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Big fucking boobs.

People are really complains that the GIANT SWAMP MONSTERS aren't graceful enough????

Say what you want about Chikara, but if you're a big dude there you HAVE to work as a base since 95% of the roster is comprised of smaller dudes in alien costumes who can flip. Cesaro's an amazing base, too. Can we refer to "catchers" as Power Bottoms from now on?

They need to re-book Psycho 2 when they eventually sign him. Have him given a lowly job as a ringboy or timekeeper or something, have a heel call him out on who he REALLY is, and that he shouldn't be there, and that Da Boys In Da Back don't want him anywhere near them because his father was a no good murderer. Despite the better protests of David Benoit, and even Jericho, they won't buy that he's a mild mannered kid wanting to break into the business and nothing like his father. Then all of a sudden, guys start getting laid out backstage and found with bibles next to them. Everyone immediately points the finger at David, but he denies any responsibility for it. He accuses someone of trying to frame him and run him out of the WWE and ruin his dream. The next week they even bring in elderly Kevin Sullivan to also deny he was behind it. Eventually, generic heel authority figure gives David his first match. You see vignettes of him warming up backstage preparing for his first match, talking to someone, who is assumed to be Jericho. David walks out of the dressing room to head to the ring, but the camera is still partially on the dressing room, and all you hear is "The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open....." before the commercial break. David wins his first match by forfeit as the guy is beaten up in the backstage area. David goes off to find him, as the guy's being loaded into the ambulance, someone irrelevant like a gopher, a costumer designer or Zach Ryder says that they saw him being put into the Crippler Crossface and they swear it was Chris Benoit, man, it was definitely him, he's alive. People start wondering if he's *really* alive. Fast forward a month or so, and it's revealed it's just David Benoit in a creepy wig, pretending to be his Dad. This guy becomes the greatest psycho heel of the last 30 years. At some point or another, they re-do the origins of Taker/Kane with Al Perez playing "Fragile X".

[*] Missy Hyatt ‏@missyhyatt 4h big fan of summer rae and rob naylor when they were in nxt. [*] Rob Naylor ‏@NINaylor 4h @missyhyatt Thanks Missy! Most of her outside ring antics are the direct inspiration of watching my Memphis, uwf and wcw DVDs of you! [*] Missy Hyatt ‏@missyhyatt 3h @NINaylor My wrestling career will not be complete until I fight Rob Naylor in a Moondog Concession Stand Brawl [*] Rob Naylor ‏@NINaylor 3h @missyhyatt *throws jar of mustard and looks for Bill Dundee as a tag partner*

Rowan and Harper are awesome. They take me back to a magical time when wrestling wasn't just bad football players, amateur wrestlers and guys with tribal tattoos doing key bumps of powdered creatine. Wrestling is way more awesome when it is basically like a weekly version of Bloodsport, with the toughest dudes from all walks of life coming together to see who is the most bad ass. The dudes in Bloodsport didn't train, or care about stupid things like "keeping their balance". All they cared about was beating the shit out of whomever. They come across like guys who would do this if they didn't get paid for it. Also, they are basically a modern day version of the Sheepherders: clearly crazy, possibly illiterate, almost assuredly rapey. The fact that I get something like that on TV every week is tremendous.

I feel bad for David Benoit. I can't comprehend what him and his sister have gone thru. I don't know what his reasons are for wanting to be a wrestler, but whatever makes his life easier. He should not have to apologize for existing.

Just take a picture of WWE 2K14 HOHOHO!

Off-night for Cena; only kicked out of two finishers.

Natalya has one fucking move, that her family made famous, and she can't even do it without struggling like an infant in the crib.

I'll believe it when Cruz steps in the cage...

As long as he's an accomplished worker and not some choke artist ...I suck as a human being.

If the Wyatts are joining the Authority and the Shield is breaking up, then I'm hoping that it's Roman Reigns who turns against the mega stable. Dude's gonna be a star.

Was there ever a stated reason why Ziggler dropped the superkick? Because it is Shawn's finish and Ziggler is a jobber.

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID!!!!!

A wise man once said on this very board "Jesus Christ, I hate the fucking Cardinals."

I'm on board. Only if Nikita can be the commissioner who debuts and claims that Mother Russia has begun her invasion of degenerate American wrestling.I accept this position wholeheartedly! This will be the top championship: http://yfrog.com/mm7sccgj:medium

Yep. He's never been a superhero. Never. He lost in 18 seconds to Sheamus and came out of it stronger. That's why I think you guys should stop getting so wound up about individual wins and losses. It hasn't mattered before. He was second to leave NXT. He was fired for choking someone with a tie. He won the US Title and jobbed a ton. He isn't affected by these things the way shit guys like McIntyre and Barrett are. Somehow, despite the nature of the business, people will follow the guy down as well as up. So chill the fuck out.

Okay holy shit people I am clearly not concerned Goodfellas missed the ballot. I picked the movie that's clearly going to finish first or second, and expressed false concern. Goddammit people, this is a niche-interest internet message board. Some sarcasm should be expected.

Here's what I'm picturing TNA bidding process to be. Sadly, Randy voted how much he thought the promotion was worth.

I liked it better when the season started on Christmas.

"We all know who their father is!" - S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Mike Tenay

It took me forever to figure out if you were making fun of everyone or not. ... still not 100%. But I like that Sheepherders comparison.

I am 100% for segregation... of non-Marvel Marvel movies from this thread.

The whole thing could be just Gronk taking selfies with random porn stars in his jersey week after week and it would be more watchable than: 1) Any given Jacksonville Jaguars game; 2) 95% of current reality shows

After hitting a cool move the fans start clapping, but then a "YOU STILL SWALLOW" chant starts up.

It's a Playstation game, refined for the PS2, and untouched since 2003. How anyone can pay real money for it is beyond me.

They were trying? Don't you remember "Adrian Peterson will rush for EVEN MORE yards"? Or "Christian Ponder is a good quarterback"? Gonzo is such a gutless shit of a man, he should be in here taking the kicking he earned with his shameful talk this year.

Honestly, the lack of coordination works for the gimmick. You don't want a wildebeest like Rowan looking smooth and fluid, you want him wrecking dudes and looking completely out of control.

Harper's clothesline is insane and looks like it could legitimately kill a human being. I also LOVE his alligator roll thing.

I was trying to go with "super talented band who got buried on a major label" as an analogy but now the music industry's so screwed up and I have no idea who any of these bands are anymore anyways.

WWE could reboot 'Are You Serious' and run it for the next 30 years with that tape library.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES - THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!

All I know is that, if I had gone out the day after the Notre Dame game and bought a #98 Michigan jersey, Gardner wouldn't have seen a penny. Hell, neither would Tom Harmon's family. That's indefensible bullshit.

Please no ongoing show comments. k thx

I doubt we'd find enough people to pool enough money to buy a TNA ppv, much less TNA.

I can't think of a more worthless video library.

Andrew, in all seriousness, I think the lesson to be learned here is that if you have face to face time with someone and you are interested or sense a spark, that is your opportunity to ask her out for coffee. She may still say no, which is her prerogative, but you get no mileage out of not saying a word to her in person but then going home and immediately doing online research and asking from an emotionally safer distance. Also, please note for future reference that if and when a girl turns you down, it does not mean she thinks she is better than you or that she is egotistical. It just means she isn't interested. She is allowed to be not interested, just like you are if you were politely propositioned by a man or woman you found unsavory. As for her posting your phone number online, that seems like pretty unreasonable bevahior unless she felt in some way threatened by your interaction, whether that be what you typed, how you interacted with her in person, or due to the efforts you went to in order to find her personal (not professional) online presence. I'm not going to assign blame to you or her because it is a fools errand, but know that consciously or not, she did it as a defense mechanism. Rarely if ever can an action like that be attributed to "reporters/bitches be crazy". I obviously don't know you or your situation, but this seems to be a consistent obstacle for you in your social life. Have you considered going to a dedicated counselor for it? Sometimes talking through your past experiences with someone who really has heard and seen it all can make you look at things with a brand new perspective.

When the Wyatts need reinforcements...

The Wyatts aren't being controlled by HHH. AJ is banging all of them and using the power of her Latina vagina to get them to destroy her former love interests in another round of revenge, served cold this time. The Wyatts will beat down Cena sometime in the future. Dolph may escape them if he can get pushed down to the point he gets to hide out on Main Event.

Who the hell isn't a star that we like?Punk held the title for about 1.5 years and friggin' had the Undertaker match at Wrestlemania. And had a match against The Rock before that. Man, what a burial.It's crazy that Daniel Bryan has main-evented every single Raw and PPV for about five months now. What a burial, they way they gave him essentially the entire last hour of Raw when he took on three dudes.And it's also super tragic the way The Shield were booked as pretty much the greatest stable since The Four Horsemen and won every single match they had until a few weeks ago. And their three came at the hands of Dustin/Cody in three of the best matches of the year -- one of which was one of the best tag matches ever. Geez, it's friggin' awful the way the indie darlings have been treated by the WWE.

Chapter 7 liquidation bankruptcy is an option. I'm sure I don't need to remind any of you of the following "highlights" from TNA's long and storied history: - Midgets jerking off in trash cans - Providing continued employment to (alleged) White Supremacists Ron & Don Harris (and also Brian Lee if you believe those rumors) - The guys who would become "Gymini" as wrestling dildos. - Preventing ROH from doing a hair match between Raven & CM Punk. - Jimmy Yang as a Flying Elvis - Giving a three year push to Sonny Siaki - Vince Russo's S.E.X. stable - Booker T with an "African" accent - Jenna Morasca: Pro Wrestler - Everything involving Karen Angle's on-camera role - Brooke Hogan as an on-screen character - Sting vs. a drugged out Jeff Hardy in a 30 second PPV main event - The "epic" and "enthralling" Main Event Mafia vs. TNA Front Line feud - Cheerleader Melissa as a Middle Eastern terrorist - Samoa Joe: Overweight midcarder - Sonjay Dutt and "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal feuding over So Cal Val - Jeff Jarrett constantly pushing himself as World Champion even though he openly acknowledged that the fans were sick of him on top and wanted anyone else as the company's "ace" - The Six Sided ring ------------------ There is nothing to save. Let TNA die and join XPW and Herb Abram's UWF in the annals of shitty companies that need to be laughed at.

I want to visit the alternate reality where the Sting/Roberts match was a Barbed-Wire match.