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He could always hook up with a smart guy and a swordsman and go into the kidnapping and war starting business.

After months of stomach pains and fatigue, my wife had a CT scan last week. The result showed "something" on her adrenal glands, enough to warrant a follow-up PET scan. Doing some research, we learned that colon cancer like she had usually returns in the form of cancer on..... the adrenal gland. With that in mind, we met with her oncologist this morning to get the PET scan results. And, as you probably guessed because of where I'm posting this, the test came back clean. NO CANCER. Such awesome news. She still has to see a G-I doctor to get her stomach looked at but we at least know it's not cancer!

Man, I want Bob Armstrong to drag Scott into the ring by his ear and make him tell the WWE Universe the truth about the fast count. Then I want him to punch Brad Maddox in the head and put on a clip-on tie and an airbrushed baseball cap that says "General Manager" on it.

She's not girlfriend material dude. Maybe if she'd have gotten you a PS4.

Venturing into talk we aren't supposed to here, but this shutdown is 100% caused and the fault of the GOP. Views on the ACA have nothing to do with it, the fact is they are shutting down the government over a law (not bill) that was passed by both houses, signed by the president and (largely) upheld by the Supreme Court. This unprecedented in U.S. history, and it is more or less the political equivalent of a toddler throwing a temper tantrum because Mommy won't buy them candy. Lord knows the Democrats aren't perfect (or even good) but this falls on one party and only one party. Also, fuck you for having to go back to night shifts for a week because one of my co-workers had a court day and may or may not be back in jail right now because he doesn't pay his damn child support.

Savages voice-over in the Dexter Laboratory in show segment "Dial M For Monkey" as a space wrestler wrestling Monkey was also awesome.

That 70's Show absolutely should have ended with Kelso moving away and Eric going to Africa.

Your thoughts on Big E are manly beyond my wildest expectations.

I hope they make one of Cactus Jack so I can look at a picture of it and think about how I'll never be able to spend 300 dollars on it.

I'm not

Sure but not before I murder you.Pfft. PS3? Yeah of course. Is there anything else?

Okay - I slapped together an HTML page for this. Complete with BONUS VISUAL JOKES!!! Don't get your hopes up... NXT RETRO WORKRATE REPORT - Jan. 2 2013

I hope the Cards get owned.

Do your nightmares count towards the Halloween movie count? If so you might have an advantage over the rest of us. Seriously sorry to hear of the concussion and how long the effects can last even after being cleared to return to work.

Well considering what happened to Germans the last time they went to Russia in the winter, they obviously want to look the least threatening as possible.

"HAYSTACKS CALHOOOOOOUN! Oooh, he was a mountain of a man!"

"A Friend."

Wyatt Family and 2 Gators as a traditional Survivor Series team? Sign me up!

Liking this event poster:

Karl Malone? Last I checked, he was trying to buy the Beanie Babies.

Liz Carmouche is a marine and also main evented a UFC PPV in a title fight. I just see her fight with Davis as more relevant in terms of rankings now than Kennedy vs. Natal.

Carnivale! Awesome show that deserved a better finish.

Ellsworth

Tasers, Ladders, and Chairs? Tasers, Ladders, and CLAIRE

I've seen people mention Orson Welles in Transformers: The Movie. But they're just e-cigarette smoking scarf wearing movie snobs 'cause Transformers was awesome...

I didn't read the article, but you could probably do a one-paragraph explanation on it just by looking at what gets the most hits on YouTube or the runaway success of Bleacher Report. There is a formula behind what drives page views and gets eyeballs on television shows. Being "good" is maybe 10% of the equation. It all just comes down to metrics. Nothing worth getting offended over.

All I want to hear from people who don't like fighting in hockey is "I don't like it so that's why I want it out." I'm cool with that. It's all these other ways people try to dress up their own personal issue that gets annoying.

Please. Don't drag my people into this.

As much as I want the Indians to win, any Delmon Young sighting gives me an excuse to use this again.

Actually, I don't think Walt planned on surviving the shooting. It was only because Jesse was there that he ended up on the floor. I'm inclined to believe that he intended to take himself out along with the Aryans.

I have no idea who the fuck Rebel Wilson is but based on the commercials for her show that aired during S.H.I.E.L.D. I already hate her.

The social club takes a while (hours) to update the logo. I did change it earlier today to the one Gonzalez made so it should appear in game tonight.

Man he's really up his own ass in that column. The comments are worse with people falling all over themselves to talk about how great Lost's finale was.

I have said many times, and still maintain, that, starting with Flair and Perfect's pre-match promo, going through the match, the post-match chaos/kiss/slap, and then both the Flair/Perfect/Heenan and the Savage/Liz post-match promos, collectively is the best 30-45 minutes of television the WWWF/WWF/WWE has ever produced.

Wait, this looks weak on paper?1) Bryan/Randy has MOTY potential. 2) Rhodes/Shield is going to rule. 3) Punk/Ryback could be really good. 4) I still think ADR can get a good match out of RVD, especially in a hardcore rules match. RVD's spots make more sense in some wild brawl type thing.

I won't profess a great knowledge of bullfighting but being barbaric doesn't mean it can't also have a rich tradition. One could argue that boxing, mma, and good old pro wrestling are barbaric sports with rich traditions.

I would love if the next step in this is if HHH makes Big Show's family homeless. A rebellious Big Show is in the ring and then HHH and Steph show footage of Mrs. Show and his shoeless children waiting in line at a WIC office only to discover it's closed because of government shutdowns. This is similar to the idea someone once had on here that the insane Ric Flair Finance sub-prime mortgage pyramid scheme (yes, that was an actual business that Natich lent his name to with the "Figure Four Loan Processing Program") was actually a ruse to screw with Sting's credit rating.

Me too. Looks like somebody's been getting their booking ideas from those Global reruns on ESPN Classic.

Vin Diesel + Paul Walker + The Rock + Ocean's 11 = Genius. I don't care what anyone says.... THAT is how you make fucking money.

Corpse-hand from the grave ref block: Death by sleeper: My all-time favorite ring zombie.

Fast Five did an amazing job of rebranding and resurrecting the franchise. It catered to the long time Fast and Furious fans with nostalgia and managed to bring in new fans and completely revitalized the Rock's movie career. I always felt Fast and Furious was done purely for nostalgia purposes and it ended up making more money than they thought it would. They couldn't have played Fast Five and Six any better. I don't think there ever was a franchise that changed the basic premise of the films and was able to keep the nostalgic, old fans and new fans happy.

That's a decent point. But I wonder how many people in America see Bullfighting as anything other than a silly cartoony thing that Bugs Bunny did once anyway. Like, not many probably recognize or know how cruel it is. But none of those people "respect" it either. it's maybe one of the few instances where insular American provincialism has a positive effect. 'Muricans see "bullfighting" about as much as a cherished "cultural icon" as they see a Mexican hat dance. It's something you dress up as for Halloween or if you're a heel wrestler making fun of anyone from any of those "tacoey" countries. Okay...maybe I'm not actually making this less offensive...

I'd like to say a big Fuck You to the government. Because of this shutdown I'm now working for free. These assholes will not be reelected because of my vote.

C'mon, think about this. "Creating awareness?" Who the fuck is UNAWARE of the existence of cancer? "Oh man, Earl. My wife's got breast cancer?" "What's that?" said no one ever in this century. You want to do something for breast cancer? Generate funds for research. Educate women on the importance of regular screenings. Provide said screenings to those who can't afford them. Offer financial support to low income women suffering from breast cancer who can't hold down a job anymore but have to wait months for disability to be approved. What does SGK spend its money on? Fat executive salaries and trademark lawsuits against real charities. I won't even bother to get into the political swing that organization has taken on over the past few years.SGK is a parasitic marketing scheme masquerading as charity, and the world would be better off if the entire organization vanished from the face it, and I'm saying this as someone who lost two members of my family to breast cancer, including my mother. SGK isn't selling companies like WWE on charity. It's selling them on the PR benefits of putting wrestlers in pink shirts. If WWE gave just a fraction of the money they'll kick back to the pink-clad scum to REAL charities instead, I'd say as much as I did about Make-a-Wish: nothing.

My theory is that she's insulating herself by surrounding herself with weak, unthreatening males and creating a bland but secure environment made up of primary colors and lithe, high-end furnishings...perhaps to escape from some past trauma. The problem is I'm not sure yet if I want to break her free of that and open her up to the brutal thrill of animalistic reality...or if I actually want to enter into her world and live there forever. There is also the possibility that once I get there I will realize that it's something like a TWILIGHT ZONE ("It's a Good Life") thing where she is either actually holding all these people hostage in this world...or a semi-Matrixy thing where she is a sort of demon that traps you in a blissful langourous world of mental stasis while she feeds off your life force. But, I'm kind of up for any of that, so...

Tasers, Ladders, and Chairs? Tasers, Ladders, and CLAIRE TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA!