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You can't always be ruling and mastering the world. That shit is stressful. Sometimes you need to sit back, smoke some weed, and relax.

freezes during his tied up spot and last three matches of the night go on with him stuck in the ropes, hard cam

I love that just when you think this thread can't get any better, someone will post a picture of Finlay on a horse holding a rifle. EDIT: And wearing a track suit!

I don't want to pile on notoriusvig here, but this post sounds amazing if you read it in Santino's voice.

Cain to me is the least impressive champion the UFC has had in quite a while. I know I'm in the minority in this opinion but I think the guy looks like dogshit when he fights. His striking is horrible and he has zero ground game in terms of submissions. What he has going for him is the fact that he constantly moves forward, can get his opponent to the ground and then control their position, and he's a HW. That's it. He's super sloppy and doesn't look any more advanced right now than he did when he first started in the UFC.

NEW WENDY'S LADY COMMERCIAL@!@!!@121@1@!@1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tlxJdVOtOk This is getting tense. We see two things here. We get a sense of what is like to be under her thrall. Living, but not really alive. Surrounded by vibrant color and bizarrely specific items of mirth (a row of hot wheels mixed with tiny potted plants on a computer desk? It makes no sense because this isn't the real world, but a just-convincing-enough simulacrum sustained in a hell dimension). You see how quickly they respond to the noises she makes...Any activity by her and they jerk to attention, craning their necks like deer scattered about an obstacle course somewhere in which a Lioness sleeps lightly. You see the pain and fear in the woman's face as she pumps soap into her coffee mug. Why not? Neither is real. She is simply going through the ritual of her former life. It's the last strand of identity, the last connection to her fading memory of being human. But you also see how hard it is getting for Wendy's lady to maintain control. The flurry of activity that her every move generates...it nourishes her, but the balance of power may tilt. She has drawn so many to her that she will someday no longer be able to control them all. She finds herself increasingly caught off guard, startled even by their attention and agressive fawning. She, too, is becoming oppressed by the pleasure vortex she has created for herself. I sense that something must give soon. We may be about to see the orderliness of this world break down. I fear that in the process we will see her true power... ...and her true face...

Goldberg was and will always be awesome: Goldberg: WCW World Heavyweight Champion *Click Here to Enlarge* Speaking of Goldberg, I got him and Stone Cold Steve Austin to start talking shit to each other today by tweeting out an old cover of Cracked magazine: "WWF vs WCW" - Cracked Magazine #334 [May 1999] *Click Here to Enlarge* Their response? If you told teenage me that I could use the computer fifteen years down the line to talk to my favorite wrestlers, I'd think you were nuts.

Feel bad saying David Flair since I'm pretty sure he's the only one of his family who hasn't OD'd, been a drunken lech or gotten arrested for attacking a cop. Also, he banged Stacy Keibler. Arguably he's turned out the best of the bunch. David Flair: terrible wrestler, winner at life.

Oh, good lordThis southern shaming is disgraceful. Disgraceful, I say disgraceful, suh! Pistols at dawn!

Akeem isn't black either

TNA could cure cancer of the AIDs of the eyeballs, and STILL look like shit doing it.

Their guitars are pretty bad for some reason.

That would be amazing. HHH could win, then when Big Show is in the ring a video would appear on the tron with Triple H going through his house and destroying things and Big Show crying in the ring going "No, not the hydrangea bushes! No, not my coffee maker! C'mon, leave the player piano alone!"

Wow, five pages in and nobody has mentioned this yet: I'll be your huckleberry.

Last year I saw Goldust have a great match with Kid Kash at the Nashville fair grounds. I remember thinking he should still be in WWE main eventing. So I'm really happy for Goldust and happy that Cody is finally on the right track. He is so much better as a face and he was wasted as a heel for too long.

Had a chest X-ray last week that showed a possible nodule on my right lung. Followed up with a CT scan Monday. Got the results yesterday that everything is normal and there is no nodule. Thanks for freaking me out for a week assholes!

We had a very fun chat last night for almost three hours last night. I want to thank KrisZ, DylanWaco and especially GoodHelmet for the awesome conversation. I also want to apologize to a few people who sent in some discussion questions that were briefly touched upon, but were certainly not discussed at length. After the results are posted, I'll repost those questions and the debate can continue on the board. And for the record, I would like to establish myself as firmly pro-midget and pro-woman representation on each set.

Seriously - I don't think there is a single person I like more in wrestling right now than Big E

Oh, good lordThis southern shaming is disgraceful.

"The Divas are calling you fatty fatty fat fat, and Ryback's planning to pull down your pants."

Let the speculation begin Good Ol' JR doesn't even see the swerve coming. This is just gonna lead to another humiliation. Unless they're gonna buy TNA together than they should both see the humiliation coming and that they deserve it.

She ditched him for Tamina. He's been giving Tamina tips over twitter to keep her happy.

I think Low Ki being half black is something Low Ki was unaware of. Just to save you some trouble, Homicide isn't black either.

Woody The Woodpecker? I believe Woodpecker is his surname and not a nickname.

We need to bring back the Dustin match of the day.

Alberto Del Rio is Spanish for Jeff Jarrett.

Two of my best friends back home in Jersey, Bobby and Erin, who've been together forever and got married a few years back, just had their first child two weeks back.. She's an adorable little thing named Cassidy. She was premature, and just got home from the hospital. Bobby had her room waiting for her.

Cena doing Olympic lifting a month out of elbow surgery is disgusting. DISGUSTING.

I gotta admit, some of the new Geico ads crack me up, especially the Old McDonald one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zebvFBNZ3Mg&noredirect=1 I've seen it dozens of times and yet I at least chuckle every time. The owl one is also pretty good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8N2SftkPmQ

Plus Kendall had a hit song!

RUN'S HOUSE

You are dead to me, caley.

Last night was by far the best of the season so far. Finally feels like SOA.

The NHL should really go to a 3-2-1-0 scoring system.

I remember someone once wrote that the Captain Turner/Dan Doherty feud should be required viewing for every pro wrestling booker in the world. After finally getting around to watching the show, I completely agree.

Let the speculation begin The resurrection of the Alliance!

So do we all, so do we all.

Iceland making it to the World Cup would be amazing.

Only if the finish to the rumored Bryan-HHH match is Warrior then running down to the ring and squashing HHH for the save to relive another classic WM moment.

GOLDUST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

I'm really impressed with how things stand right now. You've got the Punk/Heyman Family feud, keeping one of the top faces believably preoccupied enough to not get involved in the main storyline. Then you've got the multilayered "best for business" story: Orton and Bryan feuding over the WWE title, the Rhodes brothers feuding with the Shield over the tag titles thanks to HHH and Stephanie's power trip, and Big Show working out his frustration on the entire HHH/Stephanie power structure. I saw some people saying that Bryan should've been in Show's position at the end of this Raw, but I disagree: Bryan's focused on the the title, his fiancee, and Orton, not HHH or the Shield; Show's issue is more directly with Hunter, and by extension his cronies. They're doing an excellent job of building the face roster up as a whole to carry the weight while Cena's gone, rather than putting all their eggs in one basket. And a lot of the matches are damn good, too.

Man, that main event ruled. That's now my MOTY. That match had so much awesome. It tied in together every storyline in one beautiful, amazing match. I loved the final sequence after the match ends. Cody and Dustin celebrate after their second epic, dramatic win over the young bucks who ran through everyone else. Big Show continues to regain his dignity. And he does it with Daniel Bryan's "YES!" chant as HHH freaks out in the ring. That's just so amazing. This whole thing started because HHH doesn't want Daniel Bryan as champion. He made The Shield his enforces and tried to make Show his indentured servant. He then tried to humiliate the Rhodes Family. All of that came back to bite in the ass in a major way as his hand-picked mercenaries get defeated. Bryan started all of this. But he's still the one who has to beat the final boss.Everyone always complains about a lack of long-term storytelling from the WWE. That is what they've just given us. It is awesome.And you don't get the reaction of a crowd without having an incredibly structured, brilliant match. So many amazing things. Dustin rules. Cody Rules. The Shield rules. I want to watch them ever week for the rest of my natural life.

I make no apologies for my fondness for this spot.

An obvious one. The Dark Knight not getting a best picture nom.

They wrestled for the TV Title in 1990 and it was great. He actually was in JCP briefly after the UWF buyout. But they did not do much with him, like most of the UWF roster. I'm wondering if any UWF guy was better off post buy out. Even Doc was never used well, until he joined the Varsity Club in late 1988. Sting did alright.

This, this so hard. I didn't actually get into Weeds until after Del Rio started his run in WWE, so seeing that character, I immediately saw the connection. It's nice to know I'm not the only one.

Essentially, we want the Biker back.

Source: Famous wrestler Inoki wants to mediate Taliban peace talks