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MEN'S TEIOH (or however the hell
you spell it)! Tiger Mask IV! Chris Jericho! ULTIMO DRAGON! SHOICHI FUNAKI!
TAKA MICHINOKU! and other post-youngster things I saw!
Howdy!
Welcome to DEATH VALLEY DRIVER
VIDEO REVIEW #18! The youngster has arrived, the duel-grandma-mafia kicks
are over (they're old school:), the lil gal is asleep as is the wife, so
I can finally do another one of these without having to run over gaze in
wonderment as the lil one yawns. I await the Michinoku Pro "These Days"
COMM TAPE post by the exalted Dark Cheetah and pray to the cais. hellish
overlords that they release it to the wrestling starved RSPW masses.:)
-BIG NEWS! I saw an entire BattlArts
Champ Forum that I liked (August something-1996)! (Thanks Rob! Post already!)
The highlight for me was watching TAKA Michinoku and Shoichi Funaki tag
against those... two ... other... guys (MUST... FIND... MATCHLIST... TO...
STEAL... Ollie?) TAKA is becoming a mutant version of Shinjiro Ohtani-
in that Ohtani looks REAL at home trading kicks and submission holds with
the UWFi punks and TAKA looked REAL at home staying on the mat with the
BattlArts young punks. The main difference is that UWFi is fifty times
stiffer than BattleArts and four times as good. Regardless of the difference
of quality of the shoot promotions, the application of TAKA's speed and
quickness from a highflying style to shootstyle is very impressive. He
wrestles a smart pseudo-shoot style relying more on being quicker than
his opponent and countering his holds, than on kicking his opponent (which
actually is the BattlArts variation on the shootstyle phenomenon- a sort
of Fujiwara-esque philosophy mixed with way too much pro style crud to
make it overly effective.) The major edge that TAKA has over his vastly
talented New Japan young superstar compatrio t is that TAKA can work a
Lucha match as well as anyone in Mexico, and I haven't seen our boy Shinjiro
work one past the mutated Mexican-Japanese style of the Negro Casas match
from the J-Crown. Thus, I EAGERLY await the first TAKA/Misterio match,
but would merely "freak out and party" (tm Alex Wright) at the idea of
a Ohtani/Misterio match. Funaki is much more at home in these matches than
in the Michinoku Pro deals he ends up in and is a good powerman to TAKA's
spectacularness and they worked a combination Northern Lights Suplex-into-a-springboard-kneedrop
just to add to the http://www.photon.co.jp/sections/6_staff/glenn/nCo/dvdvr/dvdvr.html
/Michinoku Pro "we-make-shootstyle-fun"
motif that is running wild in Michinoku these days. The other two matches
were basically shoot-style matches with pro style psychology (been watching
Hotta matches, I see) and worked very well from both sides of these coins.
Diasuke Ikeda vs (I guess) Carl Greco was first rate- with a lot more stiffness
and less pro style tangents. The key to me for these things is if I spend
less time concentrating on how much they are selling and more on it looking
(if not being) so stiff that any selling looks natural (which is how pro
style should be also, in my book). Ikeda has finally won me over- after
these matches ( he was in a tag match earlier in the show) and the whip
ass Ooya match ( HESHAM... HESHAM... HESHAM... WORSHIP AT THE FEET OF HISAKATSU
OOYA...:)) I'll start watching these BattlArts things, despite the hilariously
bad matches that accompany the good. Hell, that's my rationale for watching
WCW...
- I watched the Champs Forum with
the fab 8-man tag of Denny Collins, Dick Togo, Shoichi Funaki and Shiryu
as they squared off against Super Astro, Super Delphin, El Gran Hamada,
and Alexander Otsuka and the tres cool TigerMaskIV vs Men's Teioh match,
and it all was steeped in greatness. The 8-man tag is the kind of thing
that makes Michinoku Pro great: Eight wrestlers, four different styles
united by workrate, style and execution- what a fantabulous melting pot
of wrestling! The pinnacle of this was Dick Togo finally going face-to-face
with his Mexican wrestling-style inspiration- Super Astro. My guess is
that they had to have this match to prove that Dick Togo and Super Astro
were two different fellas.:) Super Astro had the coolest mask I've ever
seen him in (gold lame with silver and white embroidery) and ruled the
goddang world like he is wont to do, being one of my fave old school Luchadores
with SilverKing. I really hope Michinoku Pro becomes the home away from
home for all these Mexican greats because to see him in with all these
guys that stole all of his moves is a real joy to see. Plus if the Mil
Mascaras, Dos Caras, and Super Astro matches I've seen this week are any
indication, they go out and spring for new masks for their idols and they
were never more of the Lucha fashion plates until they hit MP. The Tiger
Mask IV vs Men's Teioh match was pretty choice as it finally dawned on
me what they are trying to do with the former Terry Boy. He is going to
the living embodiment of American Pro Style wrestling- even down to the
Flair Woo before the figure four leglock. I'm guessing the whole Something
DX is about some kind of North American invasion of styles or something.
If Shiryu starts wearing masks that have Toronto Mapleleafs insignia on
them and starts badmouthng Lucha Libre then my theory will be correct.:)
I hope this is the case, because only MP would embrace ALL styles like
it does and organize them against each other in such an entertaining way.
I would expect a stable of Anglophile wrestlers with Tigermask IV and the
Great Sasuke being at the forefront, because one can really tell that Sasuke
has a deep fascination with the history of British mat wrestling. Tiger
Mask IV, though nowhere near as good as any of the other three, would fit
that mold quite nicely.
_I saw a bunch of IWA (Winnipeg)
and I can't quite figure out the year it was braodcast originally. My guess
would be early 95. It had a lot of choice wrestling- my fave being the
Natural who I guess is the Great Lost Canadian Heat Machine. He was also
a great announcer, explaining a Stretch Plum in detail as Chris Jericho
applied it. The highlight was a Ultimo Dragaon/Chris Jericho match that
took place at some theatre in Manitoba I would guess. It was a freaky match
because they couldn't do anything outside the ring because it was on a
stage, so they decided to make it rule in the ring. Jericho did all these
cool Mexican abdominal stretch variations that I'm quite the sucker for
and UD and Jericho did the whole headscissor sequences that made their
WAR Super Junior tourney deal such a success. Other wrestlers that seemed
pretty good were Iceman Eric Freeze and Diamond Timothy Flowers, but there
was quite a bit of the Great Gama and Champagne Gerry Morrow.
-I saw a WAR Commercial tape (did
I tell you how much Rob rules the fucking world?) that had a Misterio/Psicosis
match that was definititely the last of the series. This was definitely
running on vapors because it didn't have any of the spark of their other
ten matches I think I've seen. I guess this WCW stay has actually helped
Rey as much as it has hindered Juventud, because the last couple of PPV
Rey matches are much better than this match. I guess its the fantastic
infusion of psychology that is infused into Rey's current matches that
is starting to put them in a different class than these highspot fests
with Psicosis. Plus I'm starting to dig Psicosis as the Mexican mat wrestler
that I've seen him as in the last few matches, which actually dates back
to the key series of matches against El Hijo Del Santo I guess, as opposed
to the Sabu-esque suicidal bumptaker. The more I see them progress as a
total wrestlers, the less I'll be blown away by these type of matches.
There is a Jericho/UD match with UD in a ass-whomping black outfit (I thought
it was the return of Ultimate Dragon at first). See synopsis above.:) There
was a Motegi tag match <> where Motegi is beaten unmercifully by your
basic genaric WAR heavyweight cretin.:) So it's not just Jr Hvywt Tournaments
anymore! WOO-HOO! There is also a Tenryu vs Mr Pogo match that really rules
if you watch as you fast forward past it like I did.:)
- After watching WCWSN, it's official:
Biggest comeback, most improved wrestler and feud of the year ALL belong
to Steven Regal. Since the Ass-Stomping feud with Fit Finlay (Come back
to us Belfast Bruiser!) Regal has ruled it so hard, and pulling good matches
out of okay workers like Hugh Morrus is becoming quite the common occurance.
The days of laziness are over it seems. I await a Regal/Benoit feud.
NEXT WEEK: LUCHA! LUCHA LIBRE!
AND MORE LUCHA LIBRE! That weird ass "Rumble" British TV show (Rob, you
were right!:)) and the rest of those Ollie GAEA tapes with Akira Hokuta
on em! WOO-HOO!
NANIWA~!
Dean Rasmussen, HaleyHEAD!