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Guess you could say AJ and the gay community are a styles clash. Even I don't think that was very funny. I'm sorry.

Man, that hometown DB crowd sure was loud for the main.

2006

Finally got the new job i was hankering for. Servicedesk manager for a company based out of amersham. Shit ton more money and more responsibility. Nouvelle année, nouveau boulot

Hating on 21 Jump Street **AND** Face/Off? Excuse me, but fuck this (part of the) thread.

The Natural: What have I been saying for all these years? You can't trust that guy! Heenan and Hogan, Natural and LeBeouf.

I liked JBL enthusiastically making a Harry Potter reference and then trying to cover when the other guys didn't get it: He looks like Hagrid. Who? Um...you know,...um...that witchcraft show. Sure, dude, sure. That "witchcraft show"...not the collector's edition hardcover book series you have sitting on your bookshelf with a mini-spot on it. I almost felt bad for him. He wants to talk about it soooooo hard...but he can't take the risk of bringing it up. Then he loses himself for a second and puts himself out there...and he gets slapped down hard.

Limp Bizkit....Checkmate.

"Miz, Kofi, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. Your careers are a lamentation on the death of fun and you are both now unconscious."

My thoughts on the entire CM Punk/AJ/Michelle Beadle/whoever the fuck drew that drawing/whoever the fuck passed it around the locker room are best summed up by Norm MacDonald: "This may sound a little harsh, but I believe that everyone involved in this story should die."

Everything in the commercials for THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY, not just the images of the fantasies, but even the music, looks like it was designed to be like a 2-hour cell phone commercial. It's all the same whimsical "embrace life and TOUCH THE WORLD" stuff that people do in like a Microsoft Surface or Verizon commercial, with the same "Ooooh..Aaaaaaahhhhh....Ooooooooh" music that makes me think the whole thing has been transformed into a 2-hour long piece of pure torture. It looks, ironically like it is going to be the least imaginative movie about imagination imaginable.

And of course I'm hearing this in the "Vince McMahon announces the Royal Rumble participants" voice.

Can we all laugh that AJ Lee yelling at another girl backstage is a way bigger story than AJ Styles, arguably the biggest star in TNA leaving the promotion. Kind of puts TNAs place in this world into perspective. And how great is Punk as wrestling's Casanova? Half of Punk's appeal is that he is a wrestling superfan who through the unlikeliest of circumstances ended up in the main event. His whole career has a fan-fiction feel to it. And in the fan fiction of a 12-year old wrestling nerd, it would only make sense that the protagonist is plowing through three-quarters of the women on the roster.

I think some people here are just a little too interested in who/who isn't CM Punk dating/sleeping with. When did this site turn into Perez Hilton for wrestlers!?

Y'all are sleeping on Zan Panzer being from "the continent of Europe"

I again ask - what the fuck was wrong with this? http://youtu.be/EX6PSOrVbSU

First is Dolfan hating on 21 Jump Street "remake" now is Salvage hating on Face/Off. Is this real life?

Shawn Michaels is pretty awesome. He saved that Punk segment from being tiresome. I think the Mark Henry/Big E tag team should have the backstory of Big E being Mizzark's long-lost son. I want vignettes where they play catch together and have contests to see how far they can throw Smart Cars and break the bells on the strength games at various county fairs to make up for lost time.

just to put hair on your chests

I should also add, people need to take notes when HBK is around. He can still flip the switch from heel to face back to heel in the blink of an eye and he always knows EXACTLY how to make the crowd react the way he wants them to.

Kobald from Chikara posted this on his facebook about an hour ago.

Yeah man I don't see any appeal at all about "Girls". My girlfriend watches it, I saw a bit and realized it was a whinier, hipster version of sex and the city. No thank you.

Hugs are condescending gestures from people with ulterior motifs.

God Bless you random Youtube poster

We hinted at this in the Kaz Hayashi vs. Raven match - that we probably need to have a thread to discussion our love of the WCW C-Shows (or Syndie Shows if you will). Basically anything that wasn't Nitro, Thunder, Clashes or PPVs. Happily Dailymotion has Yuji Nagata vs. Steve Regal (Which is definitely in my Top 5 Favorite Matches from these shows) http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbplrb_lord-steven-regal-vs-yuji-nagata_sport

TRIFECTA!

Man, Truth and Woods looked like a right pair of bastards there. Wait until Clay has properly hurt Sweet T, drive him off and then... "Hey Funkadactyls, stop looking after your friend Tensai, come and dance with us instead".

I expect The Shield-Wyatts match to go down at Wrestlemania and the post-Mania Raw Reigns will spear Ambrose and leave. Triple threat at Extreme Rules, maybe for the US title if anyone remembers it still exists.

If two wrestlers got in a fight backstage, we'd talk about that. If two wrestlers are fucking, we talk about that also. We should rename to board "Fights and Fucks"

And my favorite part of this season has been watching FSW turn into Gonzo with his idiotic fandom of his shithouse, loser franchise. Lions, to quote coach Jack Reilly, "You're not a has been...you're a never was."

You know when you first saw Lorenzo, you were thinking, "Man, I hope he's working Vader or someone who will murder him.." And then Fit Finlay shows up and you're all, "FUCK YEAH~! KILL HIM, DAVE~!"

I just love it when Alicia Fox shows up, listens to Nattie tell her about how she feels humiliated by something she did and then proceeds to crack up in Nattie's face with no remorse whatsoever.

The at least beat the Prime Time Players in the poll God - maybe Titus O'Neill needs to come out too because they are so the forgotten team in a very very deep tag roster

Yeah, they've estabished that Orton clearly sees Bryan as a threat to the point where he takes the easy way out in a non-title match. Bryan ain't going away anytime soon.

Face/Off is completely ludicrous and thinks that reconstructive surgery is magic, but who cares because Castor Troy's matching Springfield M1911's are fucking awesome. I still want a set.

Jesus its 5am and I woke up because I had a nightmare I played for the Lions.

Thanks for this. What a twat. One of my favourite posts in all the years I've posted here. Brilliant. I'll like it when I have them again.

The cliched saying is "don't shit where you eat," but we've probably all either done it, tried it or considered it, at least. Punk's got a bad case of the runs where he eats. Thinkin' about it, he's just one of those movie-star types who can't date regular people, only other movie or music stars. He's the John Mayer of professional wrestling.

The Mark Henry/Big E pairing makes me think of Fire and Ice, except all-black and more talented.

Appropriate that a plastic shithead playing for a plastic team with plastic fans talked shit? Yep. Don't be so mad, the third-place Lions have the tiebreaker over the Cowboys for the NFC's ninth seed. Who did you follow in 1995? In 1995? I was nine. Wasn't much of a football fan then. Became a Ravens fan after the Titans treated McNair like shit and dealt him to Baltimore since he was my favorite player. Plastic. Aren't you an English man living in Canada supporting an American team?

What is it like to live in a world without joy?

God, the New Japan Invasion was fucking awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDhne70Wxb4

Jushin Liger vs. Barry Houston! It's seriously the non-weapons version of Kaz vs. Raven. The Northern Lights on the floor <3 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xs9nc2_jushin-thunder-liger-vs-barry-houston_sport