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  1. He could have had both feet in the door.
    10 points
  2. I'm sick to death of every goddamn person acting like a "Mark Henry air bill" joke is still clever, original, or even remotely funny now (AH, yeah! Mark said that once 18 months ago! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!- Fuck, type "Mark Henry Air Bill" in the search engine, you'll probably get an error 404 from the overkill) but goddamn if I wouldn't pay money to see Mark as Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. Bad ass reference that came out of nowhere. THAT'S how you make a Mark Henry joke.
    7 points
  3. 5 points
  4. I hope not, because that's not what I was aiming at. To be fair, I think Bryan is well trained enough to kick someone's ass. I was thinking more along the lines of the guys that are presented as badasses or someone we're supposed to find believable, but obviously aren't. Punk looks like a guy who could kick someone's ass in a bar fight. He's not all muscled up or anything but he just looks like a guy who'd bite your nose off or pull some other ridiculously terrible thing to win a fight. He looks scuzzy tough if that makes any sense. And I've met D-Bry and while he's a short guy, he's not super small next to an average person. He's built pretty well. CM Punk as Bobby Hill? I accept that. I see Punk as a Gribble type. Pocket sand!
    4 points
  5. Sounds like someone forgot to pay his air bill...
    4 points
  6. But not a tasteful spellcheck.
    4 points
  7. I didn't dare make it homo-erotic. Nah, that's not homo-erotic at all. Not in comparison to this:
    4 points
  8. Ugh this is gonna sound like trolling but Punk/Lesnar was ruined by the finishing stretch. Brock being beaten down and battered and being saved by Heyman was absolutely ridiculous and took me right out of the match.
    3 points
  9. 3 points
  10. Depending on your age and gender you should 1) Ask him why everyone's punches suck 2) Run away and tell an adult Wait. This was a life-skills quiz question right?
    3 points
  11. I absolutely agree with this. In the end, no one should have a long control segment where they beat down a guy like Brock, Goldberg, Henry, or monsters like that while the monster is selling a beating. It makes no sense. The reason these guys got over in the first place is that everyone from job guys to main eventers spent a lot of time eating their offense and desperately trying to find a way to survive. There is no need to deviate from that formula unless two monsters are wrestling one another.
    2 points
  12. Why can't we all just agree that Bryan vs. Cesaro/gauntlet match on RAW is the clear MOTY? Incredible stuff from both guys.
    2 points
  13. 2 points
  14. And Road Warrior Animal shows up the next night on Raw to induct Miz as the next member of the Legion of Doom. All DVDVRMB members look at you in solemn disgust. "Gift of the Magi" or "Monkey's Paw" lesson LEARNED!
    2 points
  15. "OK" said Santa, while backing slowly away
    2 points
  16. And Santa's the best. I went to Santa's little gimmick and told brother man, "hey brother, what I want dude, is I want the Animal, the man who deserves the spotlight all to himself, to make his return brother, to the WWE." And Santa said, ok.
    2 points
  17. If I show up there somewhere, I'll have enough credits to put up an IMDB: Actor (self) 2 credits Stop White People (2013) (twitter feed)............self at poetry reading Don't Maul Us (We'll Maul You) The Making of Terra Chimp (2014) (Dvd Feature)....self Producer 2 credits Terra Chimp vs. Mark Henry (2015) (rumored) Terra Chimp Christmas Special (2014) Terra Chimp (2014) (in production) The Tonight Show with Jay Le...Mark Henry (2013).....37 episodes Writer 4 credits Terra Chimp vs. Mark Henry (2015) rumored Mark Henry vs. Jason Vorhees (2015) Mark Henry vs. Gravity (2014) Mark Henry Glenn Ross (2014)
    2 points
  18. Depending on your age and gender you should 1) Ask him why everyone's punches suck 2) Run away and tell an adult Wait. This was a life-skills quiz question right? Why did you give up on Twitter, man? I can't deal. Shit on Twitter goes by so fast and all your best crafted jokes disappear in an instant. Like you're a protozoa, and you could be as brilliant as Lenny Bruce, but your brilliant jokes about protozoa life are gone within seconds and you and your entire generation are dead within minutes, and your entire species has evolved into a different life form that isn't even what you were within a day. I can't deal with that. I have an archivist's streak. And twitter is like the opposite of archivism. It's like that river that you can never step into twice or whatever.
    2 points
  19. It's not gonna matter if he didn't keep that fucking air bill paid while he was gone.
    2 points
  20. I liked it better when it was called Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe's War.
    2 points
  21. So according to the front page on the Observer, Batista is returning in February for a WrestleMania program.
    2 points
  22. All of Punk's offense seemed desperate too me, which is exactly what it should have been. I didn't see any of this shit that the rest of you did. I did see Hunter more or less make Brock look like everyone else on the roster though.
    1 point
  23. Kayfabe, Punk was the champ for over a year. You want THAT guy to be skilled enough to take on a monster even if he's at a disadvantage.
    1 point
  24. I usually challenge the other guy to throw a baseball at my chest. And then I talk at him and get inside his head and he starts to get nervous cause everyone has gathered around to watch. He usually misses and then we get to know each other and work it out. And then we take turns with Max Patkin banging Susan Sarandon. It's worked for me like three times. By the way, Susan Sarandon is pretty slutty it turns out. And Max Patkin is a goddamn stallion.
    1 point
  25. As I recall, he worked a Ludvig Borga-like "foreign heel disgusted with American poverty and neglect of the environment" sort of deal on the indies.
    1 point
  26. Oh yeah, when I was a kid, I thought Buck was buttcheeks. Last couple of years though, he's one of my favorite guys to go back and watch.
    1 point
  27. I hope not, because that's not what I was aiming at. To be fair, I think Bryan is well trained enough to kick someone's ass. I was thinking more along the lines of the guys that are presented as badasses or someone we're supposed to find believable, but obviously aren't. Punk looks like a guy who could kick someone's ass in a bar fight. He's not all muscled up or anything but he just looks like a guy who'd bite your nose off or pull some other ridiculously terrible thing to win a fight. He looks scuzzy tough if that makes any sense. And I've met D-Bry and while he's a short guy, he's not super small next to an average person. He's built pretty well. Being good at bar fights is a skill that is wasted on CM Punk.
    1 point
  28. I'd have to rewatch them but I thought the idea was that the narrative of HHH vs Brock was HHH having the advantage for most of the match in a Bill Watts Standing Tall sort of way while Punk got beaten down a lot and basically threw everything he had at Brock. Very different narratives for the matches.
    1 point
  29. Gee, I really hope this turns into another round of everyone arguing about whether or not Punk and Bryan are believably tough enough to be main eventers.
    1 point
  30. Zuffa made it. They try to act like "FreeFights4You" is just some random person.
    1 point
  31. I still love how transparent Miesha's plan was. "Don't embarrass yourself, let Rhonda do it" and it worked a charm.
    1 point
  32. John Agar may win this for his role in Fort Apache. Of course, it helps that Henry Fonda was carrying nearly everyone and John Wayne was actually interested in giving a good performance.
    1 point
  33. PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (But shit, it was 99 cents!)
    1 point
  34. Damn emotional promo from Shane McMahon
    1 point
  35. 1 point
  36. Eric Roberts guess starred in an episode of King of Queens where they go paintballing and his intense over acting is portrayed brilliantly.
    1 point
  37. As an atheist that hasn't totally lost my mind, I'm laughing out loud at the idea of A & E, the network that has shows on hoarders and on displaying drug addicts for our viewing entertainment, taking a moral stand over someone expressing a Christian viewpoint.
    1 point
  38. Marked for Death was on the other day and now Hard to Kill is on. Seagal just said "I'm gonna take you to the bank, senator... the BLOOD BANK." I think I love these movies.
    1 point
  39. It was a sloppy match but I liked the story of Hayes being over zealous in trying to get the hometown guy to win and then saying, "eff it" when KVE refuses his help. It's funny b/c everyone remembers that match as Gordy slams KVE's head with the cage door and Flair wins but the match goes on for a while after that and Flair wins via ref stoppage.
    1 point
  40. I don't know what the fuck I just watched, all I know is that I liked it. I liked it very much.
    1 point
  41. Don't trust me, I've got a giant crush on the man
    1 point
  42. But Transformers has made money?
    1 point
  43. 1 point
  44. I said this in the MoS thread, IIRC. Maybe a drunk Robert Shaw doing a derisive Connery impersonation.
    1 point
  45. Sekimoto vs Madoka has one of my favorite endings all year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWb6MAJ5J9Q If only we had a thread in which to nominate things...
    1 point
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