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Wait, we're talking about Vince having a stroke and no one has made a "ring the damn bell" joke?

I liked that Arya couldn't settle on one kiss-off line for the Freys, so she said, fuck it, I'll use 'em both. TELL THEM THE NORTH REMEMBERS AAAAND TELL THEM WINTER CAME FOR HOUSE FREY She should've just kept going with it. AAAAAND TELL THEM REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD. LIKE WINTER TIME.

I do not want to tell anyone how to live. But Roman needs to let this thing with Braun go.

Welcome, to WrestleManiaLand! - RAF

Y'all better be just as upset about this as you all were about stupid Enzo and Cass.

Fans: "Wow, splitting up Enzo and Cass was one of the dumbest moves the writers could make for a tag team"WWE Creative: "Hold my beer"

That only gains my pity for someone being irredeemably ignorant.

For all that I enjoyed Naito and Ibushi trying to end one another, this was probably my favorite spot of the night.

I do appreciate Goto's commitment to dressing like he was on the 70's version of the show.

I can't wait for Enzo to end up working Mexico or county fairs as N. Zo Amor.

Everyone is sleeping on the cold open for Arya's slaughter spree. Because that's how revenge is best served, dontcha know.

Also liked Lyanna Mormont like it was an In Living Color sketch...paraphrasing: Lady Mormont: Look, I'm just a tiny little girl and a small innocent child but fuck you, bitch. I'll stab whoever I wanna. [Crowd goes crazy] Old beardy dude: Well I never! Lady Mormont: Really cause you look like you did a lot...of crack, bitch. [Crowd screams until they are unconscious] Jon Snow: Thank you, Lady Mormont. Lady Mormont: You're welcome. And you go ahead and dial me up in about 7 or 8 years with your cute greasy hair, if you can keep your bitch ass from getting killed by another little bitch boy, bitch. [Crowd lights themselves on fire in ecstasy. Cue fly girls.] But how much does it suck that in the time it took Arya to gather all Frey's together and kill them and in the time it took Euron to build 1000 ships and sail to King's Landing and for Cersei to have that entire mural painted...that Jon Snow meeting is STILL GOING ON!!! All that's missing is small group breakout sessions followed by team presentations.

I know there's a G1 thread in the Japan folder, but I thought it wouldn't hurt to let those that don't frequent that section know that the G1 Climax starts in a few hours and the first show is free on NJPWworld.com and has English commentary. You've got Ishii vs. Goto, Ibushi vs. Naito, and Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi with a legitimately torn up arm all in front of the Korakuen crowd. Gonna b gud. Now back to our regularly scheduled posting:

If someone just had the courage to replace the cocaine in Vince's i.v. with garden variety placebo pixie stick dust, he would probably age and turn to dust like the guy at the end of The Last Crusade.

Well I was picturing this.

That's a good look for Missy.

Sad to hear. Martin totally killed it in Ed Wood.

What can you even say? He's probably just a notch below Stan Lee as far as creators who changed pop culture forever. Rest in power, George.

Continuity man.

She looks more like Miley Cyrus in that pic...

They did. Thank God we have a nurse in the family - my sister-in-law noticed her jaundice and convinced her this was something she needed to see a doctor about immediately.

I love that the Hound's biggest fear and weakness has become his biggest strength and power. That's some super-hero level shit right there.

Enzo is good at selling and a better promo than most. He may end up the new Santino but Santino had a pretty darn decent spot for a long time, and would probably still have it if his neck didn't betray him. It might not be a top spot, but it's a spot, and it means he'll be on TV and involved in the mix for a long time, and that's not a bad place to be. Not everyone has to be, or can be, or SHOULD be, the World champion. The rest of the card needs bodies too, and who knows, Enzo might learn how to work in the meantime. Crazier shit's happened.

I got to pet a red tailed kangaroo a few days ago. She was sooooooooo soft and cute!

The production of Anything Goes that I'm in opens in just over an hour. We have a full house and we're ready to go!

I'd be all for Nakamura Vice in a fashion police segment.

"If you don't make eye contact, he won't take it as a sign of agression"

Ed Sheeran aside I liked the episode, specially Euron's throne scene (he acted way more like Jack Sparrow than CRAZY (yet stern) MAN). I agree with Pete regarding the soldiers, I think the point of the scene was that after all those years of war and shit most of what's left of King's Landing armies are boys... boys of summer. The ending also fell flat to me. I feel that Emilia Clarke is way below everyone else acting-wise, harsh contrast between her and both Sophie and Kit, who I feel that grew their acting chops the most.

Put me firmly in the "Road Dogg is underrated" camp, and I agree 110% on the Hardcore title reigns. It's hard to say he had the best segment every week, but those brawls were just a ton of fun, especially where you'd get wacky shit like piledrivers outside in the snow or throwing someone in a river.

But isn't that shot the one shot that they do in every remake of this to pretend like they understand why the original was so good? And then they proceed to misunderstand everything else that made it great.

Road Dogg was a much better off the cuff promo and a better worker in the ring. His run as Hardcore Champion was really good. I do think it was a mistake splitting him and Cass. Without Enzo next to him, Cass every flaw is coming to the surface.

And in the least shocking thing ever - the Skins are now shitting on Kirk Cousins IT'S TOTALLY HIS FAULT THERE IS NO LONG TERM DEAL!!!! And of course they have rube fans who are eating it up

"The Hardy Boys look like the oldest guys at a rave." (VERY NSFW language)

Enzo is a good promo, I didn't know that was in dispute? I thought the one he gave last Monday (it was last Monday, right? I don't really watch RAW anymore) was pretty heartfelt and pretty good, in my opinion. I don't think he's really had a chance before to give a promo with actual substance, before this feud with Cass he never needed to. His bread and butter is always going to be smacktalk and catchphrases, but I think if they need him to, he can go deeper. I agree his in-ring work is kind of bad, but that's never been his role. It's just going to be even more exposed now since he doesn't have Cass to hide behind in matches, unless they just let him be the FIP all the time in his matches. Which basically makes him a jobber. TLDR - Enzo is an acceptable serious promo, but better with catchphrases and shit. He also is pretty shit in the ring, and Victator is just a weird guy and is better off defending JBL as a bully.

Fuck off Ed Sheeran

She was in ECW two years later. I thought she looked pretty good then. I'm not sure when she went nuts on surgery.

"DAMMIT COLE HE'S A SUPERSTAR AND HE LOVES TO HAVE FUN..JUST SAY IT!!!!"

If Vince dies he will leave booking instructions via scavenger hunt. Location: A South American Jungle Stephanie is in tears digging for the final clue. Her and Hunter lift a treasure chest out of the ground. Open it and unroll a dusty scroll. Hunter: Well what does it say. Stephanie: Roman Wins.......

If Vince has a stroke, he'll be in a chair giving instructions via a series of beeps.

Damn so the real story is Vince canceled Talking Smack because he didn't get it? Holy fucking shit. We like to joke about how out of touch he is but it's just the sad truth of the matter. Vince is terrible and has needed to hand over the company for a long time.

Or just show him old episodes of Prime Time Wrestling and see if he even knows the difference. "Paul, that looks like Mr. Fuji...." "No Vince, that's Nakamaura" "Ah. Glad to see you've finally begun listening to my character ideas!"

A lot of jerking going on in that car...