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Only Brock Lesnar could have a month long training camp, return to the cage after 4+ years off, and smash a top 10 ranked heavyweight.

Brock just declared world peace. Fall in line.

Brock's smile was for each and every one of you on this board who were hoping you would be living in a Brock Lesnarless world after tonight. Now he's only stronger because of your doubts.

The real winner tonight. Nobody in MMA has ever given Brock the proper amount of credit he deserves.

Guys, I'm pretty sure Matt is dying and this whole thing is a Jacob's Ladder situation.

What's a guy gotta do to see a snap mare in 2016?

This was on WWE owned programming and I am still floored by it. I can't believe I am fully invested in Brian Kendrick in the year 2016

He should do some crossfit videos with Rollins and then tell Rollins to 'f this'. Next shot is Reigns power lifting with Big E making fun of crossfit. Face turn complete.

As if Lesnar coming out tomorrow night on RAW, calling out Mark Hunt to no response, then calling out Roman Reigns to no response, and deciding he wants "any other Samoan who wants to fight" and ending up in a pull apart with Samoa Joe doesn't get Austin/Tyson style replays all over ESPN

Somehow, I was hoping he'd say this:

Where is the translator for Diaz?

No one sells the atomic drop like Rick Rude though.

I want Gallagher to get a deal and join the Vaudevillains to help get revenge onNew Day in some trios matches. Also I really want Kendrick to win after his spot on the bracket special. I felt gutted for him when he started talking about this being the end of the road andhis last chance at age 37. In my head im screaming that Batista and DDP didnt even debut til nearly that age so there's still time!!!

Patently obvious why he represents Canada now. Got the tuxedo and everything.

Funniest outcome possible.

So, a moth injured Ronaldo? Do i have that right?

There is a formula to beat Mark Hunt. Since Lesnar doesn't the skill of a Stipe Miocic to just paste Hunt over and over on the feet, he had to fight Hunt from a distance. At no point was Lesnar willing to engage on the inside or in tight really outside of grappling. Lesnar was throwing jabs that weren't landing, but if Hunt didn't want to close the distance or cut the cage off, then that's as good as landing them. All throughout that second round, Brock's takedown attempts were porous and the setups for them were nonexistent. So if Hunt decided to blitz him at certain points, that wasn't a lot Lesnar could do other than clinch and hope nothing big lands. However, I think Hunt was very much resigned that over committing on one big strike would probably put his back on the mat. When Brock grabbed that single in round 3, his first step was as explosive as it was in round one. Since he wasn't going to get the single, he put his head down and rushed Hunt into the cage, switched to a double, and drove Hunt down. If you're fighting someone who doesn't have a good guillotine choke, that's pretty much textbook. Hunt was exhausted by then so he wasn't going offer much resistance. So it wasn't as much about fear as it was Lesnar doing what he needed to do and avoiding Hunt at all cost at close range.

Except in 2016, someone would actually try to make it happen. The man already has folks throwing overpriced briefcases at his head. A potential stabbing is next, sadly.

Here is a glass of hater tears with a Coors Light, I mean Bud Light, chaser. I love that he mentioned that as a joke in the post-fight presser. I have never seen Brock so happy. It is scary.

Brock Lesnar beats Mark Hunt by decision in his return to the UFC's Octagon. Amanda Nunes easily beats Miesha Tate by submission in the fist round and becomes the new UFC Women's Bantamweight Champion. I like the gold canvas after getting used to it.

Along these lines, whoever keeps robbing Herbert Moon is morally justified (especially if you have Undead Nightmare) and I let it happen now.

From sea to shining sea. From one white boy to all nationalities. I'm pretty sure those two things are not political slogans but Brock giving his ranch staff a head's up for the menu when he gets home.

Maffew's got his take on it... LOL @ the Nazi in the Producers clip being labeled as "Ron or Don Harris" ROFLZ @ "Matt Hardy used Dilapidated Boat" during the Pokemon bit

I really want to see The Killing Joke.

Meanwhile.. in Canada..

Matt is promising the Completion of the Deletion on Tuesday.

It helps that Tuesday is another pseudo live show. Let's hope it goes better than the last one

Happy 35th anniversary

So both Lesnar and Hunt had a big qeakness, right? If Lesnar shoots, Hunt will knee/punch his face off. If Hunt strikes, Lesnar will take him down. So then the story of the fight is that one of the two was utterly fearless about that weakness and took the risk over and over again and the other waited. Brock Lesnar: without fear.

No no no... Vince shipping Roman off to Middle Kingdom Wrestling would be the greatest thing ever, if nothing else it sets up Roman v. Ho Ho Lun! James

Call Lex Luger. i still dig that sequence where he sells Muta's mist like it was a shotgun blast to the face.

She looked scared shitless walking to the octagon. . .

As a fight fan, I'm excited at the possibility of seeing Holm vs Nunes even if it's not box office.

19-19 but nothing spectacular to put it in Hunt's favor

I hope he comes out witha a Singapore cane and a six pack of bud smoking a cig...well shit

If it's according to the Torch, NoDQ.com isn't the source.

I didn't mean to imply that was Dash in the video - just that Dawson & partner (Garret Dylan is Kris Kristofferson's kid) seem to be working the same basic gimmick.

Legit Boss.

As long as I don't know who wins it's all good with me.

Okay I've missed a lot of this thread, but the great Ron Funches was wearing this on @Midnight tonight. We should probably start a fund to buy it for some selected board members around here (I'm looking at you Johnny) EDIT: Or just have someone make a "Get Drunk Watch Wrestling" which I would buy ten of and wear every day for the rest of my life