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My wife informed me that we're spawning again.

I couldn't believe my eyes. What a great rib.

Hopefully for a more exciting team. Rowan's very green (but I think his faults have been overstated), but if you're dissing Luke Harper than I don't even know, man...

This will all be worth it if Davey Richards invades to shut down Wrestling is Respect and Ox Baker invaded to shut down Wrestling is Heart. Ox would shut it down by punching the entire promotion.

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Just do what I do, and every time he does the discus lariat, pretend he is the offspring of an evil hillbilly woman who tricked Kerry Von Erich into having sex with her. Kind of like King Arthur and Morgana, but with less swords and more whiskey and trailer parks. It makes him top three in the company easy. Did the woman chain up Kerry afterwards so he had to saw off his foot to escape?

I finally got a damn car. Walked in with no money down, no insurance, no cosigner, mediocre credit, no trade-in. Drove out with a perfectly decent used Taurus for below blue-book value. On my birthday. Just in time to save my ass, getting me to both work and school.

This is a perfect spot to get that second Victorino plunking in. Don't let me down, now.

He was boring as shit in Chikara too unless he was in the ring with Cesaro. So he's consistent at least.

What did her confidants ever do to WWE?! Now her confidence...maybe.

The fairytale is dead again, eat shit Cleveland you worthless sons of shits.

Just do what I do, and every time he does the discus lariat, pretend he is the offspring of an evil hillbilly woman who tricked Kerry Von Erich into having sex with her. Kind of like King Arthur and Morgana, but with less swords and more whiskey and trailer parks. It makes him top three in the company easy.

The game takes place in fake California why the fuck are you paying in pip pip cheerio money?

Danshoku Dino needs to come in and start Wrestling is Gay

This thread is fucking awful.

You sure it was YOUR eyes??

They're both better at laying out matches than the majority of the roster. Del Rio is probably the best heel wrestler in the company because his offense looks credible but he shows enough ass to keep people from cheering him. He knows how to let wrestlers beneath him on the totem pole get in a little offense without making himself too weak. He also makes things really easy for faces to garner sympathy with the way he works them over. The Ziggler and Christian matches are good examples. He's also one of the few gameplan wrestlers on the roster, and by executing his matches with what appears to be a legit agenda, Del Rio creates a more detailed continuity to his matches.Christian is a great underdog wrestler who really excels in cat-n-mouse matches, where he attempts to outwit stronger wrestlers. He's also believable as "survivor" who could possibly pull out an upset win through some veteran tactics. It's difficult to be an underdog, while still looking credible with your successes, and he can pull that off. He's also really good at selling body parts to give himself an out for his losses. More faces that are in jobber mode could learn from that.So what's the point when no gives a shit about you? People for a few years now have been proclaiming that ADR is 'great worker' but I don't see how when he can't sustain any interest.. And he is one of the few guys on the roster who didn't waste time jobbing to much, much less nteresting people. Then again, my biggest gripe with WWE tv is how they don't seem to give a shit that more than 80% of their roster can't move a crowd even if they started shooting rounds off before their matches.He sustains my interest. I'm somebody. Character/story wise, I think he cuts a good promo, but he's often in a position where he has nothing to do outside of cutting variations of the same promo. He's a better wrestler than most of the roster but he's rarely spoken about with reverance by people higher up the food chain. Triple H doesn't care about having Del Rio on his side. CM Punk doesn't care about beating him for the title. The belt he holds has no real perceived value, so no one really has a reason to go after him, unless the writers give him a good story. And he doean't have one. That's why he's getting Khali - because who cares?I watch WWE differently. I don't watch whole episodes and get filled in on stories from here or vid packages on PPVS. So my stake in a match is different than people who actually go through the arduous task of watching 8 hours of WWE a week. I'm not overexposed to certain guys, or trained to not give a shit about people yet, because I only watch a handful of matches a month. But Del Rio is fucking good in the ring, because of what I outlined and that's all that matters to me. Whether or not the crowd'a care is irrelevant.

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My cock is in my hand.

Who am I to doubt El Brady?

Do you mean funny haha or funny peculiar? It was actually really funny. They were doing an interview when they first got together and Jinder says "I'm the funny one" in a monotone and a total stone face, and they waited a few seconds as he looked at the camera emotionless before moving on. It really was just an amazingly funny moment. Jinder knows the golden rule of spoofing. Play it completely straight.

I thought Texans(not the team) were douchebags in general. . . . Let's not get racist. Didn't know that being from Texas was is own race. . .

The whole point of the Simeon "high priority" vehicle is that you've got to run the gauntlet of other players to make the money. If someone is gonna steal it and go into passive move, I feel fully justified in blowing the fucking thing up with a sticky bomb.

Your ballot is amazing. I don't even know where to begin. I want you to explain everything though, at detail, because it's amazing.

Worth a shot.

I'm beginning to remember why I hate Cleveland, Ohio, and everything associated with that damn state.

"Everything is catchable when you are talking about Megatron" Yeah... that really should be on T-shirts

Fuck being poor. It sucks when you even feel guilty about asking for something not shit for Christmas because you know it's a "bad use of money". Actually, fuck Christmas while we're at it.

I hope Rhodes-Wyatt's isn't just a one time deal, I'd love an extended feud especially to get Dusty-Bray going back and forth, that would be magical. Plus it'd be way more interesting than sticking Kane with with the Wyatt's for another few months Divas match wasn't the train wreck I heard it was. Sad they didn't stick Los Locales in the Conquistadors outfits, we know they have them laying around; or at least Dos Hombres

Austin and Backlund duelling promos would have been something else.

More Survival fun in the boneyard. Three of us ease through the first five rounds, then when round Six starts, the one guy with the mic and the broken English starts: NOW WE MUST GO INSIDE IN.... SIDE COME INSIDE HERO (third persons username) YOU IDIOT (Hero Dies) FUCK YOU HERO COME INSIDE FRANCHISE WHAT ARE YOU DOING (I haven't died a single time in all 10 waves of this) (Round 8, Hero dies yet again very early) HERO FUCK YOU HERO FUCK FUCK (Mic guy dies shortly after) HERO THIS IS ALL YOU FUCKING FAULT COME INSIDE This goes on again round 9 and 10. (Round 10, 2 helicopters and only a handful of food soliders, Hero again has died, so has the mic guy) I finish the rest off on my own but its not enough: HERO FUCK YOU, YOU COME INSIDE. Thank god WELL DONE WELL DONE FUCK YOU HERO He tried to replay again, I had to leave. I was crying with laughter at the end. I'm enjoying these Survival stories!

How can you slap? HOW CAN YOU SLAP? HOW CAN SHE SLAP? HOW CAN SHE SLAP ME?

Had it 116-112 for Bradley. Good fight. JMM looked his age tonight...

You were abducted last week, and now your wife is mysteriously pregnant. I think I saw this episode of X-Files.

That was the whole point of Backlund's run in the mid-90's though. He was portrayed as a relic, a man clutching onto the past but he was still dangerous as fuck. He was there to give you some sports education

Do you mean funny haha or funny peculiar?

The Shield would've made a great heel stable in WCW in the early 90's They've already got the whole "feud with the Rhodes family" thing down pat...

Everybody is giving this strong recommendations, yet everybody is using words like "anxiety attack", "disoriented", and "nauseous". "Feel sick for so many reasons." "We needed slurpees to cheer us up." "I want to cry just typing about it." I'm trying to figure out why I want to pay $15 in order to feel all gross and sad. I'm sure it's excellent, but I'm just finding it funny that these positive reviews sound like they're coming from the sole survivor of a nerve gas attack.

Fuck. . . and no schiano huh? Bad luck all around Trick question. Greg Schiano IS the infectious disease.

They're both better at laying out matches than the majority of the roster. Del Rio is probably the best heel wrestler in the company because his offense looks credible but he shows enough ass to keep people from cheering him. He knows how to let wrestlers beneath him on the totem pole get in a little offense without making himself too weak. He also makes things really easy for faces to garner sympathy with the way he works them over. The Ziggler and Christian matches are good examples. He's also one of the few gameplan wrestlers on the roster, and by executing his matches with what appears to be a legit agenda, Del Rio creates a more detailed continuity to his matches.Christian is a great underdog wrestler who really excels in cat-n-mouse matches, where he attempts to outwit stronger wrestlers. He's also believable as "survivor" who could possibly pull out an upset win through some veteran tactics. It's difficult to be an underdog, while still looking credible with your successes, and he can pull that off. He's also really good at selling body parts to give himself an out for his losses. More faces that are in jobber mode could learn from that.

Source: Famous wrestler Inoki wants to mediate Taliban peace talks

Gonzales is more "Nature Boy" Scoot Andrews than Buddy Landell.

Man, I want Bob Armstrong to drag Scott into the ring by his ear and make him tell the WWE Universe the truth about the fast count. Then I want him to punch Brad Maddox in the head and put on a clip-on tie and an airbrushed baseball cap that says "General Manager" on it.

You aren't in the UK though, are you? Fat English Traitor.

There is this Best Buy commercial where they show "Anne" graduating from college, and then mention how she got a "freelance" job, and to succeed she went out and bought a bunch of Samsung electronics - tablet, phone, etc. What recent college graduate working a freelance job can afford to buy thousands of dollars worth of Samsung stuff?