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I would have all three New Day members fall in love with Sasha, but she shows them no affection and just bosses them around. The skits of them trying to win her heart would be so fucking golden.

40 years ago, I decided to give this life thing a try. It's been a rocky road, but hey, I'm still here, so not all bad. ;-)

She's Bull fit!

We'll never get what we want. Because the assholes in charge don't want us to want what we want ... the Attitude era set that shit up under the label of "a swerve." Nowadays, who knows what to call it ... can't call it "masochism" because the people in charge of what goes out live don't think they're hurting us; it's not "sadism" - putting out shit because we will hate "Creative," because they *don't* think fans will hate it. And the worst thing that's happened was when they listened to fans about Bryan. They listened to fans, scrapped plans that were clearly - and more importantly for some (unless they have been banned or just moved on) researchably - set in motion and were still, until the day of Mania 30, possible and well in motion. We got Mania 30, and now the idea men get to cluck their tongues and stare at us from behind poor booking and say, "You silly asses. We listened to you and look what happened. At least it wasn't as bad as 10 years ago ended up being ... so here; here's John Cena fighting a young up-and-comer everbody loves from NXT ... think *he'll* be the one Cena puts over and straps a rocket to?" (A person at the side does a spit take:) "Dude, I think he just separated his shoulder SIGNALING TO THE CROWD BEFORE EVEN GETTING INTO THE RING!!!!" "'He separated his shoulder signaling to the crowd before even getting into the ring.' "Marvelous. I love it when we don't even have to do anything."

You can tell who doesn't watch SmackDown by people posting that Jimmy Uso is bad on commentary like it's new.

"WHAT?"

What's a SmackDown?

If you listen really closely, you can hear Katee Sackhoff's fist repeatedly ricochet off her agent's skull. If Katee Sackhoff plays Jimmy to Rousey's Dalton and mentions the prison sex line during their finale fight, there's going to be a lot of pants free dudes in the theater.

I'm just surprised there isn't a young black filmmaker who wants her to star in an indie project solely based on the fact she was in Love & Basketball fifteen years ago. There probably is one, but she might consider herself above doing crowdfunded stuff. Given that Love & Basketball barely made $27 million at the box office, I'm not sure there are many young black filmmakers who are even aware that Love & Basketball exists. Apparently, you don't know much about black culture. That's our fucking Casablanca apparently. Also, how much did The Last Dragon and Friday make at the box office? How about Love Jones or The Inkwell? You're not going to find bootleg numbers on Wikipedia. Sorry. Stuff like The Harder They Come? Yeah, I'm the only person I know who has seen that. Something like Shottas has apparently made its way through African-American neighborhoods for some strange reason though.

But if he can't see or hear you singing it, isn't it your own private Idaho?

Don't forget that Tonya Evinger is defending her Invicta bantamweight title versus Pannie "Sexy Scramble" Kianzad this Saturday night on Fight Pass. In addition, former 115 pound champ Katja Kankaanpää is fighting DeAnna Bennett in the co-main.

I OFFICIALLY LOSING MY GOD DAMN MIND RIGHT NOW!!!

We can invite everybody we run into on the 360 to contribute. Tired of being spawn killed? Contribute to the mayor's Xbox one campaign fund today.

I can't wait for tonight's court filings.. should be a barnburn.. wait.. no.. they're actually playing games that count? on a football field? FOOTBALL!!!!

"Jake, did you ever see Goliath do the DDT in thr late 70s?"

The London Monarchs of the WLAF/NFL Europe were my first love, I had the jacket and everything. My first Super Bowl memory was of Packers vs Patriots in SB31. The pregame stuff over here focussed on the whole cheesehead thing and I simply couldn't get behind the foam wedge hat, plus the Patriots had "England" in their name. Despite me filling the house with Patriots merch, shirts, etc, my son follows the Cowboys. I feel like I've failed. I have a soft spot for the Titans as I love country music and I had man crushes on both Steve McNair and Vince Young. I'm also partial to those who played in NFL Europe/Europa, especially those who played for the Monarchs or Admirals such as Kurt Warner, Adam Vinatieri, Jake Delhomme etc.

Killing Han makes sense thematically, especially since, when he broke his ankle, the studio said the script was very Han-centric. Qui-Gonn died in Episode I, Obi-Wan died in Episode IV (Spoilers!) The mentor, Han, sacrificing himself for the main characters follows that pattern. That said, I really don't want it to happen because Han is the best.

http://youtu.be/pZU5AnxwIAg

While I do think Eva vs Austin would be a draw, there's more of a built in story with Cameron vs Austin.

I can't read a lick of that, but it makes perfectly good sense to me. Amazing How one graphic can do what 20 writers can't.

If I never have to hear Jimmy Uso on commentary again, I'll consider it a life well-lived. Seeing Balor and Joe get main roster entrances and solid crowd reactions was great, though, and I really like the presentation of the tag tournament so far - showing that the tournament is a big enough deal that it spans NXT house shows, the regular Full Sail event, and an arena show.

Somebody needs to ask the important question here: Will a polar bear fall on a fat guy?

That's a terrible name, Gregg. Braised Shortbread. ...shit

Well, shitSHOOT! I meant "shoot" ... please don't kick me out.

There were books?

https://amp.twimg.com/v/5293f6c3-68d2-44d1-9ff2-a34b940dba63

I read that post too quickly and thought there was a new daytime TV program called "Good Morning, Nigga"

I enjoy Big Fresh....as a poster and as a gentle lover. Piranesi won my heart during the heady days of the Batista Fashion Watch...a period that I consider the "golden age of the IWC."

I like how Al and Cris are basically saying the gamblers of the world (very possibly themselves included) are the only ones interested in Butler's TD

They are playing a real doubleheader on Saturday. No day/night nonsense.

By the way, they have announced that Kana's WWE name is Asuka.

I was going to say Edge, but then saw the hammer and sickle on the tights. It's Pillman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxHapKWbEus&feature=share

Sasha vs Bayley rematch is the Main Event for the next NXT Takeover

My come-from-behind victory is going to be as sweet as it will be impossible.

Liked just for the Laf league shoutout. Bring back the Montreal Machine, dammit!

I'm with you. You can't kill Han, at least not in the first movie. Save that shit for the middle movie. Actually, just don't do it at all because Han is maybe one of the most beloved characters from that universe and killing him seems like it would be a catastrophic gut punch. No matter how that movie ends, you're just going to feel like shit because Han died. Han Solo that is. Not Han Seoul Lo.

They define most mediocre franchise in the NFL since their inception if you take their overall output.

What is so funny about that is that they definitely acknowledged it when it happened but then they were all like FUCK! We have the Japan PPV! so the Bro-mans had to be champs. So yeah - there is something ironic about TNA saying a title switch doesn't count because it was at a house show

Holy fuck, it was like he wasn't even trying for the Karelin lift. Hopefully we get some of these big Russian boys enter MMA's struggling heavyweight division. Khadzhimurat could just cut through some of the shitbums in the UFC's HW division like a hot knife through butter, plus he has an awesome name. Tolstoy, fuck yeah. The 130kg gold medal match wasn't very exciting, particularly after I watched the video you linked. Couture referring to everybody not American by their nationality > *.

Grew up a Packers fan. My dad loved them as a kid, so I would always hear stories about Lombardi and Nitschke and Starr. When I was 10, I thought Majik Man was just about the coolest nickname a person could have. Then, the first year I actually made an effort to follow the whole season and learn the game, some kid named Brett took over and that was that. Never been a fan of anyone else, but there are teams that I like seeing do well. Its ever changing, mostly based on players I like. For example, I really liked those Natrone Means/Stan Humphries Chargers, but despise the Tomlinson/Rivers Chargers (plus, I hate the powder blues...I am the anti-Dewar). I was pretty happy that the Patriots won the Super Bowl (once the Packers were out), because lol@people who cry about fair play. FUCK THE VIKINGS. FOREVER AND EVER.

Grew up a diehard Bengals fan. They will always be my favorite sports team. Boomer, Ickey, David Fulcher. Man, I loved the Bengals in the late 80s. I have a soft spot for the Lions. Fell in love with them in the earl 90s and Barry Sanders. I owned at one time a Sanders jersey. He is still the greatest player I have watched play(that is counting Montana- FUCK him and the 9ers.) Boomer will always be my favorite player ever. Did a United Way commercial with him. He came to my school after I developed arthritis an the school every year would do a walk-a-thon. He showed up the first couple years of it. Also did the arthritis telethon a few years and Boomer was involved with that as well. Just a all around awesome guy.

I just read a really cool review that touches on some of the back and forth we've had here. It also goes deep on some of my favorite parts of the show (title card, influences etc etc). He spends a solid portion of the review on the Fight Club twist. I think he makes some really great points during that section. I'll link to it when I get off mobile. Edit: Here it is. https://lareviewofbooks.org/essay/mr-robot-season-1

Piranesi cons: - St. Louis Cardinals fan Pros: - Wendy's girl Illuminati Overall lean: pro.

Even internet trolls can get Shawn Michaels to oversell.

He smells like Otto's jacket