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I don't think we all realise how much we need heel Dave Batista back in our lives.

That photo comes from Big Dave's best ever promo on John Cena: "You keep on kissing babies and hugging fat girls"

The WWE gets so many great live photos when they do overseas tours. I don't know if it's just that the photographers get more space to roam without the cameramen there, or that the non-TV lighting is better or what.

You would think they would bring back the damn Cruiserweight title with all the shows they have. But the WWE has this stupid mindset that lower card matches should not outshine the main event. They bring back the Cruiserweight title and I would give it two or three weeks before all the news reports about "unnamed wwe stars being upset about the cruiserweights stealing their heat". It would be nice though to see a whole bunch of Cruiserweight guys attack Hornswoggle for killing the division and take back the title belt. Every opinion you have is ass backwards The reality is it would put a stigma on potential main eventers. If they had kept the Cruiser belt, Punk and Bryan would be on their tenth reign.

Or she was exhausted after pulling an all nighter, power watching Dr. Who episodes to prove her nerd cred to the mouth breathers on Twitter.

The Duke band just played Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls." All righty then

If nobody's done it already, I'll go ahead and call Andrew Wiggins to Los Angeles right now. Because NBA. EDIT: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand never mind, because someone did. This is why you don't reply to a post on Page 14 of a 19-page thread without reading the rest first, kids.

You would think they would bring back the damn Cruiserweight title with all the shows they have. But the WWE has this stupid mindset that lower card matches should not outshine the main event. They bring back the Cruiserweight title and I would give it two or three weeks before all the news reports about "unnamed wwe stars being upset about the cruiserweights stealing their heat". It would be nice though to see a whole bunch of Cruiserweight guys attack Hornswoggle for killing the division and take back the title belt. Every opinion you have is ass backwards

I've gotta experiment with the different ways to join online. I always choose the "join crew" option and about 25 percent of the time it puts me in a public server with a crew member and 75 percent of the time, it says no one's available and I join a regular public server. I put no thought into the location of my apartment, but I like it. I'm two blocks from an AmmuNation and not that far from the golf course, the beach and Los Santos Customs #3. Of course, I think everyone else in the game lives in that neighborhood and it's griefer central. I wish I could get a bigger garage than a 10-car garage. One of these days, I wanna try to steal a tractor from Trevor territory and see if I can drive it back to my apartment. I joined the game the other day and kept hearing these loud blasts and the apartment was shaking. I go to the window and there's another player shelling my apartment building with a tank while the cops are going insane outside. I thought "memo to self: best to stay indoors for the time being." It's gotta suck being a cop in Los Santos online. "There's a guy with a tank downtown."

He's the one pumping fluids into to her, though.

DC talk belongs in the DC thread.

WHY IT IS!

"This looks as good a place to sit down as any," said Josh Koscheck.

Perfect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kZivVxB3vU#t=48

Warzones is, apparently, obsolete and no longer supported. Apparently it's even buggier with current versions than it used to be. Truth is it was never finished. It was a neat concept but yeah if you try and run it, it's gonna crash you from all I hear. I'm running this: http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/37216//? I find it stable, personally. Try to ignore that the guy who wrote the mod, based on the "description", is the biggest internet dork that's ever lived. Dude can program, that's what counts. Though I'm up to the end battle for Solitude and fuck me it's insanely hard. tl;dr version, there's a bunch of code actually in Skyrim for a more complex and dynamic civil war but it never made it into the final game, and this guy went in and filled all the holes. It's a lot more fun than the vanilla war where you fight battles that you can't actually lose, that's for sure.

The hockey portion of the evening has concluded. I'm out of here, no shootout for me.

I don't even need to see them wrestle, I just want a backstage segment between Mickie and Bayley.

I always hated Hogan teaming with Orndorff in that SS. Yeah, it's wrestling, but fuck, those guys shouldn't have teamed again, ever.

How is Spiller better than Alfred Morris?

It's impossible to look at Saved By The Bell the same way after Cracked laid out their very convincing argument for Zack being a sociopath.

Dude, you know that the racist heart-attack guy was the great James Karen, right? And his kid who learns to love tiny black men ends up getting burned up by radiation in WRATH OF KHAN, right? Go to 5:27 for the required audience "Oooooooohhhhhhhh......"

As much as I like Condit, I knew the fight would go the way it did. Takedowns and wrestling have always been Condit's biggest weakness, and that's GSP's whole world. Same thing with Diaz. Dude is tough as nails, has good boxing, but GSP's boxing and striking has always been better. Diaz's wrestling and takedown defense are also terrible. Hendricks at least has one punch knockout power in both of his hands, and I would say he's improved since his only loss to Rick Story. I don't know if he can outwrestle or deal with GSP's takedowns in an MMA fight, but stranger things have happened. No one expected Gustafsson to take down Jones and deal with him as well he did.

I don't understand why some cock would dub Bryan's music over that instead of letting it just be awesome on it's own.

I would be completely surprised if Hendricks won. For him to win he would need one of the best pound for pound fighters in the planet to make a critical mistake and gsp doesn't make many mistakes. On top of that I get the feeling that gsp is taking this fight really serious and training as well for it as any fight he's ever had. Be prepared for Hendricks to look like he should be in WSOF after gsp clowns him for five rounds.

The Wrecking Krue showed up! Bah Gawd!

You would think they would bring back the damn Cruiserweight title with all the shows they have. But the WWE has this stupid mindset that lower card matches should not outshine the main event. They bring back the Cruiserweight title and I would give it two or three weeks before all the news reports about "unnamed wwe stars being upset about the cruiserweights stealing their heat". It would be nice though to see a whole bunch of Cruiserweight guys attack Hornswoggle for killing the division and take back the title belt. I've always thought that the way they should bring the cruiserweight title back is for HHH to be a condescending dick to Daniel Bryan and tell him that, while he is not suitable for the main event scene, he would be the perfect guy to rebuild a cruiserweight division around, beginning with a match against the last champion for the new title.

The definition of "bummer" is laughing your ass off at Eddy, then being told it was his final match, THE ONE YOU DIDN'T GO TO WHEN IT CAME THROUGH YOUR HOME TOWN. And then your mother comes home from vacation with a broken shoulder. Yeah, that just happened.

Now your just sounding silly. . . . I'm a Bills fan. . . . Hmm, let me check Spiller's fantasy stats.... yup, still applies. Not that I'm bitter because I didn't trust my instincts and wound up drafting him. Nope not at all. Well that your fault, as long as Freddy's there, they'll split time CJ would still start for 80 percent of the league. . . . He wouldn't crack a starting lineup in the NFC North. That's 12.5% right there. It was sort of admirable when you were arguing that the Bills would be 8-8, but this is just outright lunacy.

Aside from the BOLA's/DDTs which shows from the past few years would you recommend? I'm really behind on following PWG. If you're not worried about chronological order... TEN is really good. A.R Fox and Elgin do some great stuff. Lot's of crazy high flyer versus Strong base stuff, but kinda turns into a Marvel vs. Capcom with some huge finishers getting kicked out of, but the crowd is awesome for it. (And that weird Asian dude getting super into hitting the ring.) The opener is hot. London/Kedrick v. Taylor/Gargono is very entertaining too... so yeah, get TEN. Is your Body Ready is pretty good too. I've been into the UnBreakable f'n Machines lately and Gargano/Taylor, so I might be biased on this one. Davey Richards v Kyle O' Ryle would probably piss off this board, but it's very INTENSE! The more I watch PWG I realize is is an alternate universe of what finishes a match. Sometimes the skinny skinny dudes take insane-o moves and get to kick out.. But I guess that's just how it goes there. I still think my marvel v capcom analogy works. And, All Star Weekend because it's good.

Maybe he's talking about now. But at one point our own rankings on the old board had Hieron ranked at 10. I think Story was as high as 8 or so at one point. Point being that Hieron and Story are probably fairly close and Askren actually won his fight that he gets criticized for.

While I don't doubt this may be true for Reigns, the WWE would be delighted if he ended up like Big Dave. Guy was over, moved loads of merch and had some great matches. I recently picked up the 3 disk Batista set they released on sale, and it's really good.

They wont do it but they could revive the crusier division now and I think it'd get over shit they have a bunch of guys Bourne JTG Tatsu Kidd Hawkins even Kingston and Fandago would benefit fromit but they will never do it. I also think hey should make Otunga and Ryan a Powers of Pain type powerhouse tag team.

I don't think babyfaces should use moves like piledrivers. I mean, it's a move that (kayfabe-wise) you use when you are trying to end a guy's career or kill him. That should be a heel's only move or a feud ending move for babyfaces.

You actually post here so it's perfectly fine.

http://youtu.be/ef1R_akI7cs She obviously didn't listen

I said this on the old forum and I say it again: I want a special Steam achievement for avoiding all the wank fodder mods for like 2 years. Come on people. Heavy Armory is right there and it's like 5 meg. The one handed hammers alone make that shit worthwhile. So much actually good stuff without having to feel creepy about myself. By the way, the current unofficial patch tried to bork my game. Bad graphics stutters, and a reliably producible crash to desktop in a certain spot. Turned it off and I was perfectly stable. But my mod list is long enough it's awfully hard to say what breaks what. All I know is my game runs a hell of a lot better without it. Everyone on the nexus told me I was full of shit on that, though, so you mileage may vary. I'm sure it works for 99% of people, I just managed to be in the 1% with my current setup somehow. Trust your own results, because every modder in history says their mod is clean. The only general mod (non-quest adding stuff) I haven't tried I still want to is Immersive Armors. I will get around to that. Otherwise I've tried about all I ever need to.

There's just the one boat left, sir. I'm sure it will all work out for us: Just keep looking ahead!

Other than Tensai, name a wrestler you think would be more popular in the bear community. (Yeah, that challenge has no way of ending badly.) Hillbilly Jim King Kong Bundy Rick Steiner Scott Norton Meng I'm RIGHT HERE guys. Answers: Neidhart, Tensai, Big Show, Anderson, Bundy, and all of the Wyatts.

My PVR cut off the main so I'm gonna watch the repeat of it (maybe) this afternoon. Loved everything else about the show. -Bayley/Charlotte-BFFs was so perfect. WWE could pick this feud up, cut the matches to 90 seconds each, and I still think this storyline would get over huge, provided Vince doesn't instruct Michael Cole to crap all over it. Bayley's such a terrific character, played perfectly that you genuinely feel sorry for her every time someone does something mean to her...unless you're William Regal (He said something to the effect of "I love Bayley but I don't feel sorry for her...she chose to step into the ring", though he did concede after the turn that "now I kinda feel sorry for her). Loved Regal talking about working the headlock and Saxton saying "No pun intended" and Regal saying "I wasn't making a pun" then asking Saxton if they pay him as much as a professional. The turn was so perfect. The crowd reaction was genuine shock. I have to think part of it being that this is the first in-ring, mid-match turn WWE has had in quite some time. The majority of their heel turns happen during promos or after matches (Triple H pedigreeing Daniel Bryan after his first match, Ryback turning on Cena) so to have Charlotte just slap her mid-match was a big "Whoa!" moment. Perfectly done. I wonder who Bayley recruits to help her out, or if she just allies with Paige and Emma. Emma and Bayley might be just too adorable to team up together and it will result in the end of the universe. -English-Camacho was good. Regal was great. The match was fine, but Regal talking about English making jeweled saddles for seahorses and telling a bad joke that Saxton cut off to a reprimand by Regal ("Don't cut off my joke") followed by Regal finishing the joke to groans then saying "It wasn't that good of a joke but you cutting it off made it worse." I'm not entirely sure why English isn't already doing this gimmick on WWE TV, tbh. -Ryan-Birch, so help me, was really, really good. Birch was just hammering away on Ryan and, for a while, Ryan was giving it back to Birch. I do think there's something there with Ryan, he's huge and ridiculously ripped, but I'm not sure he'll get the time to get there in WWE.

He'll just leave the country and create his own spin-off nation.

Sweet! That's my new FB banner.

Yeah it does. They dusted off Nagai. Indy Kanemoto vs Liger. Then that mean ass main event. This is where I internally whine over the state of puro downloading. Sigh...

Al Isaacs on Scoopswrestling probably predicted it.

That's a shame. W&tX & Young Avengers were probably my favorite Marvel books, and they're both ending.

The Daly Show: With Kevin Conroy and Tim Daly: http://comicbook.com/blog/2013/11/12/the-daly-show-parodies-batman-vs-superman/

My 8 year old nephew is obsessed with playing GTA but of course my sister won't let him. Every time he comes over he has a good hour of trying to persuade her to let him play it. Today I had to laugh at, but also applaud his attempts. He said... "When I watch scary movies I have nightmares about zombies and ghosts, and I can't sleep and have bad thoughts. But when I play GTA I have wonderful dreams about driving in the countryside. But you... (Starts to release the waterworks at this point) you, mum... (Full on crying, can barely speak)... You've stopped my dreams from coming true!"

Goddamn, the WWE goes overboard with the fucking makeup sometimes.