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He's the only piece that can make it to the end.

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, If Cena had won, you'd all be bitching about how WWE dropped the ball on Rollins - Ambrose and how Orton - Ambrose would be the worst match ever because Randy's inevitable win thanks to his yearly push would take steam away from Ambrose's push and how Superman Cena would steal all of Rollins's thunder in a cage match. We are going to get the match we wanted and Ambrose and Rollins will murder each other in a steel cage. Don't fucking ruin this for me. In the name of all things holy, shut the fuck up. Take a piss break when Cena / Orton is on.

You're drivin' oh the wrong thide of tha threet baybeh! If Dusty's license is suspended, he just drives as The Midnight Rider.

Happy to help:

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight please enjoy Act II of WWE off-Broadway Productions hip updated re-imagining of EAST OF EDEN starring John Cena and Dean Ambrose. Next Week: John and Dean will present their dramatic reading of HAPPINESS (viewer discretion is advised).

One of the game pieces is Kerry's foot.

This thread needs more Pugs in Lucha attire

Choked himself?

People whining about Cena vs. Orton is about a million times worse than Cena vs. Orton.

I didn't know Piranesi had a Tumblr page.

There's a reason I gravitate toward my local indy wrestling: Because I can form my own goddamn opinions without getting cyber-yelled at.

Dibs on Kevin

This one million times. The IWC is truly the worst. This is why those awful writers and Vince should never (NEVER) look to the IWC for its opinions. Because nothing -- NOTHING -- will make anyone happy at this point. They gave us since the last PPV: 1) Seth Rollins becoming an absolutely brilliant shit-starting cowardly heel, who was wonderful in his stalling last night. They also teased a burgeoning rivalry against Orton down the line that should serve to put him even more over. Seth is the most underrated guy on the roster right now, in a walk. I don't think we really appreciate everything he has done since his heel turn. He's such a great slimebag. 2) Cena giving Dean Ambrose a bunch of rub, putting our dude in the Punk/Bryan spot of the adult fan's hero for good. Ambrose got put over big last night by relying on his greatest strength -- his wits. He didn't have to beat Cena's ass. He just needed to grab something from a pole, and he did that by not playing the role of Superman like Cena does (and Ambrose has mocked). Instead, he coyly grabbed the title, mocked Cena further, and went on about his business. He's a rogue face, and that's the type of stuff he should be doing. Kudos to the WWE writing team and bookers for giving us a bunch of really great stuff since the last PPV. (And I said from the beginning that -- duh -- of course Ambrose and Rollins were going to get their match. A lot of other people did the nonsense IWC chatter about CENA OMGZ. Well, guess what? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA YOU WERE WRONG!!!!!!!!)

wow, someone just used SJW here...

Oh God, I can't sit through another Cena vs Orton match... I just can't do it.

Film production company taken over by Howard Hughes? RKO.

I am so pumped for Cena/Orton. Gives me time to take a dump,or brush my teeth, or maybe even shower. Usually I'm rushing to get all that done during the divas match.

Dean coming out in failed merchadise like the APA: Always Poundin' Ass shirt or New England Patriots Undefeated Superbowl Champions shirts would be gold. *EDIT* The Sin Cara penis shirt.

The name of the cologne boosted by Randall....."Guilty Black" by Gucci. Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, you can't make this stuff up....

Gotta take care of boss lady first. That's the same reason I haven't been on much since middle of last week. I have This Mystic Decade by The Hot Snakes on my MP3 player. I nearly got a ticket flying up 301 this weekend to go and visit my girlfriend in Maryland. I knew for sure that if the cops started chasing me, they'd give up after five minutes if I successfully evaded them. I have played this game too much. Just throw a sticky bomb on their hood and run for it.

These made my day. http://deadspin.com/randy-orton-is-rkoing-the-entire-internet-1646153782?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Made even worse by the fact that by enduring Cena v. Orton, we finally get mother fucking Rollins vs. Ambrose in a big fucking steel cage where both of them will bleed buckets. THIS IS THE MATCH WE ALL WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE~! It's cute that you think they are going to let them bleed.

And you don't see the alternate viewpoint that says targeting a billion-dollar company with a national brand is rather more effective then targeting assorted high schools most people have never heard of as valid?

It's the mainstream Snuka/Metal Maniac feud.

Yeah, Rusev seeing the impossible odds, handing the flag to his woman and pushing her to safety before running headfirst into the unwinnable fight was the most badass face move I've seen in ages. That's the shit Roman should be doing at some point after he gets back.

Companion set to FLIK's photo post...

Really though, this could be good..

Lana was wearing pinstr

You guys are dicks, that piranesi quote is totally taken out of context

http://youtu.be/z413dXKW2zg This will never not make me smile.

These made my day. http://deadspin.com/randy-orton-is-rkoing-the-entire-internet-1646153782?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow After last night's Raw: Randy Orton @RandyOrton · 17h17 hours ago How about that RKO out of nowhere... #Raw

Fit fucking Finlay son

I feel like the bigger news buried underneath the Downey news is the tidbit that Joss is probably out after AVENGERS 2 and the Russos are taking over. He must've tried to assert a hair too much individuality on A2. Delivering the 2nd highest grossing movie of all time doesn't give you carte blanche to just make whatever kinda movie you wanna make, mister!

For real though who the hell thought Nana's team was a good idea. The look, the names, the whole thing was like a living representation of the worst parts of 80's wrestling.

What's worse: Complaining or complaining about complaining?

I would rather see Dean take the kids out for life lessons and show cuts of him teaching the boy how to play dice in an alley, run your sport book, and pimp out the women.

Am I a bubble person because I have no idea who Chrisley is? I mean, he's on my TV more often than the President, but I still don't know why.

I like how they've hit the point where they're putting a match together because they don't really have anything to do with Orton. They can't even contrive a feud over a japanese shampoo commercial.

THE VERA ADDENDUM: In an ongoing commemoration of my favorite and most darling, daring, poignant, and poised slasher-girls, it's time I dealt with Vera Sanchez. She's the first person to ever be confronted by hockey-mask-wearing Jason. She's one of only two characters in the entirety of FRIDAY THE 13th: PART 3D who has a credited last name. The other is Jason Vorhees. Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn...er...Sanchez? Remember how she got harpooned in the face? Last time I spoke of my intense sadness over the untimely demise of Annie in FRIDAY THE 13TH. But Vera is really probably my second favorite slasher girl, after Tina from HALLOWEEN 5, of course. We first meet not Vera, but Vera's mom and get a sense of how complicated things are for her. They are having a fight inside in Spanish. Her mom screams at her friends that "She is not going!" Her friends whisper jokes about not understanding them. So she has to deal with both an oppressive mom, possibly first generation American, who she is conflicted about as she tries to assimilate and who doesn't understand her life, and her friends who clearly see her as marginalized for that same reason. Perhaps this is why she seems like an island in the movie. She doesn't really hang out with the others and constantly wanders off on her own. Her friends respond by using her as a way to get rid of the grotesque gargoyle Shelly, by "setting her up" with him. She responds remarkably kindly to his sheepish apology for being 1) so hideously ugly and 2) her date. She never lets her disappointment show. SMILE THROUGH THE PAIN, GIRL!!! She's tough and uncompromising, putting herself in danger by refusing to back down from thugs and doing her best to hold in her anger at casual hillbilly racism. But she's also incredibly sympathetic. Usually in these movies a super hot girl in a situation like that would be complaining about losing a whole weekend by being stuck with "the fat one." But Vera has a deeper view of the world. She's got more going on in her mind and she's working through bigger stuff. So what she sees is as an opportunity to help a misfit. To help this!: He's supposed to be the Fangoria Mary Sue here, guys. THINK ABOUT THAT!!! THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!! Instead she sort of takes it on herself to try and bring him up toward the standards of human despite the clear evidence that the highest standard he can reach is "sentient slug." She's the only character in the entire main cast who doesn't mock him to his face (once again along with Jason, who we don't see mock him...but who probably was like "Wait, this guy gets a family and a house???? He's, like, maybe two points higher than me!!"). Even though she's beautiful and he's a toad, she understands what it means to be casually taken for granted by your "friends" and to feel like an outsider both at home and out in the world. She clearly has a long and profound journey of discovery ahead of her. Imagine what a good Mrs. Vorhees she might have made! Look how she holds in her anger in the face of rural N.J. bigots: And look at her all determined to stand up to bullies: and look at her being so sympathetic toward that macabre barrel of failure and vice Shelly: Then she gets harpooned in the eye-socket. What a great gal! Just imagine if we could combine the toughness, pragmatism, and contemplative sympathy of Vera with the energy, optimism, and style of Tina? Why we'd have some kind of wonder woman...maybe the greatest human being who ever fictionally lived and then horribly died. I've just created a pretty niche form of slashfic, I think, but I remain convinced that Joss Whedon based Buffy on Vera and Xander on Shelly. And if not, so what, jerks! If Tina is the Kim Catrall to my inner Crow T. Robot, then Vera is the Estelle Winwood...and I mean that in the most flattering possible way for Estelle Winwood. Vera... Vera... What has become of you? Does anybody else in here feel the way I do...?

That actually sounds like the type of girl that Dean Ambrose the character should be dating.

Maybe she's smart enough to realize what a scam Komen is.

Got another one. Tajiri. Forget Ambrose, Rollins, Bryan, Reigns, any one else. I want Tajiri and I want WWE World Heavyweight Champion Tajiri, he is the one to take the belt off of Lesnar and then dominate the WWE for atleast 3 years straight.