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I'm too lazy to find my remote............ This Chrisley show is TERRIBLE and needs to be stopped.

I guess if my retirement consisted of having sex with Brie Bella and hanging out at home, I'd be excited too.

Dusty's head? That would d be amazing.

The Ascension look like a Road Warriors ripoff that your local indy fed that runs in front of 100 people at the armory would've booked in 1991.

Finally beat that new Thief game after lackadaisically playing it for 10 months. Large unformatted rant incoming. Speaking freely about the entire game. Beat Splinter Cell Blacklist. I got to that part where bad guys attack your plane and just said fuck it for a few months. That part really could've been done better. Just kind of an uninspired section. Finally squeaked by and finished the game. Overall fucking good. Movement controls were fucking great. Don't really like how there's only one slow movement speed. Mousewheel method from the original trilogy was superior. Cover button tended to wig out when you least wanted it to. It kept levels segmented into small sections. I'm probably going to play this again. Game is better if you whisper pithy one-liners when you take out badguys because the main guy sure as shit ain't going to say anything funny. Weird, abrupt ending. That was unfortunate.

Everyone discusses 1901-2000.

He told me (in his pre-dating hot women phase) that he just wanted to retire, join a wrestling message board and board hard all day.

And of course Hunter and Steph will get all the credit for the inevitable uptick in ratings that comes with the end of football season and the road to Wrestlemania.

Fuck all of you. That end ruled.

ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW: That was a shitty ass crowd, but I was so happy how much they were into Barrett considering all things. I've hated how everyone on the fucking internet has brought up the brass ring comment every chance they've gotten but I loved how the commentators took a steamy pile of poop on Cesaro's promo.

Rupert Murdoch owns SKY TV. Dick Murdoch owns the actual sky, and everything beneath it.

Whatever do you mean?

...okay, NOW I remember who that guy is. Brie Bella's husband on Total Divas, right?

Kane would have to get by the whole "chokeslamming his zombie brother into his mothers casket" thing. It would play hell with family values voters, and that's before you get to "Katie Vick"

Of course, I'm hoping it's DB saying he's entering the Rumble.

Destination America should do a Man Versus Food type show with Kurt Angle. Instead of visiting restaurants and taking on food challenges, he visits hospitals/clinics and test his tolerance of various pain medications.

Black Flag has finally ended my month long bouncing from game to game since I got my ps4. It's a pirate's life for me in video games.

Just gonna leave this here...

I was hoping he would follow in his father's footsteps somewhat. Take a job as d-cordinator with New England and eventually punch Josh McDaniels. This stuff with Cleveland and the owner attacking some players on twitter is great. Next time he should check the scouting credentials of the hobo telling him who to draft.

Still not as confusing as the time someone did a lungblower through a table. That's right, guy did a lungblower, and in the process went backwards through a table. On purpose.

Are we sure that wasn't just the Falcons? OH SNAP

Conners takes a pasting for most of this. Great fun. Dirty Andy Dalton is a favourite of mine, he really shines even in some crap matches, what with his greasy, whiny charm. This is good though, Watanabe looks about 200% meaner than the last time I saw him.

Whether you like it, or you don't like it, learn to live with it, 'cause we are the BEST. THING. GOING. TODAY. WOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ric Flair strut* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the only Riff Raff I know or care about- and I would be all about someone doing any sort of Rocky Horror gimmick

LOL @ this. Sometimes my wife asks me to hold her bag while she does something. I do it. Because I'm not an insecure asswipe. Somehow, when I hold her bag for her, my dick does not shrink, nor do I start gazing at other dudes, nor I do begin to like football and beer any less.

That Vine is great.

I actually liked it too. Especially Seth's mic work. It seemed to be way more intense than we usually get.

Dick Murdoch owns Sky???

I hope he got suspended so people can make puns. Puns are awesome.

Someone teach DB how to write comic books.

I FINALLY WON A WEEK

I liked that well enough but I have to say I remember the ongoing conversation was really distracting, was that you filming it? I should watch it again really. Any recommendations where he's doing the unbearable prick bit? I think I've only seen him as a face, he's good in this too, even if it's all a bit showcaseish. Nah that was another local fan. He records most shows and does commentary on his videos. I usually just record and never talk. But when I do I make jokes about local indies that no one will get.

I wish I had saved more of my tapes of the block of wrestling back then. I remember a short lived tv show from when Tiny Frazier was trying to reopen Gulf Coast Championship Wrestling. Mike Boyette and Frazier were the only names.

Shit if you won't.

Vampiro Americano looks like the lovechild of the Ultimate Warrior and the Undertaker.

The IWC shitting all over Reigns puzzles me no end. No, he isn't Nick Bockwinkel, but he's perfectly fine in his role as a power guy. The tag match was all sorts of good, even with Big Show slowing things down. I'm not going to say that Reigns is the next Rock, but it wouldn't surprise me a bit if he were. The dude has IT in spades.

From his Instagram:

Things have been a financial nightmare this year, but my girlfriend got lucky and plunked down $20 at the casino while I was stuck there late doing Murder Mystery rehearsals and she won three grand. Christmas saved!