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This is just a personal preference b/c I like punkers more than blondes, but imagine the increased hotness of shaved head Trish, with mascara running down her cheeks and a switchblade instead of a microphone, in that outfit.

I'm a bit late to the party on the whole Miz as champion debate, but I wanted to add a personal story as to why Miz winning the title will always stand out for me. My brother, who was a poster on this board (SgtPepper9876), was intensely anti-Miz. Couldn't stand him I always told him to get used to used to him, because I had a feeling he'd be around awhile, and I was certain that at some point he'd win the WWE championship. This idea was insane to my brother.......he just thought the idea was ludicrous. We would constantly debate it.....more just brothers goofing off and having fun than anything, but also me believing it and him really not being a Miz fan. My brother passed away on November 17th, 2010. His funeral was Monday November 22nd, 2010. I came home that day from the funeral and sat down and watched Raw on the DVR.......I needed to get my mind somewhere else and we both watched Raw religiously on Mondays, so it was a decent way to cope. Well, of course, Monday 11-22-10 was the night Miz won the WWE championship......the night of my brother's funeral....my brother who swore it would never happen. I remember distinctly laughing out loud, saying out loud "Well I'll be goddamned", and then having a decent cry while smiling at the same time. Looking back it's a very surreal and vivid memory.

I don't think it has to be smarky fans to not be into the Orton/Show match. It was a fine match, but if they don't care, they don't care. The entire crowd didn't seem to care about the whole match. Not just the "smart" fans. Don't give me "if they don't care, they don't care". These "fans" don't care. But judging by the ratings, and the reaction from the TV crowds those real fans do care.I'm just glad Vince never really gives in to these smark crowds, or else Ryder would be a main eventer. LOL @ "real fans". The fuck does that even mean? Considering how much the tickets to that shitshow must have been, I can't really call anyone who doled out their money to go a "fake fan".

I think I posted this on the old board, but it is more than worthy of a unearthing - Detail: I know in my soul that there is a monstrous but forgotten stack of crates of these in a warehouse somewhere. - RAF

good god do I miss Trish

The best wedding ever is still Kane and Lita. Good lord, Trish.

The worst thing is all the idiots who upload their Smackdown vs Raw versions of this week's matches (but still use a picture of the real match as the video ID). ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH,

If you hurt your head in a match, don't worry. WWE has a rigorous concussion testing protocol which consists of asking you if you're OK.

Ah you see, that's because the Moment pulled them all out of time as an exception so they were able to cross their own time lines just that once. It wasn't explained well so I can see why you'd find it awkward.

"Hey I haven't read this stuff in 25 years, now listen to my opinion on it."

in the meantime, a masked legislator who looks suspiciously like Inoki will take his place in the chambers

This all could have worked great if only they'd gotten Ted McGinley to be the voice of the new character.

Hey, I'm a bitter, cynical dickhead... And Alan Moore is a douche.

YOU STILL GOT IT *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

I love how many of you are still fighting with Gonzales and his Post-Modern FSW One-Year-Later gimmick.

I think he was, but then they brought in Billy Gunn, and he was like "Where do I sign".

They're not changing "boring", they're chanting "Orrrrrton".

I don't think it has to be smarky fans to not be into the Orton/Show match. It was a fine match, but if they don't care, they don't care. The entire crowd didn't seem to care about the whole match. Not just the "smart" fans. Don't give me "if they don't care, they don't care". These "fans" don't care. But judging by the ratings, and the reaction from the TV crowds those real fans do care.I'm just glad Vince never really gives in to these smark crowds, or else Ryder would be a main eventer. LOL @ "real fans". The fuck does that even mean? Considering how much the tickets to that shitshow must have been, I can't really call anyone who doled out their money to go a "fake fan". And yet they don't act like "fans". They act like animals trying to selfishly put the attention on themselves while the Superstars bust their asses for them. And for what? So they can chant boring. Or even worse chant the name of a Superstar who isn't even in the main event anymore. Heavens to betsy, they chanted "boring" during a boring fucking snoozefest of a match? They had the audacity to actually chant for their favorite wrestler?!? Interesting. How, pray tell, are "real" fans supposed to act? And who exactly determines what separates a "real" fan from a "fake" fan? I'm also wondering why you think someone who spends anywhere from $25-$300 on a ticket is any less of a fan than someone who sits on their couch two hours a week and flips back and forth between RAW and Monday Night Football. Who is to say the two are even mutually exclusive? tl;dr -- what the fuck are you talking about?

No I won't, and I wish I hadn't come to this thread just so I could read a dude mentally photoshop a picture, so here's Yoshiaki Fujiwara murdering someone with much glee. Seriously. Yech.

Colin Olsen has lactose intolerance vs Los Ice Creams

I don't think it has to be smarky fans to not be into the Orton/Show match. It was a fine match, but if they don't care, they don't care. The entire crowd didn't seem to care about the whole match. Not just the "smart" fans. Don't give me "if they don't care, they don't care". These "fans" don't care. But judging by the ratings, and the reaction from the TV crowds those real fans do care.I'm just glad Vince never really gives in to these smark crowds, or else Ryder would be a main eventer. LOL @ "real fans". The fuck does that even mean? Considering how much the tickets to that shitshow must have been, I can't really call anyone who doled out their money to go a "fake fan". And yet they don't act like "fans". They act like animals trying to selfishly put the attention on themselves while the Superstars bust their asses for them. And for what? So they can chant boring. Or even worse chant the name of a Superstar who isn't even in the main event anymore. Throw in a "boys in the back" mention and this could be a Cyrus promo from ECW on TNN.

That money, money, yeah yeah......DAMN!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXrWseP4PE

I guess they should have given the Diva match an extra ten minutes.

Never mind conspiracies, not enough attention is paid to Abraham Zapruder's film making career. Oh, sure. "The JFK Assassination" gets all the credit, but what about his classic "Son's 26th Birthday Party" or "The Cat Knocking Something Over"???

If you're the fan yelling shit trying to ruin that match, the same guy that was in Wrestling Road Diaries, and you are reading this... I hope you get AIDS

I'm amazed this hasn't been posted yet.

This is the fucking worst. Yes it is. 100x fucking worse than recording with your phone. Slightly more annoying than matches with action figures. This and people who respond to Gonzalez are my least favorite things about running March Madness.

Also, I have a great idea. Lets cast Kat Dennings and then have her run around in a huge winter jacket the entire film.

Man, I hope so. If only to see the reactions of the over-the-top Davey Richards haters on this board--especially the guy with the "Davey Richards inside a steel Davey Richards" gimmick. Yeah. That dude is an asshole. Fuck whoever said that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5czUMb8HlE BANG!

"There is only one team, in the history of Professional Wrestling/Sports Entertainment that can unite the powers of the two biggest Trolls on the DVDVR Message Board. The team of The Best and the Beard. Two years of Trolling, now combined into one superstar team. They're here!"

I noticed it when Orton was going to do the DDT from the third rope, but all of a sudden stopped and hit a regular DDT that I knew they were told to "Go home" early. Plus, Orton was doing his "fuck you" posing.

Mallrats, just sheer unadulterated fun. So many great lines. Helped to cement the awesomeness of the pop culture duo of Jay and Silent Bob. I know there are more Kevin Smith detractors than fans on the board. But Kevin Smith had his finger on the button of what this comic book loving kid enjoyed in his late teens and early 20's

It sucks when a loser first realises they can be "part" of a show just by being an obnoxious loud dick. SUPER DRAGON! (cue a bunch of "but they paid their ticket" comments)

He actually references these in his book. IIRC only about ten sold and he was left with quite a few of stock left. I can't remember what he said happened to the rest. These were made during his down period after leaving the WWWF but before coming back as Kung-Fu Billy Graham.

I feel like this game and those three rings basically end the Manning/Brady debate. The Broncos are roughly twenty times better than the Pats on paper and yet Handsome Tom found a way, like Jeff Goldblum predicted 20 years ago.

CONFIRMED: It was a big fucking waste of time.

How many times are you guys going to fantasy book a Cena heel turn that's not happening. Cena turns heel when the company has a strong #2 babyface who is basically the bastard offspring of Hulk Hogan and Sting and can not only draw fans to Raw and hold up his end in the ring, but also fill Cena's position at speaking engagements and charity functions. Big Show isn't that guy. Orton isn't that guy. Bryan and Punk will never be that guy. They don't have that guy on the roster at this point and, the way they build stars, may not have him until cloning is perfected and Vince grows John Cena 2 in a test tube.

Go fuck yourself WWE.

Ban plz

My favorite King Of the Hill reveal near the end was that Tilly (Hank's mom) was as crazy as Cotton. I love Cotton because he was a nuanced character that rarely gave an inch. The episode where he helped Peggy walk again was the best example. "Uh Peggy, you know how you hate my Dad. Well um, I never wanted to hurt your feelings. But he has never been fond of you. Are you sure he is not um, torturing you." I made this the week after Cotton died because I was distraught. I mean not as much as Country Mac, who was in the prime of his life, but it was pretty bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaKviIIo9Qk And he reminded me of my dead Grampa. Who I still miss.

Not the best of words to use on this last pic.

I don't care about the Bulls but I hope Rose isn't hurt too badly. It sucks not seeing teams at their full strength. Celtics would have had a three peat if not for their injuries.

So I am watching the trailer for the new Muppet movie and not caring Then at 1:22 - FUCKING HORNSWOGGLE????

Three!