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There were three Marty Sugars. The original died in 1992 so they got another guy that looked like him and put him in a bodysuit.

Do you get mad when folks post about how your dad is old and haggard and needs to stop having matches?

I enjoyed all my years on Baywatch, brother. I slammed David Hasselhoff when he weighed 300 pounds. He almost died. I suggested he quit acting and become a German pop sensation. All true.

'I love you.'

"Shit down my station" is quite the appropriate typo considering the situation

Might be less painful to just buy a ticket to the event instead.

My mother's second husband once told me that Lanny Poffo was his distant cousin. I said, "Oh cool, you're related to the Macho Man." He said no, just Lanny Poffo. The marriage didn't last long.

And/or wears a bruins jersey.

Could The Briscoe's ever be WWE'ized? I mean I'm sure they could learn to work the WWE style. But for the life of me I don't think I could ever see Mark or Jay being able to do a scripted promo word for word. WHUD YOU MEAN I GOTTA DO THEM LINES? TERRY FUNK DIDN'T HAVE NO SCRIPT? WELL HE DID IN ROAD HOUSE, BUT THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A MASTERPIECE OF CINEMA.

So much school spirit, they were literally hanging from the rafters.

It allows him, and I quote, "to wrestle like spaghetti". Dude's awesome.

Marty Sugar 2 was Giant Gonzales? I heard people really liked him on the set of Baywatch.

My biological father wasn't really a part of my life growing up, but as a kid I knew he was tall, traveled a lot, and had red hair. So I gave serious consideration to the possibility that he was The Undertaker, and may have put this forward as fact on more than one occasion to try and earn neighborhood cred.

It is 2017, Vince has probably seen Road House by now. This could work.

NXT employee: Here's your belt, Asuka. You may want to boil it first, because reasons Asuka: I'm from Japan. We sell soiled underwear in vending machines. It's fine.

Everytime a championship changes hand, a bottle of Purell should also be awarded to the new champion.

1. I'd probably vote for him simply cause I always liked the dude. 2. We're lucky the election is on May 1st. 18 days later might cause issues.

I would imagine a feud with Liv Tyler would be big, what with her having all those Middle Earth elves on her side.

Shibata getting the push towards the main event.

Finally unlocked my third weapon slot. I like having the sniper rifle available just in case i need it. Bouncing back and forth between desert planet and ice planet doing side quests. note to Dan: per our chat, when i looked at the hint book today, it confirmed the solution to the side quest we talked about yesterday.

Well said. That Luger comparison is spot on, IMO.

Wikipedia says last us champs were Slater/barbarian. They beat Freebirds who had beaten Taylor/Valentine.

There's an episode of TNT on the Network with Dr. Jerry Graham being interviewed. He talks about putting together "Graham's Army", to bring to the WWF, but obviously that never materialized.

Honestly, I hate the trademark Snyder visuals for Justice League, specifically the dark, ugly colors. Cyborg's CG also looks terrible. Also, it really looks like Snyder is overdoing it. Everything looks so overblown and insane.

Sad that I'm not sure who looks more ridiculous there, Pritchard or Cloudy.

Someone once told me that Marty Scurll is a great wrestler.

I was at my friend's wedding and the officiant found out I was a wrestling fan. He proceeded to tell me that his chiropractor and good friend Bob, used to be Nikita Koloff

Some after match Zayn/Owens goodness from the WWE Live Event(tm) in Montreal... https://streamable.com/6r8nh

A fan at a CZW deathmatch show in Delaware told people Nick Mondo was rolling around in 'fake' glass. He also said that Nosawa was "not really from Japan." The same young guy also said that Nick Gage was Justice Pain's brother. I can't say I miss Zandig's CZW shows at all. One of the many many reasons I don't like live wrestling.

If Cam Talbot could stop getting pulled during fantasy playoffs, I'd appreciate it.

Only it's this cobra -

Wilt Chamberlain David Thompson David Robinson Elgin Baylor Kobe Bryant Devin Booker?!?

Part of me wants Bell Ring, Boot, Styles Clash, Pin. Part of me wants a dive off of whatever structure they have around and over top the ring in case of rain. To be fair, change the finisher in the above statement and I'm like that for half the matches. No matter what the card is on paper, I look forward to the show. I hang out with my 2 best friends from high school and their spouses. One wife watches as much WWE as any of us and will gladly offer opinions on matchups and bring cupcakes. The other doesn't care for pro wrestling much, but is a 4th degree black belt and hey sometimes it's just fun to know someone who could legit Beat Up John Cena.

I like how they didn't really gloss over the fact that he used to be Scotty the Body/Scotty Flamingo. They didn't try to pretend he was a whole different person.

The Bulldogs/Dream Team match sums up the WWF in the 80s (and pretty much in general) to a tee. Dynamite Kid takes this hellacious bump to win the tag-titles and the people in the ring celebrating with the belts are the manager and the celebrity (Ozzy).

I assume that immediately after that, Jerry busted Steve open and wrote "DIE" on his stomach in Corino's blood. Just for old time's sake.

Not enough love for this. I'm a mental healthcare provider, in direct client contact for therapeutic intervention services, and, while burnout is a daily thing, I get jazzed by people doing well. So this made me happyoptimistic today.

You're thinking of his brother Jerry Koff. His friends call him Jer.

We really need to break down that great Roode/Nak promo video. That was some awesome wrestling nonsense. To start: 1) Winning the NXT Title apparently allows Bobby Roode to afford a 13-bedroom estate in a major North American city. I had no idea that winning the NXT title could allow someone to own a property that I would assess with a value of $25,000,000. Or did Roode gather his vast wealth before his rise in NXT? If he was that rich previously,then I like him even more -- a man THAT accomplished is willing to give his time and physical well-being to compete for the NXT title. 2) I loved that Shinsuke has somehow become a chilled out surfer dude with the waves of the ocean giving him a balance towards life. Did I miss this characterization at some point? I just love how it got tossed into the mix so randomly -- Nak's surfing hobby providing him with the inner peace needed to perform as The King of Strong Style. 3) Now this match is a FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE OF NXT. I love how Bobby Roode wants to rebuild it in his glorious image while Nak says IT BELONGS TO US, THE FANS! What happens if Roode wins? Does he impose a business casual dress code for entrance into Full Sail? Do you not get into watching the NXT house cards if you don't come in wearing a tailored fit from Jos. A. Bank? Really amazing wrestling garbage. It very much had the feel of something involving Sting and Flair circa 1990.

Does that mean that Kyle O'Reilly was secretly taking creepy pictures of Tye Dillenger's wife? And Ohno and Austin Aeries were in discussion with joining ROH just before a 3 way for the title? But in the end it's Nakamura who leads the ROH Invasion for no reason?

"I know he didn't just say that." - Booker T

We're finally going to get Cena/Undertaker at P/T Maina next year and this how the build begins. Jake The Snake and the Undertaker are going to ruin the Nikki/Cena wedding with another cobra in the box.

People always looked older in photos back then. It's weird. Baseball cards for instance.

It was pandemonium. I bet Gorilla also won a science award for his knowledge of anatomy. Why does everyone in it look like they're 40 in this high school picture.

slash ban osj reason THEY'RE CHIPS, NOT FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

Yup. No Drifter.

Yeah, I'd be on board with the idea until even one MOVEZ gif got in.