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No point, just you admitting to desiring to murder your elderly neighbor is enough.

If the Giants go 2-14 with the two wins coming over the Skins - I will consider the season a success

Jim Cornette needs to be tied down and slowly rolled through a gauntlet of minimum wage drive thru workers who were just trying to get through a shift and make rent and had to have shit dumped on them by drunk douchebags because they are powerless. It should happen once a week for the rest of his fucking stupid damaged life until he can go one full week without being a fucking nuisance.

I like how the signature gif works as an answer.

Guys, I'm pretty sure now that Shane died in that helicopter crash and this whole time we've all been part of his Jacob's Ladder scenario and the world is going to exist anymore once they turn off the machines that are now keeping him breathing.

Actual footage of the Giants looking for wide receivers right now.

But hey, why not stereotype gamers as being losers that live in their parents basement while we spend our money on watching people fake fighting?

Bret Kikuhart will have none of your shenanigans.

May 19th? Oh, come on, SOMEONE was going to say it!

Yeah Santino is pretty much being the asshat here. He offered a hand under false pretense and when he didn't get the response he wanted became the aggressor. I see nothing wrong with Cornette wanting nothing to do with him. James

Also: Daryl Takahashi got married to another cat named Carol yesterday, so the ROH US tour is essentially a honeymoon.

Everyone who booed when they started to climb down the cage is a horrible person.

Okay, so there's a lot to discuss but I just want to throw USOS and NEW DAY in the MOTY discussion. That was fucking awesome!!

Balderdash! Every day is Halloween.

People can say whatever they want about the Katie Vick silliness that surrounded it, but Kane immediately following the unmasking is one of my favorite things from that time period, ESPECIALLY that entrance. It made me almost wish they had done it during 1997 leading up to the first Undertaker match. I really wish they would have stuck with that. Hell, I'd be ok if they redid it with Braun Strowman or Luke Harper or something. Whether it's Kane, or Sabu in the straight jacket or Goldberg with the cops, there's just something very intriguing to me about the idea of the audience/opponents needing extra protection from someone.

"Hey pal, go forth and destroy my enemies...."

Terrible Snoop Dogg and TJP impersonators?

You take that back right now. Hell, he got great matches out of Nak.

He needs Pocket Dogs. That’ll get him over.

Man, now I wish Jinder could pull off a Rafi gimmick.

Aside from the women’s match, Nakamura/Jinder and Dolph/Roode, that was a pretty goddamn great show.

FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!

She’s probably lasted longer at that Dairy Queen than Corny has at in any wrestling company.

Most rationale reasonable people would drive away and go to another drive thru. Cornette started cussing, she told him to stop or he’s not getting anything and he flipped out and got out to the car. You’re free to think its okay to do that but most reasonable people don’t. Would you care to repeat exactly what he called her when he stuck his head into the window? You think that’s perfectly reasonable as well? So let me get this straight....Cornette has berated this guy Santino for years upon years. A guy who everyone knows can break Cornette into two pieces with a snap of a finger. This is in addition to countless other examples of Cornette’s big mouth. Now when they get face to face, you want us to have sympathy for him because he’s an old man with bad knees? Now that he gets face to face, he’s trying to “walk away”. And then THE MINUTE security gets between him, he turns into a tough guy again and threatens to slap Santino again. Santino says do it and of course Cornette won’t do anything. Just stop defending the indefensible. Everyone knows what Cornette is. In the words of jay z, “you know the type...loud as a motor bike, wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight”. Cornette’s the type.

Lol you’re not serious. Are you? She “mouthed off”? What did she say? What could she possibly say to justify that lardass waddling out of his car, sticking his fat head in the window and yelling obscenities? And its not just that example. He’s deserved an ass kicking for years and anyone who defends him obviously has an agenda. As for Santino...he doesn’t need to “try that shit” on someone else because someone else isn’t the one that can’t shut his mouth about him...that’s Cornette. And we saw exactly how much balls he has when he’s actually in front of someone’s face. Ten bucks says he wouldn’t even do anything to Russo. The guy is a hothead with a big mouth who’s been booted out of every company he’s worked for because he has zero self control. Any attempt to paint him in the right in this situation is laughable and should be dismissed.

Yeah, the completely reasonable response to a fast food worker "smarting off" is to blow a fucking gasket and go off the deep end on her. I would say I can't believe you're defending someone with obvious anger issues (among a lot of other issues) but I actually can believe it. I'll shut up, but only because I don't want to see this thread closed because I get into an argument with someone who defends a person like Jim Cornette.

Yeah, we get it, you defend Cornette even when he berates and is a complete fuckhead to fast food workers. What a guy!

Wrestling fans who say shit like this should just quit.

"B+?! WHAT A TERRIBLE SEASON!" - Some guy. Probably a video game reviewer.

"Someone tell that guy his offense is to consist of karate chops, nerve holds and throwing salt!!"

Steve Smith Sr. out of retirement would be the best.

I can honestly see the Giants missing the playoffs this year.

If only Pence had left the country.

Yeah, I'm finally back to my weekend so I should have them sent out tomorrow.

The refs in Detroit have no damn idea what they are doing. . .

Those guys are winning at life. I've never met Sasha or Bayley. Thy're doing quite a few things right.

4/10 But a jam-up guy nonetheless.

C'mon they don't even do fart and caca all that well.

I am a good father because I lost one hour and forty minutes of my life to take my daughter to a packed showing of the My Little Pony movie, and I didn't go all Aurora on the theatre. My kid is now napping, so I'm gonna watch my Onita vs. Mr. Pogo comp tape to even out my universe.

In other words: "The Mummy was a piece of shit. We need to rethink this whole thing, guys."

Yep. Considering tonight might be the last new ep we get for two years, this thread will be lucky to see page 2. I'm assuming that when the new season starts in 2019, we'll have forgotten this thread exists and either talk about the show in the monthly tv thread or create a new Rick and Morty thread.