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Raven also had the capability of winning titles more prestigious than the Hardcore title, which AJ doesn't have. Really, fuck Meltzer and anyone else giving AJ a hard time for loving the business enough to actually care that she won the most prestigious belt she is eligible to win. You people deserve Kelly Kelly or whichever fitness model on your television screen week in and week out. Also, every single person that posts on this board is a mark, including myself and every worker. I thought as a board we were past the serious use of that word, but apparently not. You're posting on the internet about pro wrestling. You're a mark. Let's move on.

Can we hear more about Greggulator's friend's dating situation please? I'm pulling for the guy.

I hope Ryback comes out and cuts a promo saying he had to stand up for poor, defenseless Paul Heyman In the face of that bully CM Punk. Ryback was just being a star, you see.

Here Are Dave's comments: #1: "On the A.J. thing, this is going to break some hearts, but people who run wrestling companies laugh at wrestlers who are "belt marks" for undercard belts, especially when it comes to a pass-around belt vs. a main event belt that is given with the idea the person with it is anchoring business. Promoters throughout time feel that there are the guys who want to be paid and the guys who want a belt and they can pay whatever they want to them as long as they give them a make-believe pass-around belt. ... Why are the worst people in the world now the people whose attitudes we're all supposed to adopt? "If you don't think about this in this one way, then the biggest asshole con-artist worm-fuckers on the planet will look down on you!" Good. That's probably a good sign. Unless your entire goal in life is the be the biggest carny dick on the planet, then yeah, keep in the game and don't enjoy anything ever and maybe, just maybe you'll die without anyone ever getting over on you.

Snifter. You hold wine glasses by the stem to avoid warming the wine, so if Sandow were holding the mic like a wine glass, he'd be gripping the bottom portion, i.e. holding the mic normally.

I can't believe they're burying Orton like this.

If Vince is going to strip Bryan of the belt tomorrow, he should put it on a heel who's really over right now - Bryan Cranston.

I know I'm starting to sound like a cheerleader, but you guys aren't going to sit here and ignore the crowd support for Titus O'Neal. I won't let it happen. I missed most of RAW but it's nice to hear that Stephanie is still stepping on people while they're down. Heyman should kiss all The Heyman Guys from now on. Take one for the the team, Brock.

You want to know why God hates Cleveland? Because it's inhabited by assholes who try to WHAT Dusty Rhodes.

She was in her mid-20's with a major drug problem. Jesse was partially the blame for why she began using again. She was doing well until he moved in.

Man, that's a questionable quote to attribute to your mom. Just sayin'.

Too enjoyable to put in just the lucha folder

Clutch, to me, means recovering from a bad play and leading your team to victory in a championship game? Has Jay Cutler ever done that? FLAG ON THE FIELD Illegal use of a troll post when your own QB eats shit. 5 "Likes" penalty, repeat the down.

That is the strategy that has consistently worked with HHH. Challenge his manhood/ring cred. He's going out of his way to make it seem like that doesn't work anymore, like he's above it. But Bryan standing over him saying "You want this title back, sure you could fire me, and the next Armory I wrestle in, everyone will know that's where the real WWE title is being defended...or you could get in the ring and take it back like the big man you claim to be" should be enough to get to him. How many titles does he need to catch Flair?

Naomi is fucking gorgeous.

Man, could that crowd not be bothered to care about anyone other than Punk and Bryan. It's almost like booking your midcard as an amorphous blob of Mendoza-liners for years leads to apathy. On the other hand, the presumed Dusty finish tomorrow is perfect. Bryan got to be champ for a few minutes the first time, then makes it 22 hours or so this time before HHH screws him over again. Bryan needs to go apeshit this time around, though, instead of just shrugging it off and seething.

The WWE couldn't handle The Natural Dustin Rhodes. That man took down the Stud Stable.

...what?

He wrestled a some matches with his old man there in Zero-1 and the Vader Time shows. I wasn't expecting much when I saw his FCW look: He looks like a hitchhiker that's about to rape you. He looks like a Miz cosplayer.

What's to forget? Is this the part where you beat the shit out of me and I fall on my neck, or is this the part where you beat the shit out of me and I fall on my face?

But it's a twist, Daniel and John dump the Bellas, make out with each other and we finally get that WWE gay marriage.

One of my favorite Wrestlemania moments of all time.

Mr. Night of Champions!

Yeah, I'm leaning toward Jesse being the one to take out Walt now (if anyone does).

He needs 7, everyone active is -1 right now thanks to Miz.

Is there a match stip where he could beat Ziggler for five of those?

Hahahahaha. You read IGN.

Told you guys that the baby is an asshole

I didn't enjoy the Bryan's victory because I was just waiting for Bird Beak's music to hit. I didn't really start popping until the copyright logo popped up. Awesome until tonight.

Everyone's expecting him to be stripped, so I'd play with that. Triple H confronts Bryan tonight, tells him to hand the belt over, reaches out his arms to accept it, and BOOM, Jumping Knee Strike. It could be the closest thing to the "Austin gives the stunner to McMahon for the first time" moment we get. It's when Bryan finally says enough is enough, he's earned the title twice, and it's time to throw hands with Triple H.

Who doesn't like the Aryans? Uncle Jack has a casual, folksy charm. And he gave Walt $11 million back out of the sheer goodness of his heart. Solid dude.

To be honest, no, I don't remember Kofi ever being something special.

And the piece of resistance (to quote Ed Norton): This FBlassie suit, purchased from Eric Caiden at Hollywood Book & Poster many many moons ago. we hardly knew ye, RAF

At some point I'm going to have to come to terms with how much joy I get out of seeing football coaches be miserable. It's one of the few arenas in life when you get to see real-life assholes experience real-life comeupance. I just wish we didn't have to have a Superbowl because then one of them ends with a big smile on his face. If only there was a way for all of them to lose every week.

Pretty much everyone in the NFC's goal should be to prevent Seattle from getting home field advantage in the playoffs.

Really...DX over The Legion of Doom!? Really!? And Booker f'n T...and that pole smoker Hogan!? Really!? Was it mandatory that you had to have an IQ less than your shoe size in order to participate in the polls or did it just happen by chance?

I hope this won't interfere with Ryback bullying local indy wrestlers.

It seems kind of dumb, if they want to do another month of Bryan chasing, to have already given us the visual of him getting a clean win. Why not screw him during the match? It seems like the heat to see Bryan pin Orton again will be less than the heat to see him finally get the win, no?

Strike three? Nah... ETA: Also, I legitimately laughed out loud at HHH getting a whopping 4% of the vote on the "Best of All Time".

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

The new Performance Center really does have everything.

I'm with you. Just like my momma always said, "If you're gonna suck, make a buck."

Road Dogg has to wrestle RKO to save Scott's job?

Im on the fence as to how "in on it" Freight Train is. Sometimes I watch it and feel sorry for him and think Jake and Colt are dicks for poking fun at him. Sometimes I watch it and think, Im being worked here, he's totally in on the joke. Then I cant decide if he's either the greatest actor or the worst wrestler. Cant believe Vader Junior has been released. Wonder if Big Poppa Vader will get a Tweet to attend Raw next week! They also released that weird looking Irish guy after like 1 month!

Favorite exchange from last night's show: Meltzer: Are you getting married? Alvarez: I'm already married! YOU WERE THERE!

Evan Gattis, most known for his long home runs, tremendous whiffs, and past drug addiction that never gets brought up when commentators are talking about "his remarkable story". He smoked a ton of weed. Little different than a "drug addiction." He's a kid who freaked out as a 17 yr old, went on a journey to "find himself." came back to baseball and appears to be having a ton of fun. Potheads don't go into rehab. He was also a hardcore alcoholic and cokehead.

Wouldn't shitty psychology be doing those moves and not acting like it hurts to do them? It sounds more like possibly shitty cost-benefit analysis of doing a move that may hurt him as much as it hurts his opponent.

He's not selling. Raphael was a total shooter.