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Captain America is easily the best of the pre-Avengers movies. And it's not even close.

I was always a fan of this one:

And we have a trailer.

I'm just hoping this ends with Robocop and Jax opening a chain of cookie and ice cream shops. Sons of Confectionery

"I consider myself a hybrid ..." A hybrid ... dolphin?

This rules.

Some things I've posted over at WCW Worldwide -- today's the anniversary of both Halloween Havoc 1993 AND 1999! WCW Halloween Havoc 1993 Advert *Click to Enlarge* WCW Halloween Havoc 1999 Advert *Click to Enlarge* *Click to Enlarge* *Click to Enlarge* Goldberg vs Sid Vicious - WCW Halloween Havoc 1999 Hulk Hogan Lays Down for Sting - WCW Halloween Havoc 1999 Diamond Dallas Page vs Ric Flair - WCW Halloween Havoc 1999 *Click to Enlarge* *Click to Enlarge* *Click to Enlarge* Goldberg vs Sting - WCW Halloween Havoc 1999 *Click to Enlarge* Bonus nWo Apter in that last photo!

Boy, Survivor Series '91 was the drizzling shits, wasn't it?

I am partial to the babyface super-teams, personally: But my favorite visual team of all time has to be this one: And you've got to love this MANLY LOOKING TEAM: Of the modern Survivor Series teams of the past few years these were my two favorites from the 2009 Survivor Series:

Here's a press release I didn't expect to receive in my inbox: ULTRAMANTIS BLACK Signs to Relapse Records Relapse Records is extremely proud to announce the signing of hardcore aural terrorists UltraMantis Black! Hailing from parts unknown, UltraMantis Black is the musical manifestation of underground professional wrestling legend UltraMantis Black himself, backed by a cadre of anonymous musicians/warriors who may or may not feature ex- and current members of Pissed Jeans and Pilgrim Fetus. Simply put, UMB is the greatest band you've never heard. UltraMantis Black has waged many battles. As a professional wrestler, he has fought a never ending array of opponents worldwide, hell-bent on usurping the Great & Devious insectoid leader of The Order of the Neo Solar Temple. In his quest to decimate the unconscionable and depraved current state of the cultural grappling landscape, he has guided his Spectral Envoy of the Final Judgement through space and time as they deal out justice in the guise of revenge towards those who desire to harm and exploit the vulnerable and voiceless. Now, UltraMantis Black takes his struggle to a new level. Set to release their debut EP in early 2014 via Relapse Records, UMB seeks to further spread his gospel through a relentless musical assault of hardcore cacophony. His message is a simple declaration of war. A godless jihad against those who continue to systematically enslave, torture, and murder the Earth and all innocent and sentient life that exists upon it. Clear missives of animal, earth, and human liberation delivered under the secretive cloak of lucha libre to the soundtrack of blasting audio terrorism. Stay tuned for details on the EP release and impending global domination as UltraMantis Black take their electrifying live show to an arena near you. In the meantime you can watch UltraMantis Black destroy pathetic jobbers HERE and read his storied history at this location. This is UltraMantis Black. Prepare yourself.

I'm going to say it. The Captain America franchise will be the best product to come from Marvel Films when it's all said and done.

No wonder they eventually had Herc switch to long tights.

33 soon to be 34 on November 30th. Also, soon to be a dad of two since number two should be here anyday now

She will be next month, yes.Jesus, she looks amazing.

Depends. Apparently one of the copies on the back, they actually misspelled it 'Nilborg' to which my brother replied "Wait a minute, Nilborg backwards spells Groblin!"

Truth will become Shaska Killings, mark my words.

The sad thing is, even if it's awful, Christmas Bounty will still be a step up from most ABC Family programming:

I've mentioned that I recently changed careers, and I'm now a pest control tech. Well, today I had to go take my exams to be certified in Colorado and I passed both in record time with great scores.

Dragging the coffin of Big Show's father.

Oh, and, yeah, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is a masterpiece.

Alex Riley: Great to have Tensai here, 3-man booth. Although the desk is slanted a little to the right now thanks to you. Tensai: It's all that talent that you've lost, Alex Riley.

Shelton Benjamin doesn't sign autographs. Or possibly wasn't there at the time. EDIT: Arrrrg, this picture is huge, sorry.

I love the Smurf Turf. It definitely can hurt the eyes if you're watching the game on a crappy TV or if it's being broadcast by some low rent channel. There's a big difference between watching a Boise game on ESPN and watching it on your 27" tube set broadcast by SWX, that's for sure.

Don't jinx it. Also, it's a big ass mall.

In regards to Ultramantis Black, he has been in bands in the Lehigh Valley/Philly punk scene forever. I haven't seen him do it in a while, but he used to play solo acoustic shows in street clothes and his mask every once in a while. Edit: my phone autocorrecting punk to pink is probably the least punk thing ever.

Dear Carolina Panthers, 4 years, 9 months, and 26 days. 251 weeks and 4 days. 42,264 hours. 2,535,840 minutes. 152,150,400 seconds. That is how long we have waited to be over .500 in the regular season...if we win on Thursday. Don't screw this up. Shadow P.S. Steve Smith is a crazy person. But he's OUR crazy person and I love him accordingly.

A personal favorite

? or...

Probably not....unless it involves Jesus. All things are about Jesus Playa Shunna. Except this.

Fine, whatever, I won't bring up this long time feud between two fan bases ever again.

It's the BATB Aquaman or I riot. Even if he was with the losers, imagine him trying to pep talk everyone!

Takako Inoue is Bull Nakano.

Tina, the worst character in slasher movie history?

Overstock.com Coliseum was so bad they had to change it to O.co Coliseum to sound semi-normal again.

http://www.gofundme.com/sunnycancerfund Sunny says her cancer is back and she doesn't have insurance, so she's set up a fund. Foley gave her $200.

He was excellent as the Pope. Then... well, TNA did what they normally do.

CM Punk is dragging Big E down.

Bryan beats Orton. Hunter shits himself, brings back Heel Sheamus (backstory woo), Bryan eventually beats him, Hunter vs Bryan for the title at Mania. Punk comes out the night after Mania and drops a pipebomb saying that Bryan doesn't sell properly and his mic skills are below par. He uses the term "mark" and of course, "boys in the back".

A Halloween-themed "How Did This Get Made" This may hurt for some of you who love Tommy Atkins as much as I love Tommy Atkins but they are taking on HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH! http://www.earwolf.com/episode/halloween-iii-season-of-the-witch/ I haven't listened yet, but Jason Mantzoukas is a lights-out guarantee.

2K should add to the game anytime Orton hits an RKO on Kofi Kingston his character gets up and yells out "STUPID! STUPID!!"

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Genetics.

Pepsi Throwback is so much better than actual Pepsi it's astonishing they are the same product.

I measure my age in Cusacks. I've always been two or three years younger than whatever age John Cusack is playing at any given moment. (He always plays a few years younger than he is, since he's actually 40 fucking 7 now!). Which worked out, because I would then see his movies on video a year or so after they came out and we would match up prefectly and he could be my template for what the next part of my life was supposed to represent. It worked out marvelously. So, when he was playing a nerdy freshman in SIXTEEN CANDLES, I was in Jr. High. When he was playing a directionless 20-year-old in SAY ANYTHING, I was a senior in High School. When he was getting ready to deal with his 10 year high school reunion in GROSSE POINTE BLANK I was just a couple of years shy of my 10 year reunion, too. By the time I saw HIGH FIDELITY, I, too, was in my early surly thirties. And when he looked back at it all with regret as a 40 year old in HOT TUB TIME MACHINE, I was 39. (and by the time I saw that on cable I was there). The one that hurts is GROSSE POINTE BLANK. I saw it in like 1999 when I was right there...one year to my 10 year reunion. I seriously related to that movie...it really hit...then the next time I saw it was in, like 2008 and I wasn't sure how I was supposed to react to it. Martin Blank was still 28. He was still headed to his ten year reunion. And here I was coming up on my 20th and pushing 40. I wanted to relate to the movie the same way I had...and I could remember those feelings. But that moment, and all it represents was gone. That whole thing about clearing out the mess of your twenties and starting over as an actual adult...I'd been through it and past it. I so wanted to be Martin Blank again...not whatever the guy's name was in HOT TUB TIME MACHINE. Close enough to 20 to still be able to horse around in your old girlfriend's parent's house one last time and be quoting The Specials and expect the people around you to remember something about their life when they hear it. But close enough to 30 that you don't feel threatened by anything back there in that past and are, in the end, heading off in a completely new direction that will end up defining your life more than any of that previous decade will. But, shit, now I've crossed two years into the 40s and Cusack is a fucking mess now and I don't know who I'm supposed to check in with on Starz anymore. I feel more Paul Giamatti than John Cusack right now and that's not the place to be. Fucking Giamatti.