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I imagine this is like a scared straight program for chiropractors.

Psychiatric hospital nurse.

I like how out of place Brock looks in the real world. Like, if he wasn't wrestling or fighting for a living, what would he do? Conquer several midwestern states and rule them like a tyrant?

These community creations people work fast. I am doing a whole career as Big Bartholomew.

You have no soul.

The worst thing about Roman isn't that half the crowd hates him so much as (last I saw) about a quarter of the crowd exhibits pure apathy toward him. I don't get why there needs to be a "the guy" anyway in 2017. The brand itself is "the guy," as people point out. All you need is six or seven guys who have a following with different segments of the audience, and you can have them doing different appearances for those demographics. Roman can be on the Today Show along with Cena, but you can send AJ Styles over to do appearances on CMT or whatever and whoever the next millennial nerd king is to play games with Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show or do skits with Lyft drivers on Conan. When I think of champs like Punk or Bryan, they would be far more interesting sitting down for an hour with Chris Hardwick on the Nerdist than doing all that traditional shit - and at the time, like now, there were two champs, so they still could have sent their suit-wearing guy to do the traditional sit-down talk show stuff.

I hope I wasn't the only one who was hoping Randy would RKO that toy at the end

May he live another 91 and tell people "Awwww, come on now!" for another set of generations.

I still dream of MIZ winning this whole thing if only so that if the world does end before next March...some day Alien scientists scouring the rubble of data for reasons why this society came to an end will run across the DVDVR and run an analysis of all data related to it...and when they come to the line of code that translates to 2017 March Madness Winner: MIZ they will be like...Ahhhhhh. This is starting to make sense... In other words, this is our Ozymandias. MizyMaryseias.

Went back to the doctor on Tues, I weighed in at 222.2 lbs and the BP was 118/76. That puts me at my lowest weight in twenty years, I've came up with three weight goals. The first(getting down to 200 lbs) is very attainable. The second(182 lbs, half my starting body weight lost) and third(164 lbs, 200 lbs lost) are more for some sort of weird ego fulfillment. It's been a long road and one hell of a ride.

This is probably the first time a WWE ad tie-in has been done well. It completely fits the concept of the parody and the Ric Flair impersonator is just icing on the cake. It beats the hell out of Enzo the Chicken Fucker at any rate.

If you want to see Tex Ferguson in his independent days when maybe he was a lot more edgy then here is a preview of one of his "shoots".

Seriously, she's captivating.

Everything would be forgiven if Sid gives his acceptance speech in his weird whisper YELL! whisper Sid cadence.

I wish I still worked in an indy wrestling office so I could slowly turn it into THAT.

This shouldn't need to be said but just so we are all clear Anyone posting the Paige photos/videos is banned

Surf Dudes with Attitudes? Is that a California Dreams reference?

Cena channeling the delivery of part Lance Russell, part Gordon Solie. Fandango is channeling Solie's other main characteristic.

Credit to NikoBaltimore for finding this.

Better than My Ding a Ling or bathroom cameras.

Supposedly the Pokes found out via Twitter. I love the Illini but that's fucking classless.

I don't get it. Periods signal the ends of sentences, so it's not like a period can be "early." Is there some weird rule in Spanish about run-on sentences?

I was hoping the Brock video was going to be like one of those This Is SportsCenter ones...

Brock Breakfast:

Easy, they brought in Hydra.

I was there. You could hear those chairshots through the whole arena. Nasty.

I would tell that story too if I were in Sid's position.

The banker is also from the USA...

If anyone ever compiles a list of reasons to dislike Dunn, that one needs to be on the first page.

Big Bart vs the Sea Monster is probably the best storyline from WWE this year.

Another great line is Chet Chetterfield's delivery of "Clint is a piece of sh...." Cannot be understated, too funny. Jericho is way too good in this role. I wish Larry Sweeney was still around, I feel like this universe is the one that he came from. Tex Ferguson v Larry Sweeney for the ICWICWCA TexArkana Title in Silvertown, USA seems straight from the results pages of Inside Wrestling in 1987.

I see The Ascension more as surf Nazis.

I hate Miz for the right reasons. I hate Omega for the wrong reasons. Advantage Miz.

I think if the Ascension came out as the Surf Dudes with Attitudes, they'd get more over.

This.... also "you think I'm jealous of your green jacket? Well I tell ya what Suzie got from me and that's a son called Terry Gene..." Literal tears. Not only would I watch a show of this I would attend a taping if they ran it for the network for a season.

Spoilerized for size and things that cannot be unseen.

The Sea Creature vs Big Bartholomew > any 2017 Mania match

When this is the year Eli is injured - I am coming to your house

Cody should have offered to pay Quinn in Global Gold, an autographed Slapnuts guitar, and a Jeff Jarrett "Don't Piss Me Off" t-shirt circa 1999.

Haha. You said "switch"

"Paul, who is this ignoramus corpuscle?" "Sir, that's one of your hall of famers, from sector 3I."