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There once was a man named Jordan He was part of a great tag team He was made into Olympic seed But the fans didn't take heed And tonight, he wound up pedigreed

Aka ticket sales sucked

My favorite part was Jordan selling this line like it means anything: "I've been waiting my whole life for this. This is Survivor series...THE ONLY TIME DURING THE YEAR WHEN RAW AND SMACKDOWN LIVE COMPETE HEAD TO HEAD!!!!" That is some straight up Veruca Salt demanding an Everlasting Gobstopper level whining.

Man, that Roman Reigns guy sure does seem to be popular with the fans. Maybe they should push him as a singles star.

If I'm backstage at SmackDown and I see Braun, Joe and the Shield coming for blood, I'm locking myself in a broom closet and praying they don't find me.

There's nothing more tired in all of pro wrestling than Stephanie. Nobody EVER gets one over on her.

Or the guy who had to get goon handed because he tried to selfie the Shield entrance

If only Kevin Dunn's father didn't save those tapes from that burning building...

They won't when Bill Watts becomes Commissioner of Facebook.

A few months before he passed away, Scott Williams gave me his collection of Japanese wrestling magazines. I have been taking pictures of some of the more interesting photos in the magazines. I apologize if the quality isn't that great--these were all taken from my camera phone. I have access to a scanner at work, but I am old and do not feel like learning how to use it, and besides that fuck you get off my lawn.

"Step two- just look at me."

I believe this is what you're looking for. Yes, it did rule.

I didn't see Orton out there either. So he is just as much an asshole as Cena. Although cena history of being the worst friend and/or teammate ever is legendary Love that Reigns and the Usos won't touch each other in this. Family is more important then this promotional crap anyways

I worked the show last night. Poor Kane was stuck under the ring for about 20 minutes after the show ended. They were waiting until all the fans were cleared out of the seating bowl before they let him get up and head to the back

His TNA run to the title is an all-time great face run. Easily my favorite thing TNA ever did.

Holy shit I didn't fully realize what that meant (heard it used before but not grasping what it actually meant) I apologize, I should have thought better about that. I'll change it now.

Well, he has years of experience in the pro wrestling gorilla area. .... I'll see myself out ....

I'd like to see Bray Wyatt corrupt Jason Jordan in the coming weeks. "I was showing you the truth, Jason. Your father doesn't love you." Do you think Jordan can grow a beard? Jason Jordan as Bray Wyatt's hench-athlete would be some good TV.

Well we will never know because unfortunately she yada yada'd the best part...

Give me a schtickle of flouride.

Triple H is the best 911 ever.

Leapin' Lanny would be proud.

Braun beating up the Hype Bros and tossing Dolph into a barricade was the greatest babyface moment in WWE history since Macho held open the ropes for Liz.

Silver lining, now Louis CK is the second worst thing to happen in comedy this week.

Co-signed. Perfect all the way around, absolutey loved that run, build, and match(es). Aries would be my be pick for wrestler of the year that year.

I grew tired of it years ago. I dread the day Vince formally retires because it means more Steph and HHH, who never pass up an attempt to put themselves over. They are just tired characters who need to go away.

This is why you schedule a week's vacation in advance and time your two week's notice so that you're working one week and getting paid to sit on your ass the next.

Both of those slices of pizza look awful for a "great pizza faceoff".

And it just keeps getting worse. Is this dumpster fire territory? So very much like a free to play game, certain modes impose a time limit on when you can earn in game credits. People who have early access are reporting that they finished a game and there was a message saying that they couldn't earn any more credits for 3 hours. So the 3 hours is up, they play again, earn credits, and then find that they can't any more credits for another 24 hours. Of course, they're free to buy the in game credits with cash money instead. It really is a free to play game that they're charging $60 to $80 for. I wonder if any of this impacts how the game sells when it's actually released on Friday.

Mark Henry fathered a hand and still became a bad ass world champ 15 years later. Jason Jordan will be fine.

extremely charismatic wrestler who isn't the tallest, but recognizes the power of potassium

RAW - 40.8 SDL - 40.2 Entire match - 40.5

Nah I know, I was just being daft. I jumped the gun and wet shaved it over the summer and liked the look but upkeep was a pain in the ass. I don't think there's anything wrong with a bit of male pattern baldness but if it starts going at the front it'll be all off definitely

My favorite part was during the same segment, after Jordan got Pedigreed and Kurt goes to him. At first he doesn't look all that upset but then remembered he was on TV and turned on the water works.

Oh shit now I'm just realizing that The Oracle from The Matrix previously married the whitiest white guy that was ever on Sanford & Son.

"Best thing for him really. His push was going nowhere."

@J.T. The same thought crossed my mind also but Aly has always come across so well, I think she's really going to go at this and try to make a difference. She was calling out the current administration and the USOC etc.. she is fighting and I think very highly of the woman. I hope she goes far with it.

5000 years ...and I knew it was coming. Well played.

You know that's illegal under...oh you mean the other burning. Right.

WHAT THE FUCK https://www.gamespot.com/articles/star-wars-battlefront-2s-microtransactions-are-a-r/1100-6454825/ Ok, so Gamespot buys $100 worth of loot boxes and that's not even half of what it would cost to unlock both Luke and Vader. It was basically cost around $260 to unlock them both. And it would cost $760 to unlock everything. For shit that's already in the fucking game. FUCK YOU EA

As someone who as recently as six weeks ago was making fun of Tim Storm, these videos actually did a fantastic job of rehabbing him for the audience they are shooting for and I was pleasantly surprised to see him retain the title. I am actually now of the mindset that instead of having him do defenses every weekend on any Indy that will book him, they should just have him do 1-2 strategically booked defenses per month for the next few months against hot indy names like Janela and Gunner Murphy and build those defenses up with similar YouTube videos, until he finally gets beaten by a name that is big enough to get some recognition - like a James Storm or an Austin Aries - perhaps at Wrestlecon Supershow over Mania weekend.

That's so Raven.

I don't really understand this thinking. She got molested, her story may help someone, she may also make money. All things considered, making a dollar while possibly helping others is pretty much the only way to get something positive out of being molested as a child. Being broke and not telling her story is not any more or less noble than telling people and making a profit.

And on the opposite end of the spectrum, Kane hitting the tombstone on Linda. There's "showing light" and there's "Linda's head and the floor were in different zipcodes." Jesus Christ, who was going to be the one calling the match? The one with a tenuous grasp of English, or Kurrgan?

I feel like a fish out of water comedy about American wrestling nerds getting into wacky adventures wandering through downtown Tokyo at 1 in the morning to find the secret women's wrestling show would be a huge hit at Sundance. It's also a good thing this was 1992 Sean Waltman. I imagine this quest ending way more horrifically if it was 2002 Sean Waltman.

GET OUT, FOWLER. NO ONE WANTS YOUR HORRIBLE BANE TAKES IN HERE.