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"Whoa, wait a minute, Scott. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What, do we become assholes or something?" "Nonononono, KUSHIDA. You and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids, KUSHIDA. Something's gotta be done about your kids!" "What happened to th-" "THEY'RE FAT."

Probably some poor schmuck who got asked by Virgil to help him with his log-in information and then got charged 80 bucks for it.

God. I don't care that he's 45, crazy, and reeks of TNA stench. If Cena is out there and the opening bit of "Medal" hits, I'm jizzing my pants. Proudly.

DEATH VALLEY DRIVERETTE 07222015 More EXPLORATION! And the new Okabayashi match. ~!~ SINGLES GOING STEADY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIASUKE SEKIMOTO vs YUJI OKABAYASHI- BIG JAPAN PRO WRESTLING- 7/20/2015-[RASMUSSEN]: This is for the Big Japan Strong Style Title held by Sekimoto. I used to hate Sekimoto and then, over time, he got beaten into my heart, mostly by Kohei Sato. Okabayashi is my current favorite wrestler. I like his intensity. I like the intensity of everything in Big Japan that isn’t their shitty death match division. It’s strange. It’s like liking McDonald’s for the salad

@BellaTwins: [email protected] can we have a hug??? Maybe all of #TeamBella ??? What do you say??

My gimmick table at Wrestlecon New Orleans was right next to Virgil. Hearing him work for seven hours was magical. Dude is a hustler through and through and every time he got a big fish he would look over at me and smile and nod.

Insert Mark Henry air bill joke here.

Really, all I want is just one hour alone with Becky. Maybe a bottle of wine and some nice music. Something to really get her guard down. So that I can gently but forcefully explain to her why Tiger Mask vs. Dynamite Kid sucks.

Ok, I did!

I've been telling people this for over a decade now. Dude never paid for a meal or a drink or a bump to first class in a 2 week Alaskan tour. At one of those NWA Legends conventions in Charlotte in 2008 I watched him crash a wedding that was happening in the same hotel. He did take a free photo while filling up his plate.

Is there a Sam Roberts story that I missed that makes him a douche? He always seems like a genuine and affable dude.

Sandman should've been the illegitimate son. That would've been tremendous television.

Also standard Vince booking: turn chicken shit heel champ into a bad ass before taking the belt off him. For better or worse.

Goddamn dust in this room http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=13295296

Lessons needed to be taught. I'm edumacatin', dalmit. I SAY, I SAY, SON, YOU CAN'T GO TO THE CLOTHES STORE IN A PUBLIC ROOM, BOY, SOME MANIAC - PAY ATTENTION TO ME WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU, BOY - I SAID SOME MANIAC MIGHT COME ALONG AND BLOW UP YOUR FANCY NEW CAR. CAR, THAT IS. Us: Foghorn Leghorn Everyone else: That fool dog

I was watching WCW and my dad was in the room with me and Virgil came out for a match. It was right when he had dropped the Vincent name, so Schiavone explained how now he was going to wrestle under his real name, Mike Jones. Heenan, without missing a beat, goes 'Mike Jones? What's his dad's name, Tom Smith?' My dad burst out laughing before stopping for a second and saying 'wait, that doesn't really make sense' and going back to his paper.

That's absurd. Nearly all of them might be related to Naitch. He's a Petri dish in alligator shoes.

Sabin's hurt so the Sabin/Kushida team is out of the GFW Tag Tournament. Kushida's now in the LEXIS*NEXIS tournament instead. Also, unavailable due to injury are The English Lords. If Kushida can only team with guys from Michigan then they should've teamed him with Scott Steiner. Steiner can drive the DeLorean. Time-traveling Scott Steiner.

http://youtu.be/x2B5d-8H588 All in.

Found this gem while digging through a stack of mags I excavated from the closet.

I remember the first time I saw Bryan Danielson in ROH and I thought, "I bet that guy has great sperm." Glad to know I was right.

You have to admit Golga being black is quite the oddity. I'm sorry.

Dalton Castle reminds me a lot of early WCW Jericho, with added campiness. Also, how funny was Luke Harper in that video?

Been watching a lot of ECW Hardcore TV from 94/95/96....man this is just too damn fun to watch. Ron Simmons, 2 Cold Scorpio, Eddie, Cactus, Funk. Taz & Sabu goin nuts. The Public Enemy being themselves. Sandman being The Sandman after getting hit in the head w a frying pan and forgetting the match finish and having to be PUT down by Cactus Jack.. Shane breaking out as the Franchise w/ Benoit & Malenko as his Triple Threat. Stevie parodying Raven's old gimmicks then, the debut of Raven. Debut of the Dudleys. Debut of RVD. Mikey Whipwreck being pushed as a champion and feuding

Because Fuck Randy Orton.

This. ARMBAR or Rousey wins by TKO.

Finger Poke Of Doom. I really hate the angle but that's not even what really pisses me off. It's blatantly false advertising a WHC rematch and then delivering that angle. Also, when Nash tries to excuse it because it aired on free TV. I paid like $50 for tickets. I had great seats too. Perfect sight lines to the ring. Too bad there was a show-long angle aired on screens hanging above the ring and the audio was garbage. I don't think I knew what the thing with Goldberg, Liz, and the cops was about until years later. I don't remember if any of the matches were any good. I know I saw

The best part of this thread is that there's a Tommy Dreamer knockoff out there somewhere.

He works on the Opie Show, also has his own radio show, and in addition to that, hosts a wrestling podcast oftentimes with the adorable Katie Linendoll. And is a good guy all around.

I'm hoping for Bob Barker.

I don't think any one could have summarized our crew in 10 words or less any better. So last night I thought to myself, "You know, it's been a long time since I got an NPC bounty." Literally 2 minutes later, I get the text, "You stole my ride...." Boom, $7000 bounty. I get followed and I screwed up a sticky bomb, and he blew up my car, which I needed to respray for Simeon as my final objective of the day. Oh well, I go hunting again. Find a car nearby just to head back into town. "You're dead" $3000 bounty. God damn it. I call for my armored car so I can hunt in relative p

Oh he got me too. He charged $15 for a picture at the Legends of Wrestling fanfest in 2010. I took a pic and only had a $20. He said he didn't have any change so he took a xeroxed copy of a WWF magazine cover with him and DiBiase on it, autographed it and said he'd throw that in for the extra $5. I didn't really want it but didn't feel like arguing the point. It felt strange that he would charge $15 for something but not have any five dollar bills so I watched his table from afar and saw him do that to at least 4 or 5 other people.

DEATH VALLEY DRIVERETTE 07212015 I’m going to watch a bunch of guys that I’ve never seen before (that I remember) and hopefully find more folks to be into. Let’s go, shall we. SINGLES GOING STEADY! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MINORU TANAKA vs SEIKI YOSHIOKA- WRESTLE-1- 7/4/2015- {RASMUSSEN]: Maybe I’ve seen Seiki Yoshioka before or maybe I haven’t. May be NOW he is to the point that I will remember them! YES! Minoru Tanaka I used to love. I’m glad we never married because we’ve grown so far apart. I felt he has been cruising on his 90’s rep since before he was ever great or anything.

Why does he aim so fucking high? He throws his punches like he's trying to punch them in the top of the head, which would look stupid even if he didn't miss by 18 inches. "Because of the way the match was going I'm not sure these spots weren't on purpose to tell you that this match is falling apart because he's hurt and make it more real. It did feel like that was the case. When you can take a match to the level where you go beyond suspending...you know this was like in a new dimension of believability in a sense that you know it's fake but what is real and what is not real as far as what i

I thought Trainwreck was really funny and sweet. Amy Schumer is incredibly talented and has really taken it to the next level. There were a few things that could have been edited out of the movie to make it tighter but nothing they left in ruined the movie. I go to about three movies a year. I'm glad this was one of them.

After way too many drinks last Friday night, I proceeded to end the night by attempting to purchase Burger King whilst doing a Dusty Rhodes impersonation. I was then advised that my remarks were unnecessarily homophobic and they wouldn't take my order. Fuck Burger King.

This isn't new.

I hope their finisher is called "It's a Trap!"

Not unless Vince loves Otto Wanz references.

Better watch it, Stout. If you go to GTA juvie on the One, the Sisters' stubble will be so HD that you'll get a rash.

Unless you're a relative, it doesn't matter.