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Except it's not a child but a 35 year old man in a Green Lantern shirt.

I would bet everything I own that he is suuuuuper into that. So maybe she refused.

Fuck WWE/Reddit guy Fuck his spoilers And fuck anyone posting them without spoiler tags

Hey yo, survey says spoiler tag those leaks next time, please. Is that considered a spoiler? If you are reading page 2 of the WWE Fastlane thread AFTER the show has ended, you kind of deserve whatever "spoiler" you might read.

Vince's troll booking is hilarious it makes reading the post show reactions worth it. I can honestly say I don't give one single shit about anything at Mania other than the crowd reaction for the main event. It kind of feels like the worst possible show given the talent they have. Oh well at least there's still NXT.

Daniel Bryan is a miracle worker. But you already knew that.

So Negro Casas vs Haku from 93 is about as enjoyable as you'd expect.

The "Phil" talking point is absurd. That sort if mentality isn't exclusive to Punk or Colt, it's how a majority of wrestlers react when someone outside the business uses their real names. It doesn't mean he's a jerk. (And for the record, I think it's a silly thing for wrestlers to get hung up on, but I'm not a wrestler so it's not really my business.)

Naylor never recovered after he dropped the mask. It was sad.

HHH selling the bat like he was Freddie Lounds and Sting was Francis Dollarhyde was weird. He had a sledge hammer. Sting didn't even have it ready, he was pointing it at him like a Kingsmen umbrella. Does it shoot something out of the end?

The annoying ringsiders made up for it. Especially the one guy that kept yelling "YOU STARTED IN MEMPHIS" at Sting. He said some other stuff also but I tuned him out. "ITS A GOOD OFFER, STANG!"

I don't know about the toothlessness. Cena's had very few pass out losses in his career, certainly not recently. Rusev's sort of a different beast. He's not just a monster. He sells way too much for that and has this savvy to him. He's not Yokozuna or Kamala or Umaga. He's more like Borga or Koslov but even that's not accurate. They were soldiers, warriors. There's something beady-eyed about him. He's not Oddjob or Jaws. He's one of those post-soviet assassins that they send after Jason Bourne mixed with sort of a character out of an old pulp from the 30s, that sort of clever savage lurking in the shadows. He's unknowable but aware. Monstrous but more human than we'd like to admit.

Can we just keep the Fast Lane thread locked and move on?

Haha... Well shit, Bink. You caught me in a couple of those shots grinning ear to ear behind Stevie and Booker wearing the Blue Punk/Pepsi shirt. At one point, someone in the crowd called for the Slapjack and Stevie teased reaching into his tights while on the apron... unfortunately, no yaks got jack'd.

I'm hoping Reigns/Bryan is a repeat of Lesnar/Cena at SummerSlam with Reigns in the Lesnar role.

Real screamer by Coutinho. Bundesliga Day 22 concluded today. Both top teams won their matches (Bayern and Wolfsburg), both widened the gap to third place. Bayern is now eight ahead of Wolfsburg, who are in turn 10 ahead of Gladbach. After that it´s pretty close in the battle for respective spots in Euro- and Champions League. Both, Bremen and Augsburg, were able to equalize in stoppage time. Augsburg not only took the cake by using the 94th minute against Leverkusen, but also their goal keeper to achieve that. BEWARE, LOW QUALITY! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2htlkc_augsburg-kalecisi-hitz-94-dakikada-topu-aglara-yolladi_sport Werder Bremen´s 1-1 draw at Schalke means an unbeaten run of six games for the Northern Germans, who will host Wolfsburg next week. Down at the bottom Dortmund manages to claw their way back out of the depths of the Bundesliga with a 3-2 win in Stuttgart. Dortmund looked better than their opposition in every regard, but still showed that they have a long way to go, Three Bundesliga wins in a row is what counts, though, and it´s a first all season in the Bundesliga for Dortmund. Stuttgart needs to make something happen, and they need to do it fast since they are the only team as of now which is more than one game away from the safe zone. Hertha BSC Berlin is the other team who is now on a sport for direct relegation after a 1-2 defeat at Wolfsburg. Paderborn won last week in somewhat surprising fashion in Hannover, but are right back down to earth after being crushed 0-6 by Bayern. Thanks to Freiburg only drawing Hoffenheim at home, Paderborn manage to stay away from sixteenth place which would mean a play off against 2. Bundesliga´s third place. Still quite a few games to go and only three points between 17th and 11th place, so this is long from being over. .

Wait? WHAT???? There is so much very wrong about that last result

Judge: Mr Cabana, I order you to give over half of everything you have to Dr Chris Amann. *Colt drives in a pick up truck full of wrestling DVDs, action figures, signed photos and his audio equipment.*

Harlem Heat reunion here near Houston, good show where they won back the Reality of Wrestling's (Booker's promotion) tag team titles from The New (NEW) [NEW] Heavenly Bodies:

Bowling team went 6-0 today, and won the provincial 220 five-pin bowling championships. Off to the national championships in Gatineau/Ottawa in late April. Many victory beers have been consumed.

Don't forget the Saturday night recap show where we answer the question, "Who are the winners and losers of the Divisional Draw?"

We can, but what does Styles have to do with anything?

I can't believe y'all are talking about a pair of brown tights when there are two decades worth of silly perms, worse looking mullets, hairstyles even Matt & Jeff Hardy think look absurd on a man his age, and obvious bald spots to talk about. Also, why wouldn't you talk about his bald spot in the middle of a match. It's like trying not to talk about the pink elephant in the room.

The women's tank top era.

Cause of death: Deviated septum from that sneeze he's been holding in for 50 years.

Hey, I hope you saw GONE GIRL before you saw Rosamund Pike's clip.

How does Reigns look strong in that scenario? The Royal Rumble winner doesn't get to compete for the championship at WM? Sounds weak to me. I know most of you would rather Reigns disappear from the face of the earth, but come on.*** ***I'm being sarcastic with this sentence--I know most of you just want him to become a weenie jobber for Bryan 24/7/365.

Danny Boy Collins is still wrestling! And he's wrestling Dean Allmark! ------------------------------ And more Dean Allmark! ------------------------------- It was a big week for Dean Allmark.

455 points away from rank 4 after a session this morning. I still don't see myself playing Crucible regularly after this but i'm definitely improving. I banged out the 10 hand to hand kills bounty in one go in the very first game i played today. I'm finding points on certain maps that i can pretty much hold indefinitely and when its all going well and you're just slaughtering the opponent it can be extremely fun. Not so much when you're on the other side of it though.

What the fuck is happening here? Jesus Christ. Unless Niners knows exactly what was asked in those emails, then I don't get the grousing over not addressing them. Maybe, oh, I don't know, give the guy the benefit of the doubt? The other point about him treating his fans like shit is just as absurd. Colt's pretty fucking appreciative of his fans. I feel like I've stepped into bizzaro land.

"New England must have cheated to wind up with Cleveland, Oakland and the Jags"

We just had a surprise Mark Henry sighting at the Reality of Wrestling. He came out and cut a promo while the ring crew disassembled the steel cage from the previous match. Sadly, he didn't bring the salmon jacket with him.

The mom is weirdly hot. She looks like The Virgin Connie Swale from the DRAGNET movie but like today.

Dennis Stamp - yes that Dennis Stamp wrestled his first match since 1991 last night - tagging with .........................

If they have a case it is absolutely what they SHOULD be doing.

He looks like he was slowly doing a face merge with Edward Norton but got frozen at the Alan Ruck stage.

I'm a CPhT in school to be a N-P. The idea that a guy being skilled enough to save a guy from a heart attack doesn't know enough shit about infections to say 'yeah, you ain't workin tonight' is laughable. Especially when MRSA infections can be deadly, contagious and are usually so painful that you can't do shit while you have one.I know people have an either 'you can't stand the shithead' or 'you want him to stick something in you' view when it comes to Punk, but come on. Common sense ain't for everyone, I know. Counterpoint: WWE and its employees have a long history of being corrupt, inept, and utterly defiant of common-sense practices that would be prevalent in any other area of life. There's a reason why people buy into Punk's claims so easily that leans away from fandom and towards history.

The King of Kong was awesome. I always thought my dad was a badass at Mrs. Pacman b/c he could get up to about 60 boards but those guys blew me away. It was also hilarious to see that the one guy who was the best Pacman player was branching out into bbq sauce. The segment of him going into grocery stores and moving his sauces into more advantageous positions on the shelf was pretty funny.

Hey! I was quoted in the channel trailer! AWESOME~! I AM YOUTUBE FAMOUS LIKE ONISION~!

Vince: Well, doc, I think I did pretty well on my tests. You may shake my hand if you like.Doctor: Well, under the circumstances, I'd rather not.Vince: Eh?Doctor: Mr. McMahon, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.Vince: You mean I have pneumonia?Doctor: Yes.Vince: Juvenile diabetes?Doctor: Yes.Vince: Hysterical pregnancy?Doctor: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered -- in you.Vince: I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?Doctor: Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.Vince: This sounds like bad news.Doctor: Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance. Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain.Vince: Well ... [looks at his watch] [the Doctor puts a tiny model house door on his desk]Doctor: Here's the door to your body, see? [bring up some small fuzz balls with goofy faces and limbs from under the desk] And these are oversized novelty germs. [points to a different one up as he names each disease] That's influenza, that's bronchitis, [holds up one] and this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once. [tries to cram a bunch through the model door. The "germs" get stuck] [Stooge-like] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! Move it, chowderhead! [normal voice] We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome."Vince: So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible!Doctor: Oh, no, no, in fact, even a slight breeze could --Vince: Indestructible.

Now he can use his knife to cut the beard!