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EuroTrip is a fantastic example of the teen sex comedy genre. It also features my all-time favorite DVD commentary track. Also, Michelle Trachtenberg was the hottest cast member on Buffy.

Daniel Bryan died on the way back to his home planet.

Someone needs to bring back having their opponent's music play and a midget coming out dressed as him.

Titus = Droz? Silly Vickie, you're not Teddy Long. "He's gonna PUUUUUKE!"

Fuck that guy, man. Atheists annoy me so bad that it makes me want to believe in a religion just so people won't think I'm also a condescending douche. Also FUCK YOU to people who can't properly put their shopping carts into the shopping cart corrall at grocery stores. What the fuck is wrong with you you fucking lazy turds? I put a cart up and watched a guy ram his cart into another cart and walk away. He didn't actually put his shopping cart into the other cart, the way they're conveniently designed to be stored. He just kind of hit them and then let them just stay in the area. So that means he actually used approximately the same time and effort to do the job right, but he just didn't care to line his shot up. When shit gets windy, and hey, it's bound to get windy in Chicago, that cart is going to go rogue and smack into your Prius and you'll wonder why someone didn't put the stupid thing up properly. You fucking dunces. Oh and shout out to all the people in this thread with real problems. Red, Kyle, Craig, keep your heads up. And also put your carts away properly.

Hey Rocky iV ended the Cold War, despite what the History books say

I think I could get behind Brodus/Tensai as a serious monster heel team. Especially if Sylvester LeFort comes up to make some mow-nay with them.

Well, for a long time (especially judging from the reaction of Ebert and other critics of the time), I was thinking that I was the only one who cared for Freddy Got Fingered, but now it is apparently starting to gain a bit of cult sentimentality (not altogether unlike Baseketball). Nathan Rabin's write up on the AV Club (http://www.avclub.com/article/my-year-of-flops-case-file-61-ifreddy-got-fingered-10849) does a far better job of summarizing the inherent genius behind the crude madness than that which would be evident in any attempt I would make in its defense. I would put forth Chris Elliott's magnum opus Cabin Boy for a similar consideration. I believe that as mainstream humor has evolved to the point where the absurd and dark forms have become more accepted, so too has the appreciation for these and similar films. I'm more disturbed by the many of the posts in this thread expressing vitriol and condemnation for others who don't enjoy the same things as they do than I ever have been about the prospect of someone not extolling the virtues of a film that I cherish, though.

Well, May and Ward are fucking.

I'd pick Chris Hero too.

"FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS" "WHAT?" "I SAID, FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS......TO ONNIT DOT COM SLASH STEVE TO GET YOUR DISCOUNT, YOU MIGHT BE THINKING HELL SON, I'M A MESSIANIAC CULT LEADER ADONIS, I DON'T NEED NO T-PLUS, I'M ALREADY AS SATANIC AS IT IS....."

They should repackage Kofi in a mask as Kofi Kwangston.

If Ricky Steamboat had wrestled under his real name, The Circumcision would have been the perfect name for his finisher.

Next time on Total Divas: JoJo gets Baned

KENTA © vs. Katsuhiko Nakajima for the GHC Heavyweight Championship Event: NOAH "GREAT VOYAGE 2013 IN YOKOHAMA VOL. 2" Date: October 5th, 2013 Location: Yokohama Bunka Gymnasium Link: Download Here Not great quality but the only version I could find. Perfectly watchable though.

Kazuchika Okada © vs.Tetsuya Naito for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship Event: New Japan 40th Anniversary Date: March 4th, 2012 Location: Tokyo Korakuen Hall Link: Download Here Well the crowd used to be excited about Naito.....

On the commentary track to Jersey Girl, he takes a couple of shots at Armageddon (most notably admitting that the entire premise that it would be easier to teach drillers to be astronauts than astronauts to drill was fucking absurd) and pretty much buries it. God I fucking hated that movie. Especially that fucking Aerosmith song.

I might have to watch more Nets games if Kidd keeps up with this Dean Martin act.

Cheerleader Melissa is so gorgeous it's insane.

So I saw somewhere in the twitterverse that Kaitlyn is now engaged. If anyone needs me I'll be drinking the pain away.

I am so glad it was shot in 3D, despite not watching it in 3D. It forced Bay to slow down and shot the action scenes in a somewhat coherent style, and it improved the film by a lot. As did getting rid of the racistbots. New talentless hot chick was no better or worse than Fox, and, in my not so common opinion, better looking.

In Bizarro world. Stallone talks like Alan Rickman there

Dont take the girl hitchhiking/backpacking. She can be a hook up.

Evolution is a movie I've seen at least twenty times. Orlando Jones kills it in that movie, never fails to crack me up. I think it suffered from trying to be too Ghostbusters esque, but it's the first movie that popped into my head when I saw this thread.

Fantasy book tizzime!

Kobe's market isn't $24 million/year. It's $12-14 million, tops. What the Lakers did was panic/feel guilty and gave Kobe money that he's not worth at this point. The Lakers could have called his bluff. Not only did they not do that, but they didn't even fake it. Are they afraid he'll go to another team? Who would have the room to take him and is in place to win? Chicago and Miami after this season. I don't see LeBron wanting to deal with Kobe that much, and he would take Wade's SG shot--so no bueno there. Go to Chicago and be in Jordan's shadow as he goes for No. 6. Would Kobe's ego process that? I don't know. It proves once and for all that Kobe is in it only for himself, that a sixth ring isn't really important to him. All that said, I don't know if I totally blame Kobe for taking the money. It's tangible, he knows he'll get that. With Jim Buss running the show, who knows if the Lakers will put the pieces in place to try and win for the next couple of years. Jimmy Boy ain't his daddy, and this isn't a Spurs situation where many pieces were in place already and Duncan knows he can trust the team to do what's best. The Lakers are screwed, and they screwed themseleves by handing the keys to their kingdom to an old guy with a bad injury who can't be built around.

Kobe just took what is his fair market value. It's unfair that star players have to take below market value contracts in order to win. LeBron had to take a less than max contract in order to win, if there was no salary cap he would probably be the first $40million/year player. If fans want to get angry at someone for not their team not winning, blame the owners who instituted the salary cap in order to make maximum profits. Kings just sold for $534 million dollars and yet the owners were crying that they were unprofitable. Also players should have hired better union leadership, there's a reason MLB doesn't have a salary cap and it isn't by choice of the owners.

Its a 16 hour long escort mission where the person your escorting is 4 notches above useless disguised with a boring, plodding, pretentious, cliche laden story with a shitty ending, with a protaganist while understandably not a good person in the beginning, ends up being reprehensible at the end by making an incredibly selfish decision that fucks over just about the entire world, all using a massively watered down version of the Uncharted engine. Add in a couple really bad things to "enhance" gameplay (Joel being fucking useless at melee and having no knife, ignoring that he's been facing the fungus zombies for 20 years), and if Elle is so important, why did dying resistance chick NOT LET THE HIRED ESCORTS TAKE MORE THAN FUCKING HANDGUNS WITH HALF A CLIP if their payment was a bunch of guns, which generic sidekick number one FUCKING VERIFIED??? Any why the hell did Joel have Daredevil sound sense, but couldn't beat a clicker off him until he reads it in a fucking book? Yeah, its a shit game that people seem to fawn over because the ending being shitty and depressing is the in thing now.

The latest screencap of Lightning in an outfit made of Moogles has made me officially bail on ever getting this game. Seriously. WTF?!?!?

God - I love this market sometimes Today's radio topic "Why do the Skins OL no longer pick RG3 up after a sack?"

I'll go out on a limb and guess that's NCM Fathom's biggest event of the year by a wide margin. Wish I'd gotten to go.

Brian May and Burt Ward?

Thirteen years ago today... WCW Mayhem 2000 PPV Advert *Click to Enlarge The Insiders: WCW World Tag Team Champions - WCW Mayhem 2000 *Click to Enlarge Leia Meow Hits Top Rope Dive - WCW Mayhem 2000 *Click to Enlarge Jeff Jarrett Break Buff Bagwell's Head - WCW Mayhem 2000 *Click to Enlarge Scott Steiner vs Booker T. - WCW Mayhem 2000 *Click to Enlarge Scott Steiner: WCW World Heavyweight Champion - WCW Mayhem 2000 *Click to Enlarge

August 21st, episode 183.

If she doesn't care why should I. That in a nutshell is everything that's wrong with WWE: there is no emotion and nothing is treated seriously. More on the "if she doesn't care, why should I?" front: I guess after Eva Marie got eliminated at the PPV, she was celebrating on her way out. And Meltzer is saying that it wasn't just Eva Marie being dumb; that's actually what WWE wants them to do. They want them to play their character as they leave the ring rather than acting disappointed that they lost. We need you to be a smarter, sexier Bushwhacker Luke, if that's even possible.

Yup. That was Mayhem 1999, the first PPV named after a video game.

He's right. I find it equally alarming people are still enjoying Shakespeare. Ideas and concepts meant to entertain early 17th century minds. Madness I say.

good god do I miss Trish

Apparently it's like 160 pages and semi kayfabed so you might as well get his Highspots shoot interview which is something like $10 to download.

I'm the exact reverse - I haven't seen anything that supports a single shooter theory.

WAR wishes it could have had something so random

We all have that one friend who keeps tabs on every female he knows. He strikes up a conversation with every girl at the party and if a well known couple within your circle breaks up, he is always the first one to text the girl, "just to see if she's okay," just because they are "friends." Mick Foley is that friend to everyone he knows.

Are there soulless people out there who don't like Clue? Because Clue is so ridiculously campy, and I don't know how anyone can hate it. i watched it twice a couple of weeks ago for the first time in years, and loved the hell out of it. So ridiculous. Also: BASEketball. I haven't watched it in quite awhile, but love it to death.

Thought this said 'Magic Mike' and was trying to picture Michael Cera doing a striptease. Hello, new screenplay idea!

Of all the days to try to go over the falls in a barrel.

God that was a perfect single issue. Man, Bendis was so fucking good at one point.