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I was hoping the appalling reincarnation would be Richard Morton of the York Foundation.

TNA is missing on a sure thing if they don't have next year's first show start with Edwards and Lashley fighting their way into the Impact Zone wearing the same gear and continue the match. "And the winner, in a time of three weeks, five hours and 47 minutes, ...."

Which makes me think of what could've been had Hogan joined. And now I'M sad.

So long and thanks for all the ladders.

In Princess Anne, Maryland, state health officials have discovered what caused the mysterious death of 200,000 fish at a Somerset county fish farm. The culprit, you guessed it -- Frank Stallone."

Since Eddie Edwards is a wolf, it makes perfect sense he'd want to take the fight into the woods.

My favorite 'line' was from Vanguard 1 when they wouldn't let it compete in the match against Sienna, at the bottom of his display it said "This is BS AF".

Every time I see "FloSlam," I think it says "flotsam."

Having seen her live doing stand-up a couple of years before SNL, I can guarantee you, Leslie Jones is very, very funny. She is also overshadowed by Kate McKinnon who is going to be a huge star for a long time.

That was the generation before the generation before them. The generation before them is guys like Alex Shane and Doug Williams who worked their asses off to earn nothing... but did lay the foundations of the roads they're riding.

Only issue is he'll need a 3-camera setup and additional cameramen for Manchester by the Sea.

Man, if Rusev turns out to be the Jerry Seinfeld "Death Blow" of Rogue One Bootleggers.

RIP Craig Sager. Gone too soon.

Great house afire... or the GREATEST house afire?

I'm afraid I've got some bad news...

I Am The Table!

You know, had this been the final episode ever of TNA it would have been a perfect series finale. The Hardy's standing tall. A new baby on the way. What more could you ask for. Hell, a no-contest in the world title match where the World champion sort of just disapeared off into the North Carolina woods would have been the most fitting TNA ending ever.

If it is not a racial thing, why do you make It a point to say she's big, fat, ugly, and black? You could've stopped at, "She's not funny at all," and left it alone.

They give him Jojo as his mouthpiece and they can go running around as... MOJOJOJO~!

That's why you call a 20x20 WWE Ring a Royale Ring.

Jesse Ventura was consistent in praising faces in a "I'll give him credit where credit is due" way. He would also slam heels when they would do something like pick up an opponent before the three count. Corey Graves is about the same way. Graves is the best possible combination of Ventura and Heenan. Serious analysis and just enough humor to give you a laugh now and then.

I know it has its own thread but for those of you who don't watch Impact (admittedly I don't either) but are familiar with Broken Matt Hardy or just a wrestling fan you need to see Tag Team Apocalypto. It's different from anything you will see on WWE television, it has a cinematic and dramatic touch to it and I think its pretty cool conceptually. If I was Rippa I'd put this on the DVDVR 1001 list.

Underrated great moment - the joy of Jeff's face as he was realizing he got to work with the Rock N Roll Express

No, he would have popped right back up and done a suplex into a falcon arrow or something.

Corey Graves is the best commentator they've had since the heyday of Jesse and The Brain.

Corey Graves is doing alright. It hit me watching NXT this week that he's easily WWE's best announcer right now, which is amazing since he's only been doing it for 2 years. He was doing Young Boy Tom's job for him this week, trying to lead a very lost Percy Watson through the broadcast. He still manages to stay consistent on Raw, just being himself to the point where it's pretty obvious if someone else is feeding him a bad line.

Nyquil is no joke, brah. Mix thst with some cherry coke and a cough drop and it's the shizzle.

Which makes me think of Cliff Burton. And now I'm sad.

As noted elsewhere/earlier, I just love that the Hardyz have made Abyss into more of a monster than the past ten years of TNA have done.

...which makes me think of Metallica

I dunno if I've ever been as confused by GTA as I was last night. Hopped on and got put into a room with Stout, RUKered and Dolfan. Saw an Insurgent, so I figured I'd have a go at that real quick. Turned out to be a turret one, so I shot both guys outta it and took off. The rest of the crew was in a scrum near the old parking garage glitch, so I hauled ass over there. Got shot outta the thing as soon as I got there, and I finished it off with an RPG just as some body else was trying to get in it. That was when I noticed just how many motherfuckers were in this fight. It was the four of us and maybe 9-10 other dots. Also, about 100000000000000 cops. They were mostly in two MC clubs or CEO orgs, never did have time to figure out which. It quickly devolved into who are all these assholes, and what the hell did the rest of the crew do to piss em all off? And who is this asshole with the tank? And why are there all these Insurgents outside this apartment garage? And why are half these assholes transparent like they're in passive, but they're shooting guns, but they can't hit me, and I can't shoot them? And why the hell are we fighting outside this damn parking garage again? I swear, next time I get on and find y'all in a scrum at that garage, I'm gonna be tempted to go play Pokemon or something. Or go help melraz make virtual Sushi. Anything but that. Next room's competition was much more amenable, cept for one guy that was a little too good with the Marksman rifle. We ran just about all of em off, then went back to CEO car missions. I got the damn grab a car off a barge right off the bat. Failed it again. Accidentally dropped the car from a couple hundred feet while trying to avoid the buzzards. Amazingly, t didn't blow up, but it did come to a stop upside down on the fucking railroad tracks. Fucking train hit it and dragged it about a quarter mile before I could get it turned over (the constantly respawning buzzards didn't help). Finally it caught fire and blew up as I rammed it with a station wagon to try to flip it over. Rest of the car retrievals went smoothly, except when one of the two remaining dots on the map went after me as I was returning the car from the top of the map. The dot and I traded kills before I got the car dropped off, then we went to work on him. Killed him from Grove Street to the mall downtown, till he finally left. Up to 28 on my car count now.

Same here. Which makes me think of Flotsam & Jetsum... which makes me think of Jason Newsted

So was time travelling Ellsworth Andre's old running partner or bar man?

I was allowed one Hasbro every time my dad took me for a haircut. First figure was Hulk Hogan (obvs) and I get the ring for my birthday. I remember buying Andre The Giant on holiday in Bath - didn't realise how rare he was and traded him at school for Demolition (with masks). Doh

"the whole story kinda comes apart at the end there"

My only complaint is the show didn't end with Ricky Morton in the deletion realm asking to be let down.

I have to see the movie again because I worked all day and almost dozed off a few times but that Vader scene at the end was the best fucking thing ever.

Ricky Morton's "MATT HARDY YOU CRAZY BASTARD! GET ME DOWN!..... pleaseletmedown" was so fucking tremendous.

Pray for Mojo.

So it looks like Michinoku Pro may have done a match involving a tranforming Mothra vs. Minya plus cameos by Ultraman and the Suicide Squad.

Teddy Long looks pretty good though "Say Holla, pal!" "I'm not..." "Come on playa!" "God damn it Vince"