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Less about Andrew, more sympathy toward SirFozzie and his mom. Please.

https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=541258389298864 Best part of the game IMO

All being recorded somewhere by Microsoft for future extortionpurposes.

I'm going to say ending a PPV like that is not what's best for business. Rhodes family though... THAT was awesome.

PRO BONO.

there's still time for him to throw some horrific game ending interception yo

I'm back from Bermuda where I was waited on hand and foot, went to some of the most beautiful beaches on earth, and had some of the most delicious meals of my life. Now I'm back in New York. It's rainy, foggy, and damp... And the Dolphins lost. Football, and all of you, can die.

If you look at his previous posts in this thread, this isn't an isolated incident.

Andrew, unless I misread what you wrote.. you started out by saying the girl was cute and a little chubby. By the end of your story she is this disgusting creature. You came off sounding a little too much like the guy who gets rejected and says "fuck her, she was a slut anyway!" It sounds like what she did was shitty but maybe tone it down a little on the insults...

"lol I'll just pretend you said penis"

Yeah, "He's entitled to go down for that" is the worst phrase in the last 5 years of football.

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?

Vacant is still more interesting than Alberto Del Rio.

This is all you need to know about this ppv.

Raider fans being Raider fans:

Listen, and understand! That Denver offense can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

186) WHEN WE WERE KINGS 1996 - 202 Points - 5 Votes (Highest Vote: #16 JR Goldman) DIRECTOR: Leon Gast STARRING: Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, Don King Placement On Original List: #187 (6 Votes) IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (98%) WIKI NOTE FROM RIPPA - "And you're always talking about, "Muhammad, you're not the same man you were 10 years ago." Well, I asked your wife, and she told me you're not the same man you was two years ago!"

The important thing is that we're raising money for cancer research by spending money on custom pink gear instead of, you know, donating it to fucking cancer research.

Has there been more than one October this year? Man, I miss all the good stuff.

So.... once you get an apartment that has a shower, while you're using that shower you get bonus RP for singing into your headset. This is real.

Stone, right?

Bad News Barrett should just be Wade Barrett walking around delivering actual bad news to people. For example, they can have R-Truth challenge someone to a match for a future date in Canada, and then Bad News Barrett can appear out of nowhere, and deliver the bad news that R-Truth isn't allowed in Canada due to his criminal record.

*hums fat guy in a little coat* No shortage of Great British Shows being horrible American remakes Well, the Brits did fuck up That 70's Show, so, hey, it goes both ways at least. There can be only one Red Forman and only he can say "Dumbass!" like he does. For reference: Some people watched That 70s Show for whatever Eric and the gang were up to. I watched because of Red motherfuckin' Forman talk about putting boots to asses. Almost makes me wish someone could convince Kurtwood Smith to wear that shirt. Now, if only there were someone, ANYONE, from the board who would have worked with Kurtwood Smith in the last year...

DIE MATT SCHAUB DIE!

I know the PPV is still going, but I got to mention that Cesaro Big Swinging Khali was fucking amazing.

I really hope Dustin comes out tonight wearing the Midnight Rider gear but with the Golddust face paint painted on the hood. That would make this jobber PPV actually worthwhile.

Gravity's $55.6 million weekend is the largest October opening ever

there's still time for him to throw some horrific game ending interception

The Dallas Cowboys are not good for my health.

DAY 4 of 31: DEEP RED (Argento, 1975) I'm not an Argento pro, I've seen a couple of his other films, and I'm trying to remedy that this year. I don't know why I selected this one, it was probably the familiarity of David Hemmings, but I did enjoy it. I'd read on the wiki page that Argento tried to make the murders situations that the audience could relate to. Not everyone knows what it's like to be shot by a gun, but everyone knows what it's like to touch really hot water. The most gruesome maybe be the teeth hitting sharp edges. American History X's curb stomp ain't got shit on this scene. The tense pieces are broken up with general murder mystery sleuthing and bizarre flourishes of physical comedy. THRILL TO DAVID HEMMINGS IN A TINY ITALIAN CAR~! In this case the comedy makes things even more disorienting. Argento isn't the most handy when it comes to story or dialogue, but his visuals are ones that will stick with you forever. The closet bit in this will be apart of your nightmares for sure. Good times. DAY 5 of 31 THE HORROR OF DRACULA (Fisher, 1958) Another one of my gaps is Hammer Horror. Peter Cushing is a beast with his hand gestures and piercing eyes. Check it when he cuts in front of the Doctor to inspect Lucy's body. After he covers her up, the Doctor goes to speak and Cushing does this hand gesture to the doctor's stomach that says, "bacdafucup I got this." Christopher Lee's Dracula doesn't have the mystical air that you'd expect. When he makes his first entrance down the stairs it's almost like a playful skip. Hey, I'm just a guy, with a cape. He's not a smooth criminal like Bela Lugosi. What he does bring to the role is an animalistic ferocity., with his bared teeth and crazy eyes. It's truly one of the most frightening faces in film. Just rabid madness that looks like he will eat you alive for reals. The final confrontation is really fun and the fucking running leap off the table is so damn fun to watch. I love the sets. The weird curvy pillars. The whole gothic horror deal is incredibly appealing to me and engages my cerebral cortex. The foreign European landscapes, the mysticism and superstitions. Love it.

Gordi should just do an Onita gimmick and have his underlings bump for him.

As much as I love certain moments in that soundtrack...like to the point where they were foundational listening. Like, I heard the Echo and The Bunnymen "People are Strange" before I bought my first Doors Album [note: in 1988 "album" meant cassette]. And as I mentioned upthread "Cry Little Sister" is one of the best movie songs of all time. The INXS stuf leaves me cold. But there are a couple of nice lesser-known tunes. I especially like this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I92u-SJRNM4But there is a problem...and I think you all know what it is. It's a big, oileded-up, ponytailed problem called Tim Cappello. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P23c9KO5uYNow, when I was 15 and saw this movie, that scene was astounding and confusing. As a die-hard contarian kid who was more into old blues and old metal than pop, I was all pissy like "Ha! Look at that stupid poser! He should be in the Vinnie Vincent Invasion HAHAHA!!!" But there was this little part of me what was thinking "This is magnificent." As a midwestern boy, I was secretly hoping/assuming that whenever I got around to dropping out of school and hitchhiking to the west coast., that was what it was going to be like...every night. An orgy of excess and guileless, tasteless, pointless outlet of energy. I was so jealous of those L.A. (yeah, Santa Carla, whatever) kids and how far ahead of everything they were than me and my friends. Thier music, their clothes, their hair, their grandparents, their saxophone posers...everything about them was better than me...and that stupid, gross motherfucker and his stupid saxophone was like the guardian of the Holy Grail to me. Like if you get to the grail room, and the guardian says "Choose the grail that is the true grail of Christ." and you of course pick the gaudiest most rhinestone encrusted, neon-light-blinkiest one covered in Rick Springfield pogs...and the Guardian of the Grail is like "NAILED IT! Of course he would have the RADDEST CHALICE EVERY, MY DUDENHEIM!!!!!!"But now....watching that video, I feel 2 things:1) betrayed by my vision of what my late teens were going to be like...because none of that ever happened...ever never...2) Really grossed out by Tim Cappello. I mean, I suppose there's a difference strictly speaking between Tim Cappello and Epic Sax guy...but that difference is mostly lost on me. And this doesn't help:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXuuxnp08o

Thanks, really appreciate that.

So far, only Animal Hamiguchi. Morishima returns.

Don't want to take this further off course, but that's just not true, is it? What about this? or this... Furthermore, a quick google tells me that she got a career achievement award at the BET awards just last week.

I was working with a small group of kids on functions and the "smart" group was finished their project. Guess what they started talking about? Wrestling. Guess who they bring up (8th graders so 13 years old) Eddie Guerrero. Damn I wanted to jump into that conversation BAD. But I had to be a professional.

The idea of Barrett basically having a Debbie Downer gimmick is awesome. Brie shows off her new engagement ring to the other divas and Barrett saunters by and proceeds to talk about the plights of African child labor miners.

Would you rather they say "From the Director of a movie most of our target audience will be sleeping through when their English teacher gives up trying to make them read the actual play"?

They need to bring Leo Kruger up to the main roster to hunt the awesome bull mascot.

Cool review, bro.

In a way, That 70's Show has somewhat ruined Robocop for me, as I just keep waiting for Clarence to threaten to put his foot in Robocop's metal ass. Or, alternately, to walk into a scene with Jackie and Donna and Kitty and say "bitches, leave."

I've always thought season 5 of oz was really good w the o'reilly brothers stuff and dr. nathan. there was a lot of crap, but damn did dean winters earn his money that season.

This is fucking incredible. So detailed. I could close my eyes and think it was the actual Mike. The smugness, the unintentional comedy, the cadence, the interactions with the callers.. So good.

No they don't.

Poor poor amazingly stupid Marlins Someone's going to have to provide the animal gifs since Kelvin is on his cruise

Cillian Murphy is Gotham's version of Milhouse. That's harsh.

Team 3D vs. Curry Man and Shark Boy in the one and only Fish Market Street Fight. Hitting people with giant cod IS pro wrestling.