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Yeah, but Ultimate Warrior's theme makes you want to run around the house and jump up and down on your couch.

Even taking out the absurdity and lack of sense in these claims, I simply refuse to believe someone who wears jorts on a regular basis is a criminal genius capable of pulling off three murders and escaping undetected.

No guys, that's Dustin.

That final hour of television was #1 and the best. Oh man. The Shield/Rhodes Boys add ANOTHER chapter to their feud. That match on its own was awesome and great and had the added bonus of Dean being fantastic at color. Then add the brief Punk six-man that morphs into the Wyatt's involvement? So friggin' awesome. All sorts of diving around and craziness and everything. Thank you, HHH, for wanting our lives to be filled with tag team wrestling. It is the most glorious of wrestling.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO HE IS

Anyway, this was the gif I was looking for. A thing of pure beauty:

Because there's some stigma that the women on TV right now are only there because they are models.. When in reality, looks matter to everyone on the roster. But I think Total Divas have helped the women get more air time. Instead of quick 90 second matches, they are giving them 5 minute matches. And I do think more are fun to watch than not. Brie has made the most of her longer matches: Only problem is that the WWE has trained it's audience to think women are useless. Most people watching or giving reviews to the matches aren't willing to be objective about a divas match. Unless AJ is involved, then it just gets fucking creepy being that she looks like a little kid to me. As great as that dropkick was, the lack of response was equally terrible.

I do find it remarkable that the internet has now reached the point where we assume a true death is a hoax. Way to go internet.

It really makes me question if trolling people is worth my time.

Or they're trolling the shit out of all of you

MY VOTE IS YOSHI TATSU.

Shinsuke Nakamura.

I was once at a bar in York, PA in 1999 where the DJ played Stone Cold's theme song and people danced to it. It was one of the more sublime moments of my life.

Monster Heel Brodus could be awesome. Loved the dude's final promo on NXT.

Tajiri wasn't over? Could've fooled me. Tajiri was also the second most physically charismatic guy in the company behind Rock. He was an aberration.

Looks more like Emma.

Full of change that no one sees.

Phantom Lord being pro-WWE signing Benoit's kid is less surprising than Daniel Bryan winning March Madness. I'd love to see the internal conflict in him that would arise if WEE did sign him, but it turned out he was a Khali/Nathan Jones level talent.

The Rock is Dwayne Johnson. Who is/was Jim Neidhart. Jim Neidhart was one half of the Hart Foundation with Bret Hart, he later teamed with Owen and Bulldog. He is also the father of WWE Diva Natalya.

"Get used to wiping your ass with the other hand, you fucking cunt". I genuinely fail to understand how anyone can not love Ronda Rousey, she breaks all the arms and she's a wordsmith.

Sure, but mocking the media for "not checking their sources" when your source was that massmedia site that was complete BS??? Who gives a shit about any of that? Take it elsewhere. Nobody cares. This is depressing. Me and my friends have gone to every Fast movie since we were young. We're probably among Walker's biggest fans.

HOLY SHIT MCCARRON BOMBAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!

To me the guy is just a symbol of a particular moment...when the 80s started to turn dark and the shiny excesses of the Spuds McKenzie decade started to get obviously grotesque. For that he'll always be important, but in the same way that a lot of ugly people were in cultural history.

He was far too pretty to be Peter Parker, everything seemed rushed and everyone found out his secret identity to the point where you wondered why he bothered to wear a mask.

I choose to believe the first part and not the second part. Show us your skillz~!

Raven has said pro wrestling is art. ....I don't know which side of the argument that sentence helps...

So, I'm watching NXT today and the crowd is going bananers for a simple, smartly-worked little Sami Zayn-Adrian Neville match, even chanting 'NXT!' (a la E-C-dub) and I thought "Man, there is this great fanbase here and they're just so into it, why hasn't someone started a fed down here in Florida and used this crowd just starving for good wrestling (reminds me a little of ECW's fans) and try to build themselves up a little bit, maybe not to ECW's level but at least elevate themselves above the average shitty indie fed" and I sat there and watched for five minutes or so and went "Oh yeah I guess there is wrestling in Florida", And THAT is how big of an impact (Ha!) TNA has made on your average wrestling fan.

Close the polls. We have the Post of the Year right here, folks! Heavens, is this funny! :lol:

Shit Opinions

Let's not gloss over history here - it's not like the Raimi Spider-Man movies were cinematic masterpieces or anything. Honestly, they kind of sucked. Apart from the casting of the villians, I can't think of any positives that crop of Spidey movies brought to the table. Then again, same goes with this incarnation of Spidey movies too. Also, the upside down kiss was a "pop culture touchstone", whatever that means, for all of a few years. Then everyone came back down to reality and remembered just how bad Kirsten Dunst and Tobey Mcguire really are. At least with these generation of movies, Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are passable to decent actors/actresses. Not the walking board of wood the former set of actors are. tl;dr: fuck Spider-Man, all the movies will be bad (forever)

My daughters are watching the BRATZ live action movie and I want to start smoking crack: I'm four beers in and I still can't kill enough brain cells to make this shit fly. The heroines are only slightly less bitchy than the mean girls: when not stabbing each other in the back, they are deciding they need MORE ATTITUDE to succeed in life. They are already total bitches...they can be worse? The meanest Mean Girl just tried to embarrass the Bratz in public by suggesting the fashionista might (GASP!) also be good at science! Somehow that means she doesn't love her parents. And that the soccer star's single mom might have worked a job as a maid (GASP!) to support her daughter! What a total loser, working to pay bills? And the main Brat (Yasmin: who names a character after a controversial birth control pill?) was a total bitch to a deaf jock...but now they're cool because she can sing and he can feel music through speakers. Sure, okay. Fuck this movie, Sheiky-style.

You don't know much about Chris Benoit, do you? I know enough. . No.

The friend from high school with brain cancer whom I posted about on here lost his fight on Thanksgiving day. Fuck death, and especially fuck cancer.

You're going to take the word of the same people who type out "Brett Hart," "Rick Flair," and Ravishing "Rick" Rude? The odds of your spelling being right and it being a fuck-up are a legit coin flip.

WrestlingMonkey just needs to go through and make a Street Fighter/Video Game for every person on the roster.

You forgot the part where Walt eats breakfast.

I have Disorderlies on VHS. I cherish it.

Kanyon was brilliant in WCW, I don't care what anybody says.

I'd pick Chris Hero too.

They should repackage Kofi in a mask as Kofi Kwangston.

Chew is heavily discounted on Comixology this week. Four bucks for the first TPB, five for v2-v6 and individual issues for a buck.

It's possible. I can see him sticking around for 200 more games.

This is just a personal preference b/c I like punkers more than blondes, but imagine the increased hotness of shaved head Trish, with mascara running down her cheeks and a switchblade instead of a microphone, in that outfit.

I prefer Hobo Batman to what we got in TDKR

I rarely think any sort of positive thought about TNA, including, basically, the entire history of the company. Most of the "great matches" that it produced are in a style I want nothing to do with. but then? Then there is this: