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So TNA's Defense is "Corgan can't take over the company, because we defrauded him on the deal"?

Documents unsealed, envelope 1, Billy Corgan... HAS WON AN X-DIVISION TITLE SHOT!!!

We should all send Corgan a thank you card. This has all been way more entertaining than anything TNA ever broadcast.

Pro Wrestling Tees promoting TNA merch during this is a side highlight

With the debt Puerto Rico is in, Heath Slater might just have bought the island. Someone posted this on Reddit. I have no idea how to embed the video since it's not a youtube video. Curb Your Enthusiasm starring James Ellsworth and Dean Ambrose. https://streamable.com/i9c2

AJ is a damn good wrestler. I know his best matches on WWE are few and far between, but he gets a great to good match out of everyone. I have never seen such an inspired Dean Ambrose with anyone. AJ knows how to make everyone look good because he can read crowd reactions with the best of them. How to make a smarky crowd turn on the fan-favorite heel? Most heels just use them to taunt the face because they have no clue e.g. Seth Rollins. Guys like AJ and Kevin Owens do something so despicable that they have no choice but to AJ, for no reason, and for no sense to the match, randomly attacked Ellsworth. And then made it work to get Dean to check on the chinless wonder only to set up forearm dive outside. Then after applying the calf crusher on Dean that was actually sold well, AJ goes for a stiff diving dropkick on Ellsworth that immediately got jeers. And that sets up the finish and I just love how everything was put together about this match. I am usually indifferent to interference in matches, but this was so well set up and they actually told a story. I know AJ has not had as many great classics as Sami Zayn this year nor did he start off on the right foot with Jericho, but he has to be the greatest last minute acquisition the WWE has ever made. I know I am stanning for the dude, but I have never said anything bad about AJStyles the wrestler. Dude is the best at what he does and it is great to see someone really excited to work in the WWE. Dude is my MVP this year because I can always count on AJ Styles to entertain me. Bliss is awesome on the mic and I am glad she left her boy toys in NXT because she was bigger than them. Good show for Smackdown. Better than Raw as usual, but whatever.

David Aldridge, you thought that it was something like out of a comic book, brother, but we're talking about real life! I was sitting in Parts Unknown waiting for the next spaceship to higher planes, and the lightning bolts came down from the sky, and the warriors spoke, and they said, 'make it to the Garden'. Well the Ultimate Warrior showed and, you, David Aldridge you gave the challenge, and the Ultimate Warrior and the little warriors with the painted faces rose to the challenge, and they conquered! I've taken all the little warriors through all the darkness and all the pain, and, Steve Kerr, if you want a piece of me, or anybody thinks they can take on all the warriors, I'm not hard to find. I'll be on the next spaceship to Parts Unknown

His death made the NY Daily News with the headline of Wrestling Big Dies in Nude Spree. I told my wife to use that for me if at all possible.

You literally just said what he said Coen Brothers fans say.

Not as long as this trial doesn't have Senor Benjamin to prepare the courtroom for massacre.

- Ellsworth asks to back up Dean, Dean is sort of turning him down, gets booed for it by the crowd. - Kane vs. Bray happens. Zzzzzzz... Harper shows up! Let's us know it's bow hunting season... or is protesting some NFL ruling. Randy attacks Kane. Randy teases joining the Wyatts. I can't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. - Alexa attacks Becky and paints her Yella! - Hype Bros are on the Smackdown team for Survivor Series. Mojo is in PACKERS~! zubas! - Nikki beats Natty to become Smackdown Women's captain. She also does a better STF than Cena. - Slater and Rhyno beat the Spirit Squad - AJ retains by DQ over Ambrose after No Chin Music by Ellsworth. AJ lays out James twice. Dean, seeing Ellsworth lining up AJ, does not distract the referee. He's the moron, not Ellsworth. Talking Smack! - Kane tries to make his feud interesting... no so luck - DBry continues to take shots at Raw booking - Slater and Rhyno show up and are great as always. Slater apparently has paid the Shining Stars $500 for 5 shares of stock in Puerto Rico. Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a storyline for the Survivor Series tag match. Rhyno promises to bring Smackdown team unity about by providing free cheez-whiz and crackers! - Ellsworth is really sorry about costing Dean his #1 contenders match.

I just glanced up and saw someone claim that the Coen Brothers make crappy movies and I'm like...fuck, I can't even...shit if the Coens are artsy an incomprehensible to you you might wanna stick to Michael Bay dude...

The most disappointing thing about Orton turning on Kane is never figuring out how the hell Orton was going to RKO and Kane was going to choke slam Bray at the same time.

Child of Nature! Barber of Disciples! Savage Machismo! I knew you'd come!

Alexa is like my favorite heel right now, seriously.

She is in good company when it comes to using her significant other's finisher better than her significant other.

Nikki really needs to teach Cena how to properly cinch in an STF. DAMN.

You know, this game gives out five star ratings like a neckbeard during BOLA weekend.

It's because they want your career to die.

Tarantino. And Four Rooms doesn't count against him.

Ron Fuller would've sold this company to Billy Corgan twice and turned a profit each time.

Bad news: It has to be from Taco Bell.

So it's... ...you know what, I'm not even going to type it out.

TNA's lawyer just said "yup we tricked him with an illegal contract"

WHO THE FUCK GAVE TCM PERMISSION TO SHOW THE ICE PIRATES AT ONE O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON TODAY AND NOT ALERT ME~! FUCK~!

Man, TNA even has incompetent lawyers, holy shit.

Only if he tags each tweet with where morale is in the TNA locker room.

I drafted Ajayi in the last round of my keeper league...but I DROPPED HIM FOR BILAL FUCKING POWELL after he didn't even travel for the first game of the season...got me like:

You'd would think that after dealing with the music business for so long, Corgan would have competent business managers and/or lawyers that would have snuffed any of this shady stuff out.

Meanwhile, in NOAH...

F the Dubs. I hope they never win a game. This is part 3 of Steph Curry's deal with the devil. Part 1 was the glory (winning the championship). Part 2 was the fall (choking in the finals). Part 3 is the pestilence. Expect an injury or embarrassing scandal (like cheating on his annoying wife). Durant should've stayed in OKC.

Is your create a wrestler 6'4", 250, and does he have great hair?

I figure the next step would probably be for ellsworth to be named #1 contender because of his 2 wins over aj but to try to make up for costing Dean his shot by offering to wrestle him for it. Figure this would result in aj attacking ellsworth costing Dean his shot for another week. Knowing wwe, this will all be a conspiracy between ellsworth and aj and he'll turn heel and be dead in the water like Colin Delaney. But I think if they use him sparingly, ellsworth showing up as the random guy sometimes might have legs i.e. showing up in the royal rumble.

How is it Raw can't figure out anything better for Sami Zayn to do than to try to get Blimpy Snootweasel over but Smackdown can make a hugely over babyface out of one of the randos Blart Snickerdoodle squashed in passing?

AJ vs Ambrose was very good. AJ brings something out of Ambrose that no one else does. AJ's baseball slide dropkick to Ellsworth was incredible. I loved the ending with Ellsworth losing it on AJ and hitting the No Chin Music! They're getting great mileage out of this. Orton in the Wyatts would be something different for sure. I hope he goes all-in and grows a big crazy beard. Alexa and Becky had a really strong segment. That's what a lot of us want from the booking of the women. It was just a strong angle between two wrestlers that happened to be women. I hope this isn't the end of the Spirit Squad. They're a solid tag team in the ring. Maybe Miz could give them a Hollywood makeover? Heath paying off the Shining Stars storyline was awesome. Remember SLATER GATOR? Imagine if Heath has also invested in the Titus Brand?! Heath getting swindled by all his old jobber buddies would be great TV.

Dude, Taker in a wig is right next to her.

Besides inventing the move that Japanophiles would incorrectly call the Ganso Bomb (clearly it's a Golden Bomb named after it's TRUE originator) the great Jimmy Golden was also a dual sport superstar, not just a wrestler but also a boxer. Here is footage of some of his grueling boxing training:

I'd switch Killing TNA and Siamese Dream. The album still holds up and Cherub Rock would have been an all time great wrestling theme but c'mon now. I'd also take Mellon Collie off the list and replace it with Paws Chicago at #5.

The women selling the HiaC with fucking smiles at being able to wrestle inside a cage as some Title IX self-congratulatory bullshit instead of it being the single most destructive and dangerous match in the WWE guaranteed to destroy their bodies and shorten their careers infuriates me.

I thought his line to Titus was better... "Hey, nice scarf." "Thanks, it's 'Titus Brand'." "'Dummy Brand'."

Don't hate the messenger now I didn't tell them to do that godawful shit. BREAKING NEWS! This is footage of Jimmy Golden inventing the Ganso Bomb in 1981! A move that was STOLEN from him by Kawada and the knowledge suppressed by Dave Meltzer and his Japanese bias until right now today on October 24th 2016. Truly a momentous occasion for me to be able to recognize one of the Four Pillars of Southeastern/Continental wrestling for his contribution to this great sport.

Bad News Bayley calling people beer-belly sharecroppers, accusing Sasha and Charlotte of providing sexual favors for Mick Foley, and ghetto-blastin' fools would be amazing.

I thought Rippa said no fetish stuff?